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asadike:
The kind of boobs i see on social media these days, fear dey catch me. Abi na fallen olympus be d new trend in town?

Lol

ByteWorks Technology Solutions, a Software Development Company Registered with Corporate HQ at Abuja, Nigeria, is recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Software Developer

Job Description

The ideal candidate will analyze business requirements, design, develop, install and maintain software solutions , across web, mobile and desktop platforms.
Responsibilities

Analyzes user requirements.
Documents and demonstrates solutions by developing documentation, flowcharts, layouts, diagrams, charts, code comments and clear code.
Prepares and installs solutions by determining and designing system specifications, standards, and programming.
Develops software solutions by studying information needs; conferring with users; studying systems flow, data usage, and work processes; investigating problem areas; following the software development lifecycle.
Tests new programs for fault finding.
Writes and tests code and then refines and rewrites as necessary.
Creates technical specifications and test plans.
Education & Qualification

First class or Second class Upper degree in Engineering, Computer Science or related discipline
Proficient in Java
Understands software development lifecycle and the tools and processes needed to develop and maintain software
OCPJP and ITIL v3 certifications will be added advantage
Years of Experience: 1 - 3 years
Method of Application

Applicants should send their Curriculum Vitae (CV) and cover letter to careers@byteworks.com.ng

Specialization : QA&QC / HSE Jobs in Nigeria
Industry: Oil & Gas / Mining
Job Type: Full Time
Experience : 2 year(s)
Qualification : HND, Bachelor's Degree
Location: Abia, Abuja, Adamawa, Akwa ibom, Anambra, Bauchi, Bayelsa, Benue, Borno, Cross River, Delta, Edo, Ebonyi, Ekiti, Enugu, Gombe, Imo, Jigawa, Kaduna, Kano, Katsina, Kebbi, Kogi, Kwara, Lagos, Niger, Ogun, Ondo, Osun, Oyo, Nassarawa, Plateau, Rivers, Sokoto,

Our client, a leading HSE practitioner company with clients in Oil & Gas, Manufacturing, Power, Telecom, Banking and Hospitality across the country; requires experienced candidate to fill the position below for immediate employment:

Job Title: Site Safety Officers

Job Descriptions

Must ensure that PTW are implemented and be brought to work site every morning
Organize tool box meeting with the hazard associated with the job and initiate control measures
Observe and correct unsafe work practices at work site
Supervise work site to ensure HSE standard are met
Ensure that complete and appropriate PPE’s are worn at work site
Liaise with clients safety officer to make sure all client safety policy are met
Qualification

Candidates must possess a B.Sc or HND in any Science related courses or equivalent and must be a professional graduate or associate member of ISPON.
Experience

2 - 5 Years in similar job


Method of Application

Applicants should apply in not less than two weeks of this publication to the:

Human Resource Manager,
BSS Consulting Limited,
7, Ogunlana Drive, Surulere,
Lagos State.

Brilliant

Really good news

KC Gaming Networks Limited is recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Cashier

Location: Nassarawa - Lafia and Keffi

Job Description
To deliver outstanding customer service to all customers that attend the premises.
Provide and efficient and timely service at the counter to all customers.
To provide a comprehensive advice and support to customers queries.
Sound product knowledge, of all Bet9ja products.
Represent Bet9ja in a positive and constructive manner.
Protect the interest/monies of Bet9ja.
Interact with our customers and sell betting opportunities.
Learn and understand new products and positively engage with our customers to ensure they are successful.
To take ownership of the business and ensure any issues in the shop whether technical, fabric or staff related is reported in a timely manner to the appropriate line manager or department.
At all times to follow the rules and procedures of Bet9a and ensure you are familiar with them.
To adhere to the rules and guidelines in the Shop Manual
To be a positive and constructive member of the team, supporting and sharing to ensure the shop standards and delivery are improved as a team, not just an individual.
To ensure the business trades in a responsible and professional manner, adhering to all legal and social responsibilities.
To ensure at all times you deliver your best, focused, efficient and adding value to the business.
To identify support and training needs, taking ownership and responsibility for your own training and development.
Qualifications
Minimum Educational Qualification - OND (Ordinary National Diploma) or equivalent.
Previous Cashier experience in handling cash and cash management.
Previous retail experience (desirable).
Good communication and written skills.
Experience of working in a customer service environment.
Working knowledge of computer ( including word and excel).
Good customer service skills.
Interest and basic knowledge in sport (desirable).
Ability to be adaptable and flexible.
Ability to use own initiative.
Ability to be a team player.

