Owk...

Owk...

Owk...

He deserved it...
Wow back to back ftc on bbn tread...
Cee-c fans right now...

Owk...

Owk...

Owk...

FTC things!!!

Cee-c fans...

Owk...

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Advans:
I de come. let me quickly go find her on Facebook

How far
You see am

Hmmm...

That's to show their laziness...

Cute...

*EPISODE 1*
A cheating husband wanted to find out if his wife knew about his unfaithfulness to her, one night he asked her "Darling, can a woman know if her husband is cheating on her?"
She replied "Yes of course" surprised and with his heart fast beating in a most uncomfortable way he asked "But how will she know?"
"Well" said his wife "There are many ways, if she keep finding hotel receipts in his pocket each time she take his clothes to the laundry and lipstick mark on his shirt, if he keep coming home late nights" etc
He heaved a sigh of relief cos none of this applied to him.
The following morning, he was ready to go to work but couldn't find his car key where he normally kept it, "Honey, did you please see my car key?" "Yes" replied his wife "Junior was playing with it so I kept it in the drawer" he went to the drawer, open it and found the car key but something else were there, too many hotel receipts, same hotel he normally take his women to, he couldn't believe it, "My wife has found all these hotel receipts in my pockets, how on earth have I been careless with this receipts? I can't believe she knew about my unfaithfulness to her yet kept quiet, my God I am done".
Hurriedly and shamefully without saying 'Bye' to his wife he left the house, at office he couldn't concentrate on his work, "I have been fooling around thinking my wife never knew about my relationships with other women". He decided to text his wife and apologise but just then his phone rang, his wife was calling, as he picked up the phone, the worst happened.
*END OF PART 1*
Please there's no part 2 and nothing happened, I was just bored and decided to write this. You can complete the story by yourself.....
I don waka.....
Just Don't curse me cos my head no too strong oo...

herzern:
Polytechnics nowadays are poo!

I don't know about the 19's, but the present polytechnics in Nigeria are nothing but overrated secondary schools. This does not even exclude the FG owned Polytechnics.

To start off :

*Polytechnics are overcrowded : The urge for naive secondary school leavers to leave home to a higher institution makes most percentage of them resort to Polytechnics after failed admission process/exercise in Universities. This has made most polytechnics turn into a money making venture where different unknown,unaccredited,unapproved and unofficial undergraduate programs take place to admit more than their carrying capacity. Most of these programmes are often termed DPP,DPA (daily UG part-time programmes)

*Polytechnics are lowly funded : It's a clear/undeniable truth that the educational sector gets poorly funded by FG. The case is worse with polytechnics as they are often neglected when it comes to allocation of funds to tertiary institutions.


AS I TYPE THIS TO YOU, OVER 1,200 STUDENTS ARE THE TOTAL NUMBER OF STUDENTS IN THE DEPARTMENT OF MASS COMMUNICATION, THE POLYTECHNIC, IBADAN ND 1 (WHICH IS JUST A CLASS) WITH LESS THAN 10 TOTAL LECTURERS IN THE WHOLE OF THE DEPARTMENT. that's almost half of the total number of students admitted for UG programmes in the University of Ibadan.

Like I said earlier, Polytechnics are poo!!!

Hmmm...

Owk...

Idlawz:
FTC.
dedicated to all Nigerian youth.
Thank God today, I came first.

Wow...
FTC indeed...

I already saw same news on front page today...

Is it sponsored by the government or an Individual

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Desirae:
So we should fry sperm?

Whose own would you fry if you are given the go ahead

The guy even replied again!!!
SMH...

And a twitter user helped her dress properly...

Funny Man...

kestolove95:
niger state? how far

Interlock...

Congrats to the couple...

Cromcruach91:
NCAN....

Reuben Enosegbe and Reuben Destiny

Igbo...no

Yoruba...no

Hausa...no

Ijaw...no

Fulani...no


Sorry....nothing to see here.Carry go.

Rape is a capital offence...Capital!

P.S....They are Christians though...just like Muslims, Christians too have problems with child-lovers. Bad...very bad!

This is what some Nairalanders don't know...

Hair girl...

Ma'asha Allah...

1.3 trillion and my state is budgeting 132billion...
SMH...
How will they even source that amount
And how much will they budget next year

They should come back and get their #PVC not to be protesting udandan or they should join Barcelona in the protest they are about to stage tomorrow...
#PVCLOADED

Which one is more painful/foolish between Man Utd and Barca exit
Like for Man utd...
Share for Barca...