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insidelife22:
This small trophy 🏆 don dey enter some people head.
Ordinary EPL o
Na una be the first club to win EPL in history

U see this trophy?

Arsenal fans don the mad.
Most of them that were hiding are now wearing their jersey.

One lady said she gave it to her husband last night every style and today she is cooking the best soup for her husband and on Sunday na special from the kitchen to the bed room.
No outing on Sunday.
And if Arsenal carry UCL infact her hubby will hear from her

Kalulu44:
Lolz! My Gee, I am not trying to show anyone I am handsome or not. I just want people's opinions if I am truly that old that they call me sir sir or is it the mistake that my daughter came to visit me.
Now to the main girl I first asked out, she's an indoor person. Infact she has increase her indoor staying ever since I wrote that note to her.
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Truth be told I have moved passed her and going for the other ones. My annoyance is that the other girls are forming hard to get even though I am offering them what they're not getting in their present abode.
Ok, 3 weeks ago I got to know the hostel directly in front of my compound is rented by a Chinese company that puts all their workers there. It's a 10 room face me I face you house with over 40 workers both boys and girls staying there. The bizarre thing is that they're staying 4 or 5 in one room with no privacy.
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And I told the ones I spoke to that I can offer them where to always lay their heads with clean bathroom, toilets, water and 24/7 light to go with, unlike where they're staying and sharing one bathroom and toilet.
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Lastly, you talked about me having inferiority complex. That's not true, none of them are richer or have money than I. But the truth is I am not genZ like them and I hate anything No to my request. I grew up having girls at my beck and call, I don't toast girls but they toast me. But the genZ are proving difficult

Nice one
The fact is that if u make them to feel so important they will mess u up.

Just play along once u knack one of them all those "shakara' pamper them once but don't be so emotional ur aim is to get down with her once u succeed one the rest will be running after u.
Women hate competition and they are jealous type.
Or just make one of them your closet friend without attaching any emotional feelings to her

U can get what u want if u know how to play it

Okonsbecky:
If Jonathan comes out, south south peter obi nor go see one vote

The same Jonathan that u guys talk down.
U guys reasoning is something else.
Do u know that most people love Obi more than before.
Tell grandpa to make a election free and fair
Or u think South West will not vote Jonathan and Obi.?

Note that Obi's wife is from South.

