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WHEN SHE IS ILLED N HOSPITALISED. JUST BE THERE FOR HER, SPOIL HER WITH GIFTS N SHOW A GREAT DEAL OF CONCERN ON HER HEALTH. DONT BOTHER TO APPROACH HER. IF SHE IS A LADY WITH A HEART, SHE WOULD COME LOOKING 4 U WHEN SHE IS EVENTUALLY DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL. GOOD LUCK[b][/b].

ragdollz:
dumb broke azz like you talking about hooking someone up when you can't even afford a decent hook-up yourself . And keep watching cheap pirated movies off the internet, since you can't even afford the ticket .

Hi friend, i still dont know you sex even as i write this piece of NL arts work. Could you please confirm your sex. Thank you.

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Mzd comes to my mind. No wonder she has been avoiding me on fone so dat i dont get to kn abt her voice. Anyway, my instinct never fails me.

I 1st met DYT on 2go, n d nex day she was in my hse 4 1 week. Just like that. I had to lie to her that i was travelling, if not she wud hv sti be wt me till date.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=653817.msg8202815#msg8202815 date=1303758532]America. Believe whatever boosts your ego.

LMAO@African men are overall depicted masculine by AA

OOoh lawd![/quote]Mrs. Chima is awake,

Gudday Mrs. Chima. Hw market go b 2day na?

I dey ur side ooooo. I dey hail!

190:
[color=deeppink]Amefi I know u havent tasted nothing in 3years!!

I can swaar it [/color]

I kn say na my Goldieluks dey turn ur limbic centre upside down. Guess wot? U wi neva see/ smell her pants let alone try action. Too bad 4 u.

190:
[color=deeppink]^ Its true

You don add all the girls for nairaland finsh

wen last u even suck br[i]east[/i] sef [/color]

jealous?

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]lol i don't know where he got that from.

I kno a perfect example of the type of man described.
Amefi is a player! Gotta respect his game tho![/color]

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]slap yourself poster. [/color]

chidiluv3r:
which kind love? haha . your so persistent about this pic, abeg leave am. so the whole world will see my face and i will be on billboards all over the place just like that. it wont work o!

Ok babe, i can perceive you are kind hearted and secretive. Could you pls hit me so that i can wisper into your ear, a more coded way of showing me your gorgous look.

chidiluv3r:
your not even serious haha. im[b] gorgeous [/b] and there is no need for me to put up my picture just use your imagination mtchewwww

*Being gorgeous means different things to different people. You could be over-weight and look gorgeous to some people and to others reverse is the case. You could be so parfectly built in height, shape and appearance, and still look far from being gorgeous to some people and vice versa.


*My imagination has failed me on many occasions in this regard. I would rather you put up your pic. I mean it, you could be lucky to have my undiluted love. Cheers.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=653817.msg8199401#msg8199401 date=1303719347]
lol lol lol @ red bolded line.

Sharrap. Leave her alone. Anyway, what she's saying is the truth.


[/quote]Drags Nerd into his bedroom/boardroom and teaches her a lesson with his 18'' cork.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=653817.msg8199385#msg8199385 date=1303719128]Im sure she aint talking about marriage here. I am definitely sure that she is just curious why Nigerian men seems to be claiming their love too quickly and instantly. Thats all. I have met many different men around the world and I come to realize that Nigerian men are the only one with this kinda trait/behaviour.[/quote]You meant only naijan men/guys that tell women that i love you? This getting interesting. So, what do men/guys from other parts of the world tell their women in their quest to express their feelings to women? Pls, educate me.

190:
[color=deeppink]^ for once amefi has hit the head on the nail [/color]

chidiluv3r:
OMG im Nigerian but i grew up in the U.S and i try to visit home(nigeria) fairly often. However, everytime i go there im swamped by 30,000 men claiming they love me and that they want to marry me and blah blah blah. usually im like maybe they're joking and maybe what they mean is they're just attracted to me. But many times it pisses me off, cuz i think they're trying to fool me or somehting. its just annoying !! you might like me, but you definitely do not love me. you dont even know me!! another thing that pisses me off, they think that they can just give me a list about themselves and that means that i know them. im like NOOO!! i now know ABOUT you, but I dont KNOW YOU!!. please help explain this , because i plan on marrying someone straight from nigeria and this whole situation of speaking and moving so swiftly and trying to sound romantic is so annoying and confusing hahaha. When i date i plan to be with that person for atleast two years before i marry[b] them[/b], why do people seem to move so quickly here??

Hw many of them u wan marry or is it polyandrous marriage?

Dont tell me u actuallly signed in on NL just to  report Naija guys. Ok just marry anyone that says he hates u.

Pls place your pic let's see if u  pretty, cus i wanna luv u too.

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]No comment.

LOL @ Justwise & xynerise[/color]

Omolola1

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=652898.msg8189045#msg8189045 date=1303571127]No chit, Sherlock! I didn't know that! I thought it was a name of a canal in Nigeria. [/quote]

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff] Amefi and Chima, smh kaii!

Amefi do guys SERIOUSLY measure their wii's? [/color]

No, they use Assuming Method n confessions frm their babes.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=652898.msg8188954#msg8188954 date=1303570318]You luv me so much that you wants to ram your 18 inch up my cervical canal?
[size=22pt]Okay![/size][/quote]It is the part of the vagina that links the uterus.

That explains hw lengthy my 18'' cork is.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=652898.msg8188884#msg8188884 date=1303569734]Yes, to rearrange your face. That may attract more members to your storefront church. [/quote]Ok, i dont hate u. was jus enjoyin mysef tho. if u go thru the thread on page 1, u wi see where i stated that all in that hate list of mine are actually my loved ones on NL. Pls go thru it again.

Luv u Mrs. Chima.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=652898.msg8188812#msg8188812 date=1303569111]LMAO@incognigger alias

And this nigga said 18 inches!!! [/quote]Hv seen a transformer b4? U kn wot to do. No offense.

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]Amefi are you CHEATING on me with my sister? [/color]

Not really darling, its just a one nite stand. I'm sry swt.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=652898.msg8188693#msg8188693 date=1303568230]LMAO@Amefi saying he doesn't like me

Again, who ARE YOU nigga?



I see manbitches sending chicks to do their dirty work. How pathetic.[/quote]Doin formula 1 racing with his 18'' cork round Mrs.Chima's cervical canal without mercy.

aminalib:
lol i just thought Bout how i like Mrs. chima is very logical and  that is why she is the head of her puppet group, lmaoo these other two fools come online and try to  defend other's honor when nothing was about them, see an adult knows not to get into others business if it has nothing to do with them, unless its brought to them,

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]Good morning Amefi. [/color]

Gud moni my baby. Hw was ur nite? Hv fun my swry.