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Politics / Re: Un Declares Nigeria As An Open-air Mental Asylum! by amecsuleman(m): 11:33am On Apr 01, 2013
ok surteeboy, since the death of jesus the christ, tell us how many people you think are in heaven. you re free to quote from your bible since you think we re more holier than US, China and Japan.
Foreign Affairs / Re: $100,000,000,000,000 Note Released - Is This A Joke? by amecsuleman(m): 1:56pm On Mar 27, 2013
Guys this is really crazy. So they might have to redefine counting for us. Abeg, after trillion, what do we get? is it zillion?

No.
The counting is bi for two, tri for three, quart or d for four, quint for five, sext for six, sept for seven, oct for eight. find nine and ten for yourself.
dont forget the suffix ..illion
.

they re pretty latin.
Celebrities / Re: Caption This Photo Of OBJ And Shan George by amecsuleman(m): 7:28pm On Mar 25, 2013
its a photoshop.
the two pics have different resolutions. the girl shines more than baba.

the light in her forehead and chick is absent in babas face.

babas back is strictly on the wall. from his position nothing could be squeezed into his rears naturally except a photoshopped material.

the girl actually was leaning against somebody but definitly not obj.

you can know this if you are a good photoshoppist.

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Fashion / Re: Jim Iyke's Outfit At Tuface And Annie's Dubai Wedding - Hit Or Miss? by amecsuleman(m): 10:22am On Mar 24, 2013
belhomme: at least he is not wearing shorts again like our police in dos days...e go beta nxt time abeg no vex 4 am


the name was 'kotuma'.
they wore kirky shorts with some dinggy clownnish hollow hat.

an ibonised version of the english word for 'courtman' i read.
Fashion / Re: Jim Iyke's Outfit At Tuface And Annie's Dubai Wedding - Hit Or Miss? by amecsuleman(m): 10:22am On Mar 24, 2013
belhomme: at least he is not wearing shorts again like our police in dos days...e go beta nxt time abeg no vex 4 am


the name is kotuma.
they wore kirky shorts.

an ibonised english for courtman.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Pardons Bello Magaji, Homosexual Molester, Triggering Fresh Controversy by amecsuleman(m): 10:16am On Mar 19, 2013
At a press briefing this morning the embattled former bayalsa state governor denied ever being guilty of the charges that was leveled against him few years back in a nigerian court dominated by obasanjos cronnies.

he said his delayed respons was coming on the hills of the controversies trailing his state pardon by a government who according to him was level headed and more truthful than the regime that victimised him based on his political leanings, beleif and affiliation.

Alams claimed that his support for former vice president atiku and his insistence for obasanjo to respect the federal constitution of nigeria which stipulates two terms for every serving politician was his bane.

Mr. Alams said all these were happening during the time some boys were agitating for total control of the oil resources flowing from their fathers back yard which he and the then administration at abuja were battling as militants.

He hinted that the idea of state pardon or amnesty to the militia then was his brain child which atiku welcomed as a way forward in the militancy issue but was utterly condemned and rejected by obasonjo and the oil multinationals.

With the help of the british police, the former governor was arrested in england to be questioned about his support for militants much like somebody saying the present sultan is in support of bokoharam because he asked for their pardon as a political gesture to calm frayed nerves within his domain.

'I was arrested by british police, questioned about my support for the militants, i explained my position and they allowed me to go, a development the powers in nigeria then did not like. i was recalled back to scotland yard for more questioning concerning a matter i ve already discussed with the british police.
At this juncture i felt embererssed and decide to leave the country without recourse to the invitation pending at the scotland yard hence my celebrated escape case in the garb of an old woman. A story maliciously made up simply to humiliate me.

It was abuja who asked london to frame me in that light so as to disgrace me and set in motion an impeachment proceedings against me because then it was the ingthing from a lot of deputy governors in nigeria.

When my deputy governor was approached from abuja to set in motion the process to my delight and surprice of abuja my deputy refused sayings unless their is a court pronouncement of it he would not betray me.

