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Politics / NNPC Finally Increases Fuel Price Again by AmeboZone007: 11:25pm On Nov 04, 2016
SOURCE:http://www.amebosquare.com/news/nnpc-finally-increases-fuel-price-again/

The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) has increased the pump price of petrol at its retail outlets by N4 from N141 to N145 per litre.
Though the new N145 price remains within the maximum price cap fixed by the federal government in May, this is the first time fuel at NNPC’s outlets will be sold at that price.

It is not clear if the new price will affect other retail outlets especially at a time when the oil marketers are pushing for another hike in fuel price due to the cost of importation and scarcity of forex.
Before now, prices have been hovering between N143 and N141 per litre at NNPC and affiliate stations in major cities and even less at stations in the hinterlands. DailyTrust reports that prices have been N141 in last few months until Tuesday when it was raised to N145.

In Kano and Lagos, correspondents report that the price of fuel has hit N145 per litre at NNPC Mega stations.

Spokesman for the NNPC Garba Deen Muhammad said there was no rule that compels any marketer including the NNPC to sell at a particular price.

“A price regime was introduced between N135 and N145. So, you can sell anywhere within that range. What you are seeing is interplay of market forces.”
Science/Technology / Re: Python Killed In Jos Today by AmeboZone007: 11:23pm On Nov 04, 2016
Help is something that should be given to every man and woman, it should be unconditional irrespective of whom the help is targeted at since help should naturally come out of love for mankind. Denilson Igwe helps somebody expecting something else in return but his bubbles were busted in ways that he never even knew the first thing he got in return was not what he expected.


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Literature / Re: Me, You, And Them: Book 3 (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by AmeboZone007: 11:21pm On Nov 04, 2016
Help is something that should be given to every man and woman, it should be unconditional irrespective of whom the help is targeted at since help should naturally come out of love for mankind. Denilson Igwe helps somebody expecting something else in return but his bubbles were busted in ways that he never even knew the first thing he got in return was not what he expected.


This is one you can not afford to have alone, show some love and share with others as i know you cannot contain your joy and laughter after seeing this video.

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Politics / Re: Wike Rebuilds INEC Office In Khana LGA That Was Burnt During Rivers Rerun by AmeboZone007: 11:21pm On Nov 04, 2016
Help is something that should be given to every man and woman, it should be unconditional irrespective of whom the help is targeted at since help should naturally come out of love for mankind. Denilson Igwe helps somebody expecting something else in return but his bubbles were busted in ways that he never even knew the first thing he got in return was not what he expected.


This is one you can not afford to have alone, show some love and share with others as i know you cannot contain your joy and laughter after seeing this video.

DOWNLOAD HERE:http://www.amebosquare.com/video/download-comedy-video-help-mark-angel-comedy-episode-92/
Education / Re: Boy Selling Yam And Studying His Book (Photo) by AmeboZone007: 11:19pm On Nov 04, 2016
Help is something that should be given to every man and woman, it should be unconditional irrespective of whom the help is targeted at since help should naturally come out of love for mankind. Denilson Igwe helps somebody expecting something else in return but his bubbles were busted in ways that he never even knew the first thing he got in return was not what he expected.


This is one you can not afford to have alone, show some love and share with others as i know you cannot contain your joy and laughter after seeing this video.

DOWNLOAD HERE:http://www.amebosquare.com/video/download-comedy-video-help-mark-angel-comedy-episode-92/
Crime / Read How A Dog Killed 5-year-old Boy In Lagos by AmeboZone007: 4:00pm On Nov 04, 2016
A dog breeder on Rufus Olaniyan Estate, Irawo, Ikorodu, Lagos, has been arrested.
The man was arrested by the Lagos State Police Command in connection with the death of a five-year-old boy allegedly killed by one of the dogs under his care.
According to Punch Metro, it was learnt that the suspect, identified as Lola Jonathan, was apprehended by the police at the Owode Onirin Police Division and transferred to the State Criminal Investigation and Intelligence Department in Panti, Yaba.
The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, SP Dolapo Badmos, in a text message confirmed the arrest to our correspondent on Thursday.
“The case was not reported promptly for investigation. However, the suspect has been arrested and taken to the SCIID. Investigation is ongoing,” she said.
It was gathered that the dog and 18 others were in Jonathan’s care as his father, who owns them, barely lived on the estate.
The boy, Jomiloju Odukomaya, was reportedly returning from a shop, where he had gone to buy a packet of biscuits on August 8, when the dog pounced on him and bit him in the left hand.
He was said to have contracted rabies from the dog bite and eventually died on September 18 at the Lagos University Teaching Hospital, Idi Araba.
Jomiloju’s mother, Mrs. Patience Odukomaya, lamented that neither Jonathan nor his father show concern for the family over the death of the Nursery 2 pupil, calling on the government and human rights groups to take up the matter.
She said, “I took him to a clinic immediately the dog bit him and the wound was treated. About two weeks after, he started exhibiting some strange signs. He screamed, barked and was drooling at the mouth.