He has a clean records more than any other politicians contesting

We

Kalulu44:
Good day ladies and gentlemen of the great NL house!
Before I go into the main gist. I want to first apologize to those who thinks I write stories too much and they're sometimes long and boring to them.
Let me introduce myself first. I'm a single father of 3 who lost his Benin wife to their Japa syndrome since 2010 and never seen or heard from till today.
By God's grace, after 20yrs of driving commercially to survive and train the kids, I formally retired last year. Not bcus the job wasn't lucrative, but bcus I was warned to stop after having some series of severe back pain, neck pain and leg pain.
Thankfully, before retiring I managed to win over a hired purchased bus that's fending for my 3 kids who are staying with my aunt who at 60+ doesn't have a husband nor a child.
Not wanting to stay idle, I currently work as a security personnel at a Guest House from 7pm to 11pm, while taking care of the owners house which is just beside it during the day. The owner is in US. So I practically stay in the big house all alone. Honestly there's no much work for me to do there other than weeding and cleaning the compound once every week. The rest of the day is just for eating, browsing and sleeping. Not wanting to be lonely and depressed is why I am almost online everyday, writing stories and gossips about my surroundings.
Like I always said, 90 to 95% of my stories are real life stories with the other percents like adding maggi, salt and spices to make it sweet or interesting.
I love writing, reading, driving, music, movies, sports especially football and watching documentary on history and biographies.
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Now to the main gist. I lived and work in an area fully surrounded by hostels occupied by students and youths working in Chinese companies in Ogun state.
Electricity in the area is epileptic and comes once every week. Luckily for me, due to the guest house, I have 24/7 light from either solar or generator which makes water abundance for me.
But the students and workers are not that lucky. So majority of them always looks for where to charge their phone and also gets water.
When lights come, they normally pump water in their hostels, but it doesn't last more than two days.
Like two to three compounds normally used generator to pump water where they always go to. Sometimes the owners of those places allows them, sometimes they rejecting them.
Another only source of water in the street is a well at the extreme end of the street, it's stressful for some of them.
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I started working where I am now January this year, but I always stay on my own and just observing the students and workers.
For me to make friends with some of them, I started getting water for some of them that usually greets me. If I see they have walked and walked looking for water and didn't see, I will just tell the person to drop his bucket and then go inside and get water from them.
But anytime I do this, they always thank me with sir sir.
One among them, who was learning hairdresser and selling men clothes online, approached me one day and begged for her to use my compound to make videos of her clothes.
I obliged her and ever since then which was February, we have been friends.
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With time I began to like her, but her constant good morning sir, good evening sir just like the other girls used to greet me always discouraged me from telling her my mind about her.
After Easter my phone got spoilt and for close to 3 weeks I didn't have chance to go to Lagos and repair it.
And it was the time my feelings for her became strong.
I didn't know how to approach her, so I used the opportunity of her giving me her phone to charge for her to write down my feelings for her on a sheet of paper and attached it at the back of her phone.
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When it was time to collect it, I told her there's a note I attached in her phone that she should read it. She collected it, thank me and bade me goodnight sir while bowing down a little as a Yoruba girl she's.
Hoping to get answer the next day, even though I was apprehensive on how she will take or react about it.
My people, this is 3 weeks now since I wrote that letter and she hasn't said anything or confronted me on why I wrote such notes.
But we have been greeting and talking to each other since the next day after the note till date, and both of us pretending such never happened.
I said to myself once I repair my phone, I will send her a msg asking what she thought about my note and why hasn't she replied.
I got my done last week, and I still don't have the courage to ask her both in person or thru msg.
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But there's a reason why I haven't.
In between those times my phone was still spoilt and the note sent to her. There was an electrician who came to do some repairs in my compound sent by my boss.
It was same time she too came to do videos of her clothes in my compound. The electrician told me he like her that I should run her for him. I told him I can't that he should go himself.
So he used the guise of wanting to buy her clothes and approached her.
I sha know they exchanged numbers.
This was 2 weeks ago, so last week when the electrician came to finish his work, he ask me of her. I told him I thought you collected his number the other day. He said he did, and that he has bought clothes of 30k from her.
But that when he tries to pushed further about dating her, she told him she has a guy.
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Hmmmm.... I heave to myself and asked him his next line of action. He said he'll pushed further. I just mutter the words ok o.
So since that last week, hearing she has a serious guy, (even though she hasn't brought any guy home or any man came looking for her unlike some of the other girls)
It just makes my resolve of asking her what she thinks about my note weak.
But we do see and talk everyday, but her constant "es'e sir, ekaro sir" always puts me off. I don't know if she's deliberately doing that so I will know she respects me as an elderly person. By the way she's 28 while I'm in my early 40s.
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To the other girls, I am getting closer to some of them. But they too wants to kill me with sir sir sir, and thereby knocking me off of asking any of them out. All these is bcus one of my child a girl who's 17 came to visit me one day.
But the truth is I am seriously lonely, bored and depressed at times. If not for NAIRALAND and Sportsnews and YouTube, only God knows what I would have done to myself. I really need one of them as an acquaintance and if it can lead to a serious relationship, I am ready for it.
Just that I don't know how to go about it with the over respect they're according me.
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So I am asking for womanology experts who knows how to go about this to give me some tips. The pictures attached to this post are mine, am I too old in the true sense of it or what. Cus physically I look young and agile to most of the guys I see some of them hang around with and I am not mincing words here. I will welcome any thoughts from you all, both insults and good advice.
After all I made the post to get engagement and discussion to kill off boredom.
Thanks and good day to you all once again.

U want show us that u are handsome.
If the story is true then u have inferiority complex
If the story is true how did u woo your Benin girl?
What makes u feel that those girls are not in love with u? Or are u waiting for them to fight because of u?

To test your love. Stop rendering those services to them and see their reaction.

Or behave like Mumu close your eyes and call by her name and tell her Titi I love you
And see her reaction

Or tell her to make dinner or lunch when next she comes.

Or asked her what type of movies does she likes then u guys can watch it together.

Ask her questions about her family after all u guys are friends.
Ask her about her future.

Or asked her about Facebook handle and approached her from there.
If u are too shy to talk to her physically.


But u the mugu. If your boss come catch u unexpectedly what excuse will u give

seunmsg:
Yeah, everything changed for them this year. Let’s see how far they can go next season if big clubs don’t raid their players

Hahaha 🤣🤣"raid" I swear big club are watching them full time.
If they are greedy they should sell their players.
They will be struggling like TOT next season

geoworldedu:
Yes o, and City was not top of table in January.

Now that pep is resigning I wonder how their life will be

elup2023:
Abeg tell am

How far

OgaRico:
Allow the kid to type whatever pleases him. We have seen this same script too many time to know that Pep and his boys have claim the title already.