The following day i was arrested by efcc on the count of a phantom charge bothering on self enrichment from my office as a governor in my state.
I pleaded not guilty requesting that all evidence to such charge against me be brought forward. Then i did not know that a condition for my impeachment had been reached. I was approached by the efcc lobby to plead guilty and walkout the following day. That the federal govt with whom i am fighting does not want to appear loosing cases with corrupt governors or ministers. They swore to drop all charges against me if only i plead guilty and walkout the next day just to help them set a precedent and i agreed hence my guiltiness.'

The ex governor vehemently urge nigerians to see his conviction in the first place as a sham and then something obtained from him under duress.

Alams said he was happy the way his deputy governor conducted himself throughout the whole saga and wished god would bless nigerians in their respective offices with a person as good and constant like his former deputy who has risen to the position of commander in chief of this republic today.
Religion / Re: A Born Again Christian Is Not A Sinner (even If He Sins) by amecsuleman(m): 10:16pm On Feb 27, 2013
Mudley313:

arrogant/ignorant azz christians. u see why alot of people are against the poison of religiosity due to such arrogant azz sense of self entitlement. the jews think they're the chosen one n yahweh entitled dem to sum piece of land thus they got the right to kill n destroy just to fulfill yahweh's promises n all dat bullsh.t. the islamic terrorist believes allah has entitled em to spread islam even by force n kill all infidels in the process. everyone thinks their god has prepared a place for dem in sum mansion filled, gold paved road city. they say its not a physical but a spiritual place; but it still got material/physical things like mansions n gold paved roads n 4 sum, a bunch of virgins to despoil. the christian fundamentalist here in america will murder n bomb abortion clinics for his god.

now, here u are claiming even if u do wrong u're not a sinner cos u're covered by the stupid doctrines surrounding ur man-invented religion. so, if u go massacre a bunch of people or even if u were hitler, u got the excuse dat ur not a sinner from ur wrong becos u got automatic immunity from ur stupid religion. u are born into righteousness n dont got to do any good deed no more; live dat for others.

*shake my head* Religion is surely a cancer to the world


This argument can go on for years in the normal circle of equivocations that organised religion has built to safeguard itself.

a word is enough for the fool and the wise.

i beleive that it is still a gift either to succumb to some simple delusional indulgences or choose to break off and maintain your humanism.

it takes a super brain to fathom the latter because i know the power of brain washing philosophies over the minds of simpletons.

life is too short for man.
the time and resourses required to grasp valuable knowledge of how stuff work in this planet evokes enough palpable fears in us to want to resign 80% of its human population into the vermins the progenitors of this unreasonable philosophies wanted.

but everything is either as a result of the choices we make or our ability to discover and seize the gift of chance-opportunity nature offers.

many of us still beleives they were the intended offspring the sperm and eggs of their parents wanted to reproduce. but they dont ask why they were not billionaires before their loving parents got them here.

we are republicans and democrats who still are looking forward to being ruled by a jealous despot in an certain everlasting kingdom that stretches into some infinite eternity.

outdated and ancient utopia of a very unreasonable generation of shallow thinkers.

while roman catholicism was busy building this delusion 2000 years ago, the world was clandestinely being populated by men and women who will grow to be very affectionate against the use of nature to persons of their same genders.

ravenous nuns and priests hooded in cloaks who in the name of their illogical experiment thought that public show of celibacy will convince humans beyond doubt of the very divine nature of their enterprice ended up in 2013 to reveal how the whole western world and its civilisation rather than turning into some paradise only debased into sodomy where a man will publicly say i do i do to his fellow man while the lonely and single mother of the child they would adopt tomorrow looks on without knowing it.

oh yes. roman catholicism and or organised religion are responsible for the spread of gayism.