“I took him to Randle Hospital on September 13 and a test conducted on him showed that he had contracted rabies. The hospital referred us to the LUTH. He died five days after.

“While he was receiving treatment, Jonathan came to check on him at my shop. But when he learnt that he was dead, he stopped coming and pretended as if the dog wasn’t his. I have lost my home; I don’t want to lose justice. My husband blamed me for the incident; whereas that was not the first time Jomiloju would go to buy things himself,” she added.
Patience said she had been moving from one place to another with her one-year-old daughter since September 19 when her husband sent her packing because of the matter, adding that Jonathan was adamant to admit that his dog bit Jomiloju.
“Three weeks ago, I went to the house. The moment he (Jonathan) sighted me, he ran inside. I went to the Owode Onirin Police Station and a policeman followed me there. He didn’t come out. The policeman couldn’t enter because his dogs had been unleashed on the premises. They are about 19. He was eventually arrested on Tuesday.”
When our correspondent visited the residence last Thursday, Jonathan’s neigbour, Hamzat Olawale, said he was not around.
He said,

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Must Read: Diary Of A Lekki Houseboy (another Sex Story)… Part 5 by AmeboZone007: 1:16pm On Nov 04, 2016
‘When will I get to phuck, bang, bleep, straf a real pussay? When will my hands retire from easing my intimate urges? Why am I even afraid of sex? Which way nah?”
I was asking myself in my post-masterbating trauma while I used my towel to clean myself, Ofcourse I took my bath.
In contrast, I was not sexually active, I was more like a kid that lies to himself “No Sex, it destroys lives”. But as a Lone wolf, I stay home fantasising about sex, how a pussay will feel in my umm.. Maybe a huge lagbaja.
Lagbaja was a name my ex gave to my Joystick (Long story I tell you, but she gave it that name because I always wore Two underwears: Perry Coles n Swimming pants. And she never got to see it, she only felt it via feelings)
Dressed, headed to the kitchen to find some food.
On entering the kitchen, I saw Joyce(The Woman) cooking noodles and when she saw me, I felt an electric shock ran through her.

“Good evening aunty” was all I said.

“Evening danladi.. You want some noodles?” She asked.


Ahahahaha! What? She asked if I wanted noodles?
She phucking asked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“No ma” I said with a straight face as I went to take bread from the fridge, looking outside the compound, the Honda EOD was still not around, so I headed straight to d sitting room with “So Bros Abu drive that car wey I wash commot? He dey craze? On my mind. But she called me and said:

“Danladi we need to talk”.

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I have seen this before, right? Yeah!! In the movies.
As much as I like Hollywood fictional movies, I am of the highest opinion that Nollywood (Wtf! Hollywood is in Blackberry dictionary and Nollywood aint here? ) is the best when it comes to moral lessons.
I stood, looked back at her, straight in her eyes and said:

“I don’t what to hear anything, we don’t have anything!”.

I felt like the Boss. Dem no born my uncle well make he raise voice for him wife like I did just now. I was in this bossy euphoria when I heard footsteps coming down the stairs.

“Mahmah, (a name they call themselves, ajeboptas tho) do you have any panadol left?” Esther asked Joyce. Joyce was kind of shaky but she managed to asked “You still having the headache?”.. That was the last I heard when I took my Bread and Barma to the sitting room as fantasies of me blackmailing this
rich Lawyer dreaded me .

“What if I tell her I wanted a round? Or perhaps, I ask for money? Chai! Danladi you don hammer!, you be Wassup nigga”..

Drake’s The Motto was playing on MTVB, so I kept on repeating “Real Nigga wassup “, I never really
knew what drake was saying tho.

“Danladi! Why do you always insert a bread inside barma? I told you 3days ago that this is not how its done, village boy swags”, Faith said with a smile.
Faith was a follower on twitter as I followed her also(She had about 4k followes tho), we chat once in a while on DMs but I was always shy to speak to her facially because she had this british accent and I, myself, a confirm benin accent accompanied by stammering.

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“Un.. n..n..serious Girl of a..of a thing”.. I smiled and said.

She was somehow friendly, and I wasn’t comfortable, so I asked if she cared for some bread which she turned down. Sorry I have to put this in a convo, no vex.

Faith: So, Lazii Druid’s Party at micheal’s house?

Me: Looked up, how did… (Shocked face and she interrupted)

Faith: Saw it on your mentions, and kida kudz even retweeted the original tweet by the host.

Me: Oh! Cool, you wanna go?

Faith: Yup, I retweeted it as a favour, and asamoah said he would give me a blind date. Cool right?

Me: Yeah! (Pretty much in my angry mood)

Faith: What time is it though?

Me: Its 8pm till you pass out, but non residents of VGC will have to be there before 7:30pm.

Faith: 5pm already, I guess I better get ready..

*I swear I thought she was joking*

WATCH OUT FOR PART 6

SOURCE: http://www.amebosquare.com/stories/must-read-diary-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-5/

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