₦airaland Forum

talk2riel:
She is the lost child of the "PROCTOR" of the river nile who was washed ashore by a tsunami in 2000BC. The codex represent a higher form of calligraphy she is using to trace her way to the under world.




@ OP search her stuff if you find a silver bangles with red trimming then she has been contacted by the under world

Dajugba:
Happy New Month! martresult(m), Amis(f),
midasbliss(f), xfire. I've quietly follow this people who are rare. Even as de year is rounding up, great doors of favor and opportunities are yours. Your steps are guidely ordered by de Lord. Divine health and strength! Expension in Business & career and also to all Nl member. Amen. Cheer...

justicesky24:
Kano

Louisville141:
. Lovers make life awesome

Toyade888:
Albania

zyzxx:
game on it sunday

Toyade888:
norway

Nmeri17:
*bounces in with my red CHEFtaincy cap**


nmeri17: foodlanders chochocho

Foodlanders: iya

nmeri17: chochocho

Foodlanders: iya

nmeri17: Foodlanders kwezuo nu o

Foodlanders: iyooooo


*clears throat
My lovely pipo of foodland, una know as e dh be naa! na only me dh serve am as e dh hot no too much "toku-toku" today o.....only pishures (with the spirit of our sexy photomaniac president moving within our midst *trembles )

our elders used to say the taste of the pudding is in the eating; but now, we have mobile phones so the taste of the pudding is not just in the eating alone but in the photoshoots. Amen??

dinner today na porridge yam (yam pottage) I really wish the pictures could do justice to the aroma/savour and exxxxtremely "taste-buds-saturating" attributes that lies within the circular walls of this pot. but nevertheless, you all will make do with the creamy/appealing/yummy pictures I've attached

PS: remember to congratulate me on my autonomous ascent o; HRH Nmeri17 CHEFtain of nairaland food section

Toyade888:
Kentucky

shokky24:
Me never starts a sentence

shokky24:
England

hanity:
Niger

zyzxx:
beyond every situation around you

donephi:
Senegal

Roland17:
Everybody abeg make una cool down chop moi moi..the heat inside this kitchen is too much..

lyntiffany:
Oakland.

tchidi:
I doubt it is, don't mind that guy... he plays a lot.
The rat on his plate looks much bigger than a house rat, but then again, I'm not a judge on house rat sizes.

talk2riel:
Igbo a dialect widely spoken in the eastern part of nigeria

tolustx:
Possess your possessions, the pastor shouted, and the church chorused Amen!!!

FriedPlantain:
Tasted like any other rat I have eaten, sweet! House rats are very proteinous and when properly fried, it tastes like snake meat.

You guys should try it.

lyntiffany:
Ontario

tolustx:
Afro beat master, late Fela Anijulapo Kuti will always be missed by the congregation of human rights activists in Nigeria

FriedPlantain:
Just about having dinner...

White rice, stew and fried house rat. Yummy!

tchidi:
I did the same thing last night! Used me Bros smelly sock! Men! After almost getting a headache from it, useless egg was still the same.
I thought I didn't shake it well, now I know better.

Nmeri17:
howdy fellow food heads?? I just cooked eggs following the guidelines from this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/2615185/tried-making-own-golden-eggs

I followed all of op's instructions to the letter. OP described it and even attached a pic that looks like an egg that a bite of can cure all the life problems and ailments of an able bodied man. but Alas!! how wrong I was?

I placed the egg in the centre of the computer stockings I used to do primary six (which I kept as a souvenir for nmeri17's children and grandchildren) and relentlessly spun the "nylon" like a female cheerleader after spinning and winding, I had to visit the basement of my comPAND since that's the darkest and gloomiest abyss where I could do that stupid torch test

I came back upstairs and cooked the egg but not without addition of salt as a precautionary measure to avoid the egg cracking. the salt I added was even more than the food I was gonno eat it with

immediately I saw the first one looking like the graphic pics of boko haram victims, I cracked the other one small to see if I got lucky with one at least

after it was all over, I came back to notice the egg in the pic isn't even Nigerian -- neither is the hand holding it
CONCLUSION
trying to cook a meal any object based on some nairaland thread is tantamount to disastrous consequences

Toyade888:
Seychelles

talk2riel:
Two heart beat as one

Exagge007:
well

donephi:
Nairobi

donephi:
Uruguay