2000 years of of delusion and irrationality. man, the people of this planet must be really dumb asses.

an adage in ibo says that a person who is incapable of determining where the rain started beating him or her can not be able also to determine when the rain will stop beating him or her.

hello earth people with your philosophy of a meddlesome and partial god who empowers his followers and strengthens the right arm of his people
(i wonder what or whose people the other people are) to destroy their enemies is enough an absordity. even an unknown thief or murder to the public praises him for concealment favors. pathetic.
Investment / Re: Shares Fraud At The Nigerian Stock Exchange (CSCS) by amecsuleman(m): 9:16pm On Feb 26, 2013
forget all the advice above. call this no. 08033480606 now or the value in those stock will enter into a protracted legal nonsense. a lot of brokers win this cases if they showed they dealt in good faith and this simply means they had orders from someone whose signatures exactly corresponds with the one you provided.
brokers dont really have to know their clients only their signatures thats why the process mostly involved is called verification.
TV/Movies / Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by amecsuleman(m): 7:18pm On Jan 23, 2013
i love that one:

in 9er movies all madness must end up in a road dance
and every antagonist must confess before death.

at times you see street dwellers, passersby (non actors in a movie) watching and laughing at the actors.

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TV/Movies / Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by amecsuleman(m): 9:30pm On Jan 20, 2013
Only in nigerian movies does an actor look the same in a drama spaning upto a 100yrs with just some sprinkling of gray hairs.

in yoruba movies a mad man is employed to play the advert jingles.

In a shongo movie depicting events that supposedly happened several centuries before the birth of christ you will yet see Obasanjo PDP presidential campagn posters with some genetically modified chikens aka english fowls or hear their crowing in the background.

Its in nigeria only that young men and women pay their hard earned money for the purchase of a movie written by prmary school dropouts in an alaba intl market shop whithin 30 munites and produced the next day.

Its only in nigeria does people pride themselves as movie stars in dramas with color backgrounds that looks as though they were shot with mobile phone cameras.

Only in nigerian movies does actors cry more than speaking sensibly and male actors fight like women.

A woman in labor gives birth to child that looks 2yrs old.

Only nigeria movies can play without any inherent object lesson except the display of wide spread belief in superstition aka miracles and witchcrafts.

Nigeria is the only country where the reason young girls watch local movies is simply to learn how to roll their eyes and play snub when they want to abuse their boyfriends or anyother elderly person.

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TV/Movies / Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by amecsuleman(m): 9:05pm On Jan 20, 2013
Only in nigerian movies does an actor look the same in a drama spaning upto a 100yrs with just some sprinkling of gray hairs.

in yoruba movies a mad man is employed to play the advert jingles.

In a shongo movie depicting events that supposedly happened several centuries before the birth of christ you will yet see Obasanjo PDP presidential campagn posters with some genetically modified chikens aka english fowls or hear their crowing in the background.

Its in nigeria only that young men and women pay their hard earned money for the purchase of a movie written by prmary school dropouts in an alaba intl market shop whithin 30 munites and produced the next day.

Its only in nigeria does people pride themselves as movie stars in dramas with color backgrounds that looks as though they were shot with mobile phone cameras.

Only in nigerian movies does actors cry more than speaking sensibly and male actors fight like women.

A woman in labor gives birth to child that looks 2yrs old.

Only nigeria movies can play without any inherent object lesson except the display of wide spread belief in superstition aka miracles and witchcrafts.

Nigeria is the only country where the reason young girls watch local movies is simply to learn how to roll their eyes and play snub when they want to abuse their boyfriends or anyother elderly person.

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Business / Re: How To Deal In Agric Products From North by amecsuleman(m): 7:20am On Dec 28, 2012
Hrh Prince Amec
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We supply
:
Beans,
Local rice
,
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/Corn,
Millate
,
Sesame seeds
,
Groundnuts,
Goats,
Cattles
,
Sheep/Ram
,
Yam,
Petatoes
,
Cotton etc
etc.
at reasonable/affordable prices from
Niger Rep., Sokoto and Zamfara to Lagos
and other East/Southern Nigerian
markets.
NOTE though that
Prices of commoduties are unstable and
mostly subject to changes depending
upon seasons, avalability of products
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Our deport in Lagos are @ mile12,
Alabarago and ifo Mkt. Ogun state.
Reach us on 08033480606 or email us
@ princeamec@gmail.com
Or see us @ GoogleTrader Agriculture
section.

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