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MsDarkSkin:

why me?

Candyness:
y'all tripiin

How did you mean?

why do mrs chima n mzdarkskin always look for my romance?

ogugua88:
Absolutely correct. Genevieve did the same thing.

You're comparing apples and oranges. In the US, celebrities donate to the candidate of their choice. In Nigeria, politicians "donate" to celebrities.

Odiro (easy oooo)

isquar3d3:
Hey dear, baby Jesus ws taken 2 Egypt too. I think u were looking at it frm a diff. context.

Yeah, baby Jesus was taken by His parents to Egypt when king Herod was after the new born king. Thereafter, He was brought back after the death of Herod. On the other hand, Joseph was sold by his bothers to the Egyptian merchant and one thing led to the other and he became a prime minister there. He never came back to Israel alive, but his bones.

Ranoscky:
WAS!

All these[b] Facebook and blackberry[/b] users are dangerous. Fear dem o! They can[b] fu€K[/b]?!

Bros u badt,

4190, hw u dey? u go show face 4 london 4 xmas? com mai take u out wt my motor u no say bus no dey work dat day.

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=829506.msg9806855#msg9806855 date=1324424344]^church wen e take dey collect money for bus pass

Certainly not me and you -

I have my own church and its here on nairaland [/quote]May God have mercy on ur soul

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=825938.msg9772514#msg9772514 date=1323966746]Yay! He moved on from me! Yay!

Good luck Missy B! [/quote]

Goldieluks:
me too,lolz. am freeee!

Goldieluks:

U wish u were d 1? Too late, mayb nex yr's Xmas.

Firearm:
@op

are u sure u are ok? 

Yes i'm. Why did u ask? Anyway, i dont expect an answer from u nw till 5 days' time. Cheers.

Missy, hw far wt our Xmas rendezvous, wot abt u comin to London or do u wan me to com to Italy?


This is strictly a romance chat page between Missy B n me. Others can look and exit without comin back within d nex 5 days. Thanks for your understanding.


Over to u my Twinny!

cynthiafred67:
yawns and Smh
* desperado mtcheeeew*

u hv got sm breath catching, mouthwatery n sumptuous pair of lips. can i hv a taste of dem?

lefulefu:
Na wah ooooooo
Any part of the globe wey u travel u must see naija girls dey there boku dey hustle and doing what dey no best(u know wetin i mean by dat nah).Since the early 90s naija girls be don dey migrate like birds in their thousands to italy.The only business wey dem sabi do for italy then and even up till now na to dey play international league.Many italian men don chop dem no be small and the chooping don too much sotay italian women sef don dey hold thier husband tight and any blk girl wey dem see wear tight leggins with too much makeup dem go just assume say the chick must be a naija babe.From italy naija babes don spread their tentacles go Germany,Belgium and even Russia and Switzerland dey play their international trade.This trade dem dey run in an italian mafia style with the madame as the mafia Don with an army of young girls under the madame ready to create havoc for street.For holland sef naija babes plenty for there dey do their trade for showglass while oyibo men just dey stand for outside dey watch.Many oyibo men don dump their wives and thier pickins for naija punny.I remember this middle aged belgian guy wey use all the money wey dey meant for im pickin school fees for im naija mistress and the oyibo bobo come turn into complete mumu.From wetin some olofofo be tell me e say na juju im nigerian mistress be use on the guy but i no know wether na true ooo.Anyway of recent my Iraqi friend even been confirm and tell me say naija babes even dey Iraq dey play international trade and many of them dey based in Saddam Hussien home town for Tikrit and even sef news be reach me say for congo and burundi naija babes dey there just dey gallavant all over the place.Many men across the globe don even agree say naija babes are generous givers and as long as u keep their bra filled with money dem dey ready to satisfy u anytime of the day.Naija babes dis una global waka don too much ooooo

LINK PLS.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=574286.msg9760100#msg9760100 date=1323829860]Amefi is still begging for some arse huh?[/quote]Nah, as long as i hv urs, i dont need any other. BTW, hw r u sugar?

MsDarkSkin:
hilarious thread.

Scash:
See chivalry

why arent girls allowed to choose deir xmas guys too? No wonder i dislike NL POLLS

Ok, choose nw. It s all the same.

Mrs. Chima

tellwisdom:

Backfleet enter pool

Pls be careful so dat u dont get drown. Correct guy.

freecocoa:
Please I need you to answer this question honestly, Are you male or female?

Hi Freecoca, i'm a male. was jus being funny few days ago. Hw r u doin tho?  U look pretty in your profile. I hail oooo.

[quote author=sista-jay link=topic=822214.msg9737352#msg9737352 date=1323541231]Im good, thanks, hope you are too!!
Have yourself a merry xmas! Remain Blessed!![/quote]Sis J, can i whisper somfin unto ur ear?

[quote author=sista-jay link=topic=822214.msg9737289#msg9737289 date=1323540673]*Yawn* . . . . scratchin ma head! what . . . . who . . . . dey open close legs?[/quote]Hi Sis, hw u doin?

Happpppppppppy Xmas in advance.

Pls b specific. i dont understand what exactly u meant. Is it that that your uncle's wife, ur sis, your dad's mistress, or your wife who claimed to b a christian that is not closing her legs? Pls throw more light. Cheers.

pendo89:
Good lord,
you are the replica of a dude that ws on my nerves a few months back. It was affecting me because I couldn't find the right words to tell him off since he had never approached me directly.
What he was busy doing was acting funny to get noticed by me. Including changing his wardrobe!
I finally confronted him because what you don't understand is, if a girl is not interested in you and you keep trying you end up being an irritant and she avoids you as much as she can.At times she feels like breaking rotten eggs on you.
The more you come close the more you irritate. Just say hi and ignore.Do not stare or look her direction. Trust me she knows when you are watching and it sucks.
If she feels you she will bring herself closer and you will notice it.

i fink i nw kn who u r. no matter hw u hate me n wt ur child, i dont mind. i sti luv u. jus gv me a chance.

Mine was 1hr 30 mins. It was actually free Freecocoa.

kuli kuli

I luv this car. can i hv it for N300,000.00 PLS?