U see un life?
Football no be cho cho

geoworldedu:
A City at the top of the table in January don't drop points. Go and verify.

How far my guy.
Arsenal has done it

seunmsg:
Bournemouth is not a threat.

U underated Bournemouth

Jahwinaboy:
In politics, the more you look, the less u see. Remember GEJ visited Tinubu in aso rock 3-4weeks ago? Remember that Patience Jonathan once said she would support Tinubu? Remember Obi visited GEJ b4 join NDC? Remember SERIAKE Dickson is the national leader of NDC,? Anything is possible my guy

If all those that mentioned visited Jonathan or Jonathan visited them that doesn't mean Jonathan is working for either of them.

Come to think about it, can u work for somebody that disgrace u when you were in office? And even helped to sacked u from the office?

How is he working for Tinubu? Explain

Blessedkingg:
Jonathan is working for Tinubu

menaxe:
Something happened in my house this evening that’s been bothering me, and I’d like your honest advice.

My wife went out for a girls hangout. When she came back, she didn’t notice I was in the parking lot watching.

She called the gateman over, brought out her leg, and told him to remove her shoe. He took off the first canvas shoe, then the second. She didn’t notice I was there.

After he removed the shoes, she told him to take them to the cobbler for repair.

I just watched and didn’t say anything at the time. It looked to me like she was overusing the gateman, and it didn’t sit right with me.

Later, I called her aside and told her what she did was wrong but she said she didn’t know it was wrong and didn’t see the issue. I asked her what she meant by “it’s not wrong,” and she just repeated that she didn’t know.

Now I’m confused. I don’t know if I’m overreacting, overstepping, or making too much of it.

Nairalanders, please tell me honestly — is this wrong, or am I out of line here?

Thank you.

Look u were too quick to talk or ask her the question.
U could have kept quiet and keep watching her attitude.
Probably she is hiding her true colors from u.
She will now be pretending to be nice .

U don't know what she has been doing in your absent.
Are u sure u are even safe.
Don't over trust women and becarefull of her circle.

Next time pretend she will really show her true colors.
From experience.
I be elder

Jossyman0007:
This is the structure they claim and are proud to have.

Very "DEMONIC" entity......


UNAM -IKOT

Ufan ida
This their act enter your body.
It is like u for me one of them at one corner.

Everybody the attack Chike like say he force the b*tch to dock.

Women if una no like to keep un bombon one place stay away from marriage stop bringing disgrace to the institution

Starhearts:
If u re not intelligent u re not intelligent

What has intelligent got to do with your comment.

DomPerignon:
How is Orji Kalu's case unrelated ?

Yahaya is yet to be convicted. He stands accused and has not been found guilty.

Orji Kalu was duly convicted but he appealed his conviction on the grounds that the judge who convicted and sentenced him, had been promoted to the Appeal court on the day of his sentencing.

Note that the Appeal court did not set aside his conviction or had him discharged and acquitted .

Rather, the Appeal court ordered a retrial which the EFCC is yet to file for again.

That same Orji with all the corruption case and conviction was still voted into the senate and none of you complained .

But when it involves others , Una mouth go long.

Charity begins at home.

All of them are in your party.
How they maneuver their ways to be where they are is a question u should those in authority.
To the best of my knowledge vote doesn't count.

If Orji is in the Senate it means since he has decamped to APC his sins has been washed away.
If Yayaha Bello is still working freely after the allegations that was being roped around him then we have to blame the EFCC for bringing it to the public when they were not sure of the allegations.

To the best of our knowledge Kalu, Ifeanyi, Bello are only enjoying that privilege of being in a corrupt ruling party.

If somebody like u can not see anything that is wrong about that well, that is ur decision

Starhearts:
Ur proof
Talk is cheap

If dem call out to proof ur allegations, U will be blaming ur village pple

What are you defending.
Una like to use those words to intimidate people

DomPerignon:
Orji Uzor Kalu was convicted but had his sentence squashed on appeal over technicalities .

Why are you not complaining about him?

I don't how u people always like to bring in unrelated issues in to a comment.

The guy just talked about is observation and u are calling Kalu because u feel he is tribalitic

Reasonable people don't support criminals irrespective of their region or party.

Pep why are u running,? U should have waited for Michael Carrick to teach u the reason of your life.

U don't want that shame from Carrick.
Good bye

[quote author=seunmsg post=139439357]Go to EFCC’s office and ask them for update about his case. [/quote
U de work with them

seunmsg:
Both Smart and Yahaya Bello are APC members and Bello has been in APC almost all his political life. Bello will surely get the APC ticket. Smart won't get the ticket. Whatever will happen during the general election is up to the people.

