Now I know why most of our so-called graduates have remained unemployed, they don't follow simple instructions.


For Pete's sake, there's a website up there for you guys to apply and you're spamming the whole thread with your digits, contacts, and biography.


Hian?


Anyways, since I'm not a graduate yet, I guess it's none of my business.

HitlerGaddafi:

Meehn this small girl called Amethyst1, I can only imagine how tight ur puzzy will be. I need to see u coz I have to bang that hot ass of urs.. This one go make person craze o. Chai u need my d1ck big time.

When were you discharged from the psychiatric hospital?

Maamin:


My dear! just tell me which school you rep lemmie kukuma add it, so that the jealousy will stop

Probitas doctirinal greatest Unilorite, the only strike in Unilorin is the thunder strike!

Fynestboi:



Lol am just angry at your hasty conclusion... What evidence do you have for you claim?

I did my PD in their moro campus and as such I often frequent their main campus. Seriously speaking, OAU girls dem no fine at all.


Anyways, thank God for my school that gave me admission quickly, else, meself for don 'ug'


I rep better by far!

Fynestboi:

From your smiley, one doesn't need to ask if you're an undergraduate or an alumnus of OAU.


But you're a guy nau, so how this matter take affect you?

edo3:
I rily like ur small body.

Small body? I guess that thing you're smoking is still 'highing' you. Me? Small body?


Look well please!

What kinda skeletal look is this?


All these our celebrities self, they seem to be test-running their madness like they are testing the microphone.


Anyways, that's none of my business sha!

fattbabakay:
GUYS ABI GIRLS

Check again!

edo3:
fine girl..

Better pickin!

It didn't take me long to realise that the OP is high on cheap stuffs


OAU? That school where all their girls look like chimps.


Well, that's none of my business sha.

Wise judges, they know deporting him to Nigeria is tantamount to life imprisonment sentence.

Evathyst:
Zooming off to my darling Chelsea's thread.


Amethyst1, those who fight and run away live to fight again. I'll catch you some other time! From this moment henceforth, don't sleep with your eyes closed...

Even if you have a duel with me a thousand times, you'll still not be a worthy opponent.


Go an watch your Chelshit match, I'd be home for you anytime.


Runaway coward!

Diddyydiva:
He is for everybody and he is for nobody

As found in Pa Buhari's book of quotation.


Hope you too have uploaded your pix? Or you're the referee here?

tosyne2much:
I want to use it to self service while viewing your pix

Self-service? So even you too belong to the vaseline crew?


May Lord Krishna forgive your soul!


#Pissed#

STFUareyouGod:
If wishes were horses, I'll have you to myself alone

Grrrrhhhhh!


Evathyst can you hear that? That's another compliment coming my way o!

naijaboiy:

so na small compliment dey enter your head like this?

SMH!

And whose side are you? Are you for me or for Evathyst?


It's been long that she's been hitting on me, without knowing me, she even claimed I got my monicker from hers. Just imogine! #Asking with my Ibadan accent#

Evathyst:
I can see today is your day, so I wouldn't spoil your day. Shebi all of them have started liking your pix and giving you mentions, that's why you think you can take on me. Enjoy your e-fame while it lasts...

e pain am!

STFUareyouGod:
no. I've got more to say

Yur Beautiful and your lips are nice

Vola! That's what I'm talking about!



Haters like Evathyst can go hug their transformer!

Evathyst:
While I was thinking of the right 'F-word' to use on you, then you uploaded your pix.


This should do! You're beautiful make I no lie! But whether you fine reach me, only old age will tell.

God is really wonderful! Even my hater bowed!

STFUareyouGod:
kiss for me too?

Cute

is that all you have to say?

tosyne2much:
Of course I do


Oyah upload your selfie


*Grabs vaseline*

Vaseline for what?


Shey harmmatan dey do you ni?

STFUareyouGod:
you again? Smh

For your sake...

tosyne2much:
You could snap yourself and upload it immediately. Hope you get?

I know! Was just playing around since. Do you care to see it or not?

Evathyst:
Who's this 'Suliya Omo Oko?'

And who's this cipher?

greatness22:
Do u attend WINNERS chapel?

May I know your reason for asking please?


The name of my church is 'Odozi-Obodo Bible Church'

STFUareyouGod:
not funny tho

Shey you don vex ni?



*Pulls him closer for an e-hug*

Estharfabian:
Humans Are busy Posting sellfiishes of themselves...instead of Keeping the Sabbath day holy....

For real? Sellfishes? ion do Sellfishes! I'd rather prefer 'Sellmeats'

tosyne2much:
They are uploading their selfies

Selfies? Like they will snap themselves by themselves and for themselves?


I still don't get it!

Somebody should please explain to 'Waris happening here?'

I'm here to read comment.


#Lip sealed#

Plus234:


Is that all you can say, Serves them right! ?

Ehn now, what else were you expecting me to say? 'RIP?'

Now, this is what I call an 'expensive' madness