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PoliticsRe: I’ll Assign Portfolio To Ministers At Inauguration – Buhari by AmazingELixir: 9:32am On Jul 31, 2019
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Nna ehh...!!

Pornographic peddlers dhan invade nairaland ooo
SportsRe: The Top 10 Greatest Football Players Of The Last 25 Years by AmazingELixir: 9:22am On Jul 31, 2019
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OP chop shi.t.....where okocha, Lothar Mathaus and Gheorghe Hagi for that list..
PoliticsRe: 'The Real Boko Haram is Defeated' - Garba Shehu Insists by AmazingELixir: 9:11am On Jul 31, 2019
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This idiotic Shehu has started from where lie Mohammed left off since his grand children started asking him why they call him liar Mohammed.
CrimeRe: Edo: Dead Body Of A Pregnant Woman Found Beside A Football Pitch by AmazingELixir: 9:03am On Jul 31, 2019
Chai.. shocked shocked shocked


"There were conflicting accounts of how the woman died, with one saying she was first sighted alive at WAEC Junction, where she was bleeding from her nose and barely conscious. Another account had it that she was carried from an unknown spot where she died and dumped beside the field."


I can relate with the bolded if the guys in question did not relocate the corpse Police for dhan see food chop by arresting everyone within sight...official criminals.
PoliticsRe: Uduak Godwin Nseobot 'King Pele' Strips A Woman Nude On His Wedding Day by AmazingELixir: 7:00pm On Jul 30, 2019
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CrimeRe: Prisoners In Brazil Captured Playing Football With Heads Of Dead Rivals(graphic) by AmazingELixir: 6:26pm On Jul 30, 2019
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Ehnn!...how Afonja dem carry operations enter Brazil..?

EducationRe: 8-Year-Old Zamfara Girl Who Walks 2KM Every Morning To School by AmazingELixir: 6:10pm On Jul 30, 2019
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Ok,


My pipu don't worry yourselves thinking about the plight of the little...before she's thirteen she'll be married off to some old man somewhere in her zone....if I'm lying ask former Zamfara governor turned senator, Gov.senator Ahmed Sani Yerima..HoD, CFR, GCON, EFCC, SAN, SHARIA...ETC
CrimeRe: Emma Aispuro Coronel, El Chapo Wife On Vacation In Venice, Husband Rots In Jail by AmazingELixir: 9:22am On Jul 30, 2019
Jabioro:
Hmmmm Life instead of her to go on low key life she decided to raised bar.." Nothing do me " altitude.Another man must blow the kpekus life must continue even without you reading my foolishness comment.Just becareful in all and all of your deeds,with , without me the world will move on.No one can stop the Earth from revolving.( The Earth rotate) according to elementary Geography.
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What is diswan capping about bikonu...this gibberish you posted draws similarity with those 3 prisoners that killed themselves.
CareerRe: Meet Adaobi Nwosu, The Most Beautiful Police Officer In Nigeria (pics) by AmazingELixir: 9:18pm On Jul 29, 2019
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There can never be anything beautiful about the police not even looks...if she like make she fyn like Rihanna solong as na police she is ugly QED.
EducationA Massive Asteroid Got Extremely Close To Earth And Scientists Didn't Know Until by AmazingELixir(op): 6:39pm On Jul 29, 2019
A Massive Asteroid Got Extremely Close To Earth And Scientists Didn't Know Until It Was Only Days Away



The 427-foot-wide asteroid got within 45,000 miles of Earth last week.

Too Close For Comfort

With all of the high tech at NASA's disposal, you would think that they would have noticed a 427-foot-wide asteroid barreling towards Earth, but sometimes things slip past their watch. On Friday, the massive asteroid, now named 2019 OK, got within 45,000 miles of Earth as it passed.

While that might seem like an astronomical number, that's only 20% of the distance between the Earth and the moon, so in universal terms, that qualifies as a pretty narrow miss.

A "City-Killer" Asteroid

2019 OK is classified as a "city killer" asteroid, which can hit Earth with the force of multiple nuclear bombs and could destroy entire cities. While NASA and other agencies have technology to track objects like this, there isn't enough funding to observe every single one. NASA manages to track less than one third of the major asteroids.

How Did They Miss This?

Research teams in Brazil and the US only noticed 2019 OK about a week before it passed, long after the time needed to do anything to deflect or destroy it if Earth was in its path.

Australian astronomer Alan Duffy encouraged the world's governments to take threats like this serious and boost astronomer's funding in order to avoid a catastrophic event.

"We don't have to go the way of the dinosaurs. We actually have the technology to find and deflect certainly these smaller asteroids if we commit to it now."


Because this is 2019 and the world seems to be on fire anyway, Twitter of course had jokes about the asteroid. Why grapple with the seemingly random void of space when you can meme it online instead?