Where is the EFCC that was disturbing us about Bello

Stephen0mozzy:
There's a line you should not cross.
1. A man's family
2. A man's child

Which kain justice for trolls activism wey dis one dey do?

So Jonathan no be somebody's child?

A sitting president back then.

Some of u really need have a lot of work to do

Politics no be chef work. Boy go back to the kitchen and do what u know how to do best.
Politics no be your mate

This could be just the beginning of more to come.
I pity the innocent people.

Good luck to APC in up coming election.
This is an in house fight.
Grandpa your attention is needed

Aniwhyte:
The guy have so much courage. I remember the first time, second time and third time police collect money from me, I couldn't do anything. The first was 150k, they lied that my papers does not have "I have forgotten the name of what they called" when I told some drivers and boys around, none and absolutely none of them have ever heard of such in all their life and day to day existence, until date even if my papers are very much correct, I prefer to go through the long route than pass through them, which is sometimes causing me lots of fuel. As na only me dey dis life, no helper, people dey easily dey oppress me all the time. It Is well sha.

Sorry about that.
Don't just chicken out when the police wants to bully u.
Know your right. How long will u keep running from police.
Don't dress like yahoo boy if not they will drill u

malakaimoscondo:
I don't have anything to prove..am just baffled that someone like u will hold on to such believe that obi doesn't care about Nigerian money..I don't know what was said to u that make u believe this..bye

His records. His past, if u mention candidate I believe u will find numerous atrocities he has committed.

If u are a northerner the northerners that we use to know love people that are so corrupt to the point that people start talking about him or her.

Obi may not be perfect but he is 95 % better than most these people

If u are not bias look critically u will know what I am saying.
Bye too

SQLmastar:
Please house, I need mature advice. This matter is tearing me apart.

I met this lady (a doctor)
4 months ago. I'm 35, she is 31.
She told me she was a virgin and I believed her because of how she carried herself. I was very happy and rushed everything – introduction, engagement, and marriage plans (I promised my mum that I would get married before December 2026). We were supposed to do our traditional marriage in one week’s time.

Last week, I received an anonymous WhatsApp message. The person sent pregnancy test results showing that my fiancée was pregnant for her ex-boyfriend during her 1-year residency. She had told me about this ex, but said they never had sex, and that was why they broke up.
I confronted her with the message. At first, she denied it and said it was fake, someone trying to spoil her name. But when I said I would call her best friend to confirm, she broke down and confessed the truth.
She admitted she got pregnant for the ex, aborted it immediately, and promised herself never to have premarital sex again. She said she was ashamed and didn’t want to lose me, so she lied about being a virgin.
Now I’m confused and heartbroken. I love her but the lies are too much.
On the other hand, I have already invited many people – including the chief of my village and my manager at work. Cancelling now will bring serious shame and talk in my village and workplace.

Please Nairalanders, what should I do? Should I go ahead with the marriage or cancel everything? Has anyone been in this kind of situation?

I need honest advice.

Is that the only thing that u like in a woman virgin?
She loves u
Forgive her and go ahead. Fear is not good

malakaimoscondo:
he doesn't bother about nigeria money!! 😂

Prove me wrong

malakaimoscondo:
u did not get what I wrote..with all these places u mentioned i am convinced u know sokoto..my point is ,it either atiku,or tinubu should continue......am against obi..his desperation knows no bound..such a person cant win my trust..and he obi is not popular here in sokoto

When Tinubu said it is my turn he wasn't desperate right?
What makes Obi to look desperate?
Just tell how a desperate man can be.

He has not attack anybody the way various individuals attacked him.

He doesn't bother about Nigeria money like every other politicians.
Tell me what makes him to be desperate.

malakaimoscondo:
yes we prefer tinubu to him..its either atiku or tinubu continue. I'm from sokoto state Nigeria..no body knows obi here

And nobody knows Kwankwaso?
U are from Sokoto and Sokoto that u are staying now and Sokoto of 2015-2023 is the same?

Can you mention one significant development that the APC have contributed to make people's life in Sokoto better than Sokoto that we use to know.

To best of my knowledge Sokoto of today is even worst than Borno.

I have so many friends in Sokoto and some of them are from Southern and Eastern part of Sokoto.
Places like desertions. The worst-hit areas include Isa, Sabon Birni, Goronyo, Rabah, Illela, Tangaza, Tureta, Dange/Shuni, Kebbe,

I am sure u are from there because I know Sokoto very well.

If u are talking about Atiku I will agree but Tinubu I won't agree