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oluwasike:
Someone pls help me, am an OND HOLDER in accounting and stays in Abuja.... Am in need of a job of any type pls

You will get a job but you need to know the type you want, not any type otherwise you just need to walk into an insurance company and apply for the position of a sales associate and you will be close to getting one.

Abimbex007:
24 solid months Can we have Fried Brain Sandwich for dinner, please??

Lol. Sure we can. Go and bring the brain from the freezer, it will only take 8 minutes to prepare.

Abimbex007:
Does Pop really loves food that much

Mmmh... My daughter ask your father's new love. Lol

beau49:
I rescind all cooking right to you. No more cooking ......oya take over.






Don't give me that face,give it to your boo

Lol. Ok, no vex again. Come and cook. Cook another one! He loves your cooking.

I'll just sit in one corner with my child. You can have that face too.

patrickdarlins:
LWKMD.... slept in church?? Hell no!! !!!

I slept at home after church activities.... Just dived my bed cos I was feeling uneasy...

Who dey sleep for church these days??

Hahahaha. People still do! Well, except you.
Are you a catholic?

patrickdarlins:
.. .. it's getting to 1000 stylishly.. As we discuss.. So get ready oo.. Lols...


I had a great Sunday in my dreams... . I slept through out the day oo... Afterchurch.. .

Am feeling too good now self

Lol. Stylishly indeed.
You slept in church? You mean that guy that wears black and have two horns was fanning you in church?

Lero15:
Haba. Take it cool na

Lol. Cool abi? Cool!
Be eating everywhere o! in every kitchen too. Have you entered Calabar kitchen today?

beau49:
Just now now you haf vex.
Take it easy nau.



Lero o no more cooking.

Lol. I can't hold the laughter...

Bia wo, don't cook. don't cook o, don't cook! For 24 solid months I was in a catering school, learning how to prepare different delicacies. From local to foreign, pastries to salads and then to sandwiches ... everything! Just for my lucky mingled boo.

beau49:
Ah! See interrogation.
Aunty it is not intentional o.
Like they say givers never lack....I am only being a giver.

Give to the needy nne.
Lero is not hungry!



Lero15 you must be happy now! Every time you make me fight for you here, can't you just say a word only so we can use the exit door!!!!!

patrickdarlins:
... Lols...
I nor talk anything again ooo... Just accept the offer... Lols
Hope u had a great Sunday?

Lol. Ok, I did. You?

beau49:
I am trying not to.





Ah! It is innocent cooki o.
Iyam just being my brother's keeper.....dazzall.

You are subtly taking him from my hands.
It is said that the road to a man's heart is through his stomach and you are plying that route!

State your motive in not more than two sentences beau!

patrickdarlins:
... no oo.. .it's just an idea na.. And it will be perfect aswear!!!!! !

All hail the amicable09 the formidable!!! Lols

Lol, stop teasing me joor!
Una go soon find me right after project page 1000 is done!

ksstroud:
Waoooo...
You are a fast learner...
I love that...
I will volunteer teaching you Icelandic too

Is that where you plan taking my personal mingled boo to?

patrickdarlins:
... hi amicable09.. .. And all joberlanders.... .. . Happy Sunday you all..


What's da latest oo.. @amicable.....i guess you should be the admin of this room ooo... Lols

Hahaha... Patrick! You have decided to spoil my market abi?
Admin of the room means room prefect abi?

Happy Sunday to you too

beau49:
Ahan......smile a little nau. Oya I will cook another for you.

Mmmh.... COOK another kwa! In whose kitchen ejo? Beau! Beau! Beau!!!!! Eleyi gidi gan! lol

beau49:
Amicable09


Your last post is hilarious.... Hahahahaha

Hahahaha... Beau, I hope you are not laughing mischievously o! I'm suspecting you... Lol

Udochee:
Thanx.happy mothers' day to ur mum&the females in ur life.but this your monicker ehh 'e b like say u jack the book wey the man write wella wella'..(na joke oo).weldone boss..
amicable09--happy mothers' day

Thanks alot, I'm warming up to tie wrapper when celebrating mothers in a few years time

ksstroud:
But someone says there's nothing like Mother's Day today...
Does she leave in your planet at all...
I was shocked ooooo...
Infact she bashed me

cc
Beau49

Lol. Depends on her church. Some churches celebrated mothers today, other churches will fix a future date for the celebration. It's not like Easter that is universally accepted by all as ****... lol, I don't know exactly cos it changes from year to year but I know the date is the same for all Christian faithfuls.

Hi sollex, I'm good and I hope you are too.
Happy Mother's Day!
From a kinetic mother to all joblanders!

Is this not lace? Where are the wires?
OP! OP! OP! It is weird not wired, don't confuse me.

Abimbex007:
Hehehehe...Nsogbu

Lol. No troubles baby, we are going forward!

karleone:
Are you a bat? How can you be a fan to two rival enemies?
You either choose Enyimba or Kano Pillars.
I can bet it that you joined Enyimba recently because of their NPFL victory last season and you're a Kano Pillar fan because of their successes of recent.
Amicable, chose today who you support. As for me and my family, we'll support #Blue

Hahahaha. You are teaching me more about soccer, didn't know about all these victories won, that is we are going somewhere to happen.

I feel supporting them both is not out of place, so for me and my e-family, we pledge our allegiance to both clubs.

karleone:
So you're a Chelsea fan?
Eh!!!! Welcome to the hood
Don't worry, next time you need to know match time, mention me, and I'll inform you.

Abimbex007 come and see our fellow Chelsea fan..
I know Amicable09 will never support a football club. That girl sef eh!


#Blue is d color

Lol. It is Enyimba and kano pillars I support.

Lero15:
Yes, you again

Lol. You have me again. This love is unbreakable!

Lero15:
All I want is you

*Brushing.... ooops blushing! I'm always here for you, you've got my full attention!

ksstroud:
Your daughter thing don enter your network too...double posting syndrome... I laugh Una in Ikwerre...

Lol. This is a dubious attack on mother and child!

Lero15:
Lols.

My luff from this same planet, what do you want to eat? lol

Lero15:
Lols.

My luff from this same planet, what do you want to eat? lol

Abimbex007:
Yessoo, he's Omniknoweth

Lol. Let him catch you!

Abimbex007:
Ask Uncle Ksstroud

Lol. He has read everything abi!? So he should know. I'll ask him
Oga Ksstroud! Tell me how to change my moniker please

Abimbex007:
How about MumuCable09?

Hahahaha. Making sense! But how do I change it na?