Foreign AffairsRe: Boris Johnson And Girlfriend, Carrie Symonds Move Into Downing Street by AmazingELixir: 6:26pm On Jul 29, 2019
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Diju say girlfriend....white pipu no get problem...I'm just imagining what would have become of him if this happened in Nigeria
CelebritiesRe: 6-Year-Old South Korean Youtube Star, Boram Buys $8 Million 5-Storey Property by AmazingELixir: 6:21pm On Jul 29, 2019
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Are you kidding me...and I'm yet to complete my duplex 3 years after...
PoliticsRe: LCC Patrol Van Knocks Down Nursing Mother, Kills Baby (Graphic Photo) by AmazingELixir: 6:05pm On Jul 29, 2019
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Choi !

Meanwhile op what is Switzerland doing in that post... huh
SportsRe: Ganduje, Deputy Governors Take Cover, As Police Teargas Fans After Aiteo Game by AmazingELixir: 10:35am On Jul 29, 2019
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Ok tears of joy for winning the Aiteo cup was replaced by tears of anguish from tear gas....what an irony ....would have loved to see Gandollar fleeing..
CrimeRe: Maiduguri: Death toll in Boko Haram attack at funeral up to sixty-five by AmazingELixir: 10:46pm On Jul 28, 2019
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And this same state ravaged by insurgency was able to rake in massive votes for the herdsman in Aso Rock..

Ok ooh...

Can someone please explain to me what boko haram aims to achieve by killing their fellow head slammers attending a burial, there are no more iyanmiri according to them ...they are now turning on their own kinds...

Whose says the intercessions from the various prayer houses down south ain't working.
TV/MoviesRe: #bbnaija: Thelma Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother Naija House by AmazingELixir: 10:32pm On Jul 28, 2019
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End of a quest she is now liberated from the captivity they call BBN house and set loose to another captivity condemned to Nextlevel things...

Thelma welcome to reality where you'll have to work to eat, endure nextlevel power supply and if you are lucky avoid crossing paths with non uniformed and uniformed (SARS/POLICE) criminals.... lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Ministerial nominees: Why Buhari dropped Dambazau, Kachikwu, Anwukah, others by AmazingELixir: 8:39pm On Jul 28, 2019
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I don't know for others but I sha know he dropped Ibe Kachukwu because he feels intimidated by his junior minister's cerebral capacity....Buhari doesn't like direct contacts with intelligent guys.
CrimeRe: 2 Men Murder Their Lagos Landlord, Rob Him Of His Vehicle, Arrested (Photo) by AmazingELixir: 8:29pm On Jul 28, 2019
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PoliticsRe: Don Unachukwu Commissions Surface Incinerator In Idemili South LGA by AmazingELixir: 8:26pm On Jul 28, 2019
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Ehnn you say commission wetin

PoliticsRe: South East Governors Meet, Decide On Issues Affecting The Zone (full Report) by AmazingELixir: 8:23pm On Jul 28, 2019
SLAP44:
I can now beat my chest and say we now have leaders that are forward looking and can protect our interests.

South East is moving in the right direction and there's nothing anyone can do to derail us.

Long live Igboland!
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Are you a gorilla that beats its chest at any opportunity offered?
SportsRe: National Basketball Team Sleep Out In The Cold Ahead Of FIBA Afrocan Mali -photo by AmazingELixir: 8:09pm On Jul 28, 2019
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Make cold finish dem there after a disappointing tournament performance
TV/MoviesRe: #bbnaija: Nelson Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother House by AmazingELixir: 8:00pm On Jul 28, 2019
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Who is he....is he related to Mandela..?
PoliticsRe: The Great Grand Plan To Cheat Sen. Akpabio…how PDP Major Witness Unraveled Plot! by AmazingELixir: 7:01pm On Jul 28, 2019
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Akpabio and his media goons...the man has lost allow him enjoy his ministerial compensation in peace nau..
TravelRe: Owerri Flooded, Vehicles Submerged, Traders Flee (Photo) by AmazingELixir: 5:29pm On Jul 28, 2019
PapaNnamdi:
When you dream to be like lagos
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...and in your dementia you think Lagos is any better....come to Lekki and see flooding people even fish in their compound during the raining season
PoliticsRe: Emeka Woke Storms Rhythm 93.7 FM Radio Station, Disrupts Live Show by AmazingELixir:
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APC media goons are at it again supported by Apc wing of nairaland..
CrimeRe: Operation Sting: Prep For Final Showdown With Criminal Elements In Rivers State by AmazingELixir(op): 2:03pm On Jul 28, 2019
Wow! Bold initiatives
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CrimeRe: Operation Sting: Prep For Final Showdown With Criminal Elements In Rivers State by AmazingELixir(op): 1:51pm On Jul 28, 2019
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CrimeOperation Sting: Prep For Final Showdown With Criminal Elements In Rivers State by AmazingELixir(op): 1:46pm On Jul 28, 2019
In a major move to improve the security of lives and property across Rivers State, Governor Nyesom Ezenwo Wike on Friday launched a new Rivers State Security outfit code-named Operation Sting.

