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[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=816413.msg9685770#msg9685770 date=1322925735]Of korrrrrs!  
Just don't come empty-handed. I'd love an Iphone 4s, a pair of C.Louboutin shoes, a fat envelope, and I need a cute, tall, dark, slim man by my side on that day.   Whatcha say, sugar?  
And oh, many thanx! [/quote]DEAL SEALED.

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=816413.msg9684443#msg9684443 date=1322912623]For those in Naija, rice is very likely going to be on the list.   Nostalgia!  

I dunno yet, but one thing is sure; fried rice and lasagne are on the list.[/quote]Hi B, hmmmmm can i b your Xmas guest? I luv fried rice, n need a gud cook to serve me on dat day. Many thanx in advance.

freecocoa:
Seedord may your left ball swell and get as big as a FIFA Ball,hediot.

@ amefi I've added you,you can now go and accept.

Funny u. Hw r u doin?

mine is freecocoa@yahoo.com

Tricici:
End shall never wonda

hELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I dey laugh ooo by OBJ.

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=805622.msg9579498#msg9579498 date=1321553886]iya you got mail, please address the situation immediately

its urgent and serious 4get about this thread [/quote]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=805290.msg9578602#msg9578602 date=1321545984]You didn't say that last night. [/quote]Cus i slept up after d dose of melatonine. u kn wot i mean!

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=805290.msg9577943#msg9577943 date=1321541362]How did my balls taste?    Yum Yummy?[/quote]Sour

Nigerian men are generally liberal

Jarus:
Jeneba is now a UN diplomat. Gandoki is now a Senator from Katsina.

Dat book was full of pics n i loved it then. Wot is d name of d book, remember?

To me and many others as well, stinginess is a sign of not having enough to satisfy oneself let alone others. Anyway, hw r u doin? Hope u hv got a better option nw. I wish u luck sis. 

 

slimyem:
cant you read and comprehend.
I didnt leave because of anything material.he was quite okay.i left because he had certain traits that would be difficult to change esp. For a grown man and those traits were and still are traits i cant manage in a man talkless of living with them.
Stop poking irrelevant holes in my posts.

slimyem:
how will i marry a man who's stubborn,stingy,and a pathetic liar hoping that God would turn his life around?
Bro,open your eyes and stop being unnnecessarily sentimental.
Don't feed me.i know what to eat and how to eat it.puhleeeees!

I'm not being sentimental babe, i just wanted you know that things will never remain the same as they are now. I'm talking from experience tho. You may not understand. Almost all the babes that treated me like a pond scum in the past want to marry me now. Why then? Cus i had no job and seemed all hope was lost, but God turned things around for me (Psalm 126:1). Ask Mrs Chima, she will tell you the little she knows about me nw. I thank God for everything He has done for me.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=796379.msg9480767#msg9480767 date=1320415029]I know you religious church folks are going to be upset but sue me!   

EVEN YOUR PASTORS, BISHOPS, REVERENDS, CHURCH FATHERS, and POPES are not to be TRUSTED.

It is okay to ask responsible and trusted people for advices about your relationship and keep certain things private because everyone doesn't need to know everything about your relationship.   

I have stated several times that if your marital issues affects other people then that's when you consult outside help but if it is between spouses keep it within and seek the higher power however if you are not religious then there is nothing much can be done but GOOD LUCK.[/quote]You have made some salient points worthy of note. The Bible says he who keeps his lips keeps his life(Proverbs 13:3).

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=796379.msg9480670#msg9480670 date=1320414233][size=22pt]Please hate me!!! Noooooooooo! [/size][/quote]Our Lord's prayers- forgive us our sins as we forgive those who sin against us.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=796379.msg9480528#msg9480528 date=1320412997]You do?  What's the catch?   [/quote]Yes i do. You have always been my best even when i pretended to hate you on several occasions. Pls 4gv me.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=796379.msg9480457#msg9480457 date=1320412162]Amefi, How is your church going?   

The verse "he that findeth a wife, findeth a good thing obtain favors of the Lord"  doesn't mean a man that goes out side and grabs the first woman he lays his eyes on and the Lord favors it.  It means while seeking for the wife, the man in himself is under the influence of God which is a good thing.  

According to your bible, a man is the head of household and his master is God.  If he is not serving God then the union is not in good favors of the Lord.[/quote]Mrs Chichi,  The Church of God is marching on and the gates of hades shall not prevail (Matthew 16:18).

How are you doing tho? Miss you loads.

slimyem:
i once had a boyf whose mum went to seek a prophet's advice about us.prphet said we would be good together and bla,bla.Stoooory!long and short,i broke up with the guy two years ago.why?he's no where near the kind of man i hope and plan to marry.
No prophet can be the determinant of my happiness.

Do you know God can turn his life around and surpass your imaginations? 'My friend, if you dont put coins in a machine you cant get its jackpot'.

[b]It is very important to note that there are true and false prophets/prophetesses all over the place. It takes the leading of God to know which is which. So meeting the true prophets of God starts from you, unless you are just lucky enough to meet the right and true ones. If you are having a good relationship with God, He will lead you in your choice of relationship and ultimately marriage (PSALM37:23).

Be that as it may, if you believe in your prophet, you will receive the reward of your prophet. Prophecies from men of God are always true and have a doing attached to them. If a prophet tells you that this is what God has purposed for you, just make sure first and foremost, you believe him, and thereafter, pray to God to honour His word from His prophet. And you must do your part (Exodus23:25-26). Prophecies could become null and void if you derail from the leading of God. If you begin to live a careless life. living in sins (Romans 6:1), and then expect God to have mercy on you. I tell you, the good prophecies the men of God have given you will grow wings and fly far away from you and evil prophecies will now come in as substitutes since nature does not allow vacuum.

If you must enjoy the prophecies given you by true men of God you must adhere strictly to the rules and regulations of the Game. You must be born again, live a holy spirit filled life, read and meditates on God's words (Joshua 1:8 ), be charitable and above all, win souls for Christ (Proverbs11:30). [/b]

LET HIM/HER THAT HAS EARS HEAR!

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=786813.msg9392357#msg9392357 date=1319235299]nope there's absolutely nothing wrong , me and my ex still talk and go out together even though i've got a bf. he also visits few times, he came two days ago to my house and we had a nice time together [/quote]Nat. can i b ur ex pls?

^^^^
No, Banga. It is processed from palm fruits.

pendo89:
_{oh boy I thought it was accronym for an illegal group. thank you.}

Hello, hw u doin? BTW, do u kn hw to cook banga soup?

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=780303.msg9325111#msg9325111 date=1318439523] [/quote]Hey honi, come back here and have ur say.

Emzybrown:
how romantic is this thread,pls admin move this thread to food section

READ THIS VERY WELL MY FRIEND.

ronkebp:
Thank you Amefi, am so cooking it, i have to look for that Trofai' first. I made Edikaikong for the very first time last week, infact it was so tasty, my hubby was living in the pot, he would eat pounded yam in the morning, amala in the afternoon and eba at night. . So i want to surprise him with this Banga.

Emzybrown:
how romantic is this thread,pls admin move this thread to food section

U have fallen my hand completely. Pls dont be a one-direction kind of a mind ooooo. Hv u ever heard of the Saying, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. This if u dont know means, for you to have a good romance with a man, you must know how to give him good foods. Enuf said joor.

ronkebp:
What is GEJ

lol. that is funny tho! It means Goodluck Ebele Jonathan- the present Nigerian president. The emphasis was actually on the G, so ignore EJ. Cheers.