He said Operation Sting will be fully funded by the Rivers State Government with the aim of tackling criminal elements and reducing crime and criminality in all parts of the state.

He said: "OPERATION STING” is therefore, our own specialized and dedicated security initiative anchored on an integrated and complementary approach, fully funded by the Rivers State Government to effectively tackle both the sources and drivers of insecurity in their diverse criminal manifestations and operations and nib them in their buds or rout and root them out of existence.


"Under Operation Sting we have taking concrete stepsto strengthen the logistics and operational capability of the civil and armed security forces".
Governor Wike said to ensure that the new security outfit responds effectively across the state, his administration provided the right logistics and equipment.
He said: "76patrol/operational vehicles fitted with communication gadgets;

· 8armoured fitted gunboats, to tighten coastal security and protect our waterways from the activities of criminals;

· 2Armoured Personnel Carriers for Policeswift responses actions;

· 450 hand-held mobile radios to enhance communication among the security operatives and overcome the current wide gaps in intelligence gathering".

The Governor said that the State Government has established operational bases in all the 23 Local Government Areas to strengthen the command and control structures of the initiative and ensure effective coordination and synergy between the State headquarters, the Local Government Areas and the communities to achieve the common objectives of providing comprehensive security cover for the our State.

He said "To achieve quick, timely and effective response we have established 30 toll free emergency call centres with capacity to support and transmit 30 concurrent calls from the public during distress situations and or during ongoing criminal activities in or around our neighbourhoods".

Governor Wike said the operationalization of Operation Sting across the State is also expected to increase citizens’ awareness and make the public to be more alive to the dangers of insecurity and their responsibility to be part of the present crusade to stamp this menace from the State .

While appreciating the officers and men who will participate in the new security architecture, the governor said that the State Government has set up a fund to cater for their families, should they suffer any mishap in the course of service.

He acknowledged that the state has faced major security challenges in the area of kidnapping, cultism, armed robbery and community conflicts. He said that the state is not yet as peaceful as the administration desires, hence the renewed effort to stamp criminality.
He said: "It is this spirit that has led us to come to terms with the fact that insecurity, irrespective of the level of manifestation, whether big or small, violent or otherwise, is an insidious threat to our individual and collective development and prosperity.

" This being so, it is has become rather compelling for us to bring all elements of State power, Federal, State and Local, to bear against every security threat to our State, our persons and our property, including those posed by pastoral conflicts and kidnappers, in order to create and sustain the right social environment to drive our development."
Governor Wike specifically assured riverine communities that his administration will ensure their safety. He said that Operation Sting has been mandated to work on security in the waterways.

In his remarks, Garrison Commander of 6 Division of the Nigerian Army, Brigadier General Adeola Kalejaiye said that the armed forces will leave no stone unturned in ensuring the security of lives and property in Rivers State.

He said that Operation Sting will act on all credible information from members of the public to ensure that the any form of insecurity is handled.

Rivers State Commissioner of Police, Mustapha Dandaura said that the objective of Operation Sting is to get rid of criminals and reduce crime to the barest minimum.

The Commissioner of Police assured Rivers people that the logistics provided by Governor Wike would be used to fight insecurity in the state. He said in the next one month, the improvement of security will be noticed.

Secretary to the Rivers State Government, Dr Tammy Danagogo said that Operation Sting is an initiative of Governor Wike to promote security in the state. He said Operation Sting is another strategy by the Rivers State Governor to enhance the security of Rivers people.

Also speaking, Chairman of Rivers State Council of Traditional Rulers and Amayanabo of Opobo, King Douglas Dandeson Jaja expressed happiness that Governor Wike has always given priority to the security of lives and property.

Highpoint of the ceremony was the Advance Drill by mobile policemen.

HealthRe: What You Don't Know About Dominique, The Popular "Meme" by AmazingELixir: 11:47am On Jul 26, 2019
OP help me find out the name of this goat and the owner....thanks in advance 8

PoliticsRe: Leah Sharibu Has Been Killed - Grace Taku, Abducted Aid Worker Says by AmazingELixir: 5:54pm On Jul 25, 2019
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Car TalkRe: Innoson Supplies 10 Vehicles To Kogi State Government (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 5:15pm On Jul 25, 2019
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Op you mean supply ten vehicles to the most useless governor since independence

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