Send CV's to: recruitment@mybet9ja.com use position and as subject of mail
Closing Date 6th April, 2016.

Please someone should explain this "she's getting old" of a thing. Why won't she get old? Don't we all get old?

These celebrities are not vampires, they are humans just like you and i so let's allow them get old.....they are not complaining.

Nice one

Techsupport:
well you have a point.... several points....

Thank you

Techsupport:
Girl, I am not saying that we start big... i am saying we start from a point that we are willing to put in an extra sacrifice for the company we work for. a point where we look at where we have been and equate it with where we want to be. If you pay 30k for a sales girl or boy, who has not spent 4 years spending hundreds of thousands of naira every year studying to be a professional, that will be fair. Our reward system is poor and we should not encourage it. 30K in Abuja is worse than slavery.

Well, choice differs! If you stay with someone and pay like 200box to work especially if you stay around Lugbe and the office is at central Area, why won't anyone take the job? Probably cook from home too! See, the Country is a mess! I get it and its not like I'm encouraging such but there are things to consider. Do you know what it means to have some few cash at the end of the month? It does go a long way. Sometimes, we take up jobs to have the needed experience, staying at home every morning is so annoying & tiring. My dear, its not all about the degree or the money. Do you know many job seekers out there with more than one degree? First degree isn't a big deal any more cause they are a lot of peeps with master, phd plus certifications yet no job so na you with first degree go dey make noise?

Techsupport:
What will this receptionist be doing.... playing candycrush and smiling at people walking in? 30k a month Bsc holder..... is the company for real? I know you are just posting the job... please this venting is not for you @ammyluv2002

Yeah, i understand! But are you saying 30k is much or pretty small? My first pay cheque was 10k as a BSc holder, then it graduated to 25k bla bla bla.

There's always a stepping stone in everyone's career...we mustn't all start big

Oh boy! This thread dry today o....wetin dey happen abi una get interview today?

Brigadier7:
yes sure! Why Not!! I have a Passion for Lecturing and Teaching!, Teaching is part of me because I come from a Family of teachers So I wish to go into the Academia!! Academia also pays better because I can combine my job @ the Academias and with Clinical Practice!! BUT ACADEMIA IS MY PRIMARY AIM!my career mentor is a professor @ a Dental School in US and also a Dentist in his Private practice!! He makes upto 350k- 450kdollars per Year!!

Cool! I wish you all the best

ritababe:
He's a learner Na, Pope John open last two weeks now he's going to 3million followers.

Like seriously? How can you compare Pope Francis to him? Are they the same? Haba now!

Wow! Awesome

GoodDieYoung:
emphasis on the bolded

I'm innocent

Godsgal:
funny. But am sure u knw u can't compare ur homecookd meal with sch. meals.

Yeah, i know but not that woman's food! So sweet maybe na iya Basira sef

GoodDieYoung:
Babe saw huge amount now she swooning. Would you be asking that question if he had mentioned #15000?

Lol! Seriously, i just want to know why he left a well paid job ....afterall, hin no dey pay tithe to me but I'm just curious.

Wow! Super nice

Brigadier7:
Because that isn't my Destination!! everybody got dreams! Only Dead men got no dreams!! I needed to follow my dreams and follow God's Directions

Hmmmm....cool! Do you mind sharing

Me na food i miss die! I normally tap 'ofe okwu' almost every morning at the back of law faculty.

Good for him

Brigadier7:
Haba!! That's not well paid na!! I worked briefly in Dubai as a Dentist! The only thing I liked working as a Health worker was FREE TAX! You don't pay tax as a health worker in UAE!! I was paid $180000 per year that's about 15k Dollars per month!!

Wow! Why did you leave the job? You had a better offer?

Lol...sorry, no vex

yvelchstores:
One thing I will be sure to do is to train my daughter not to think/ reason the way most girls reason. It's sickening!

Honestly o! God willing

Brigadier7:
what's your definition of well paid in UAE?? Give me a Range in USD?

Maybe like $2,000 -$3,000

Brilliance9000:
I love this unity in the East against the Hausa/Fulani-Yoruba party!

No man can stand alone so you're wrong with that statement

My dear, he's not your ATM machine. Don't expect much from him, you have a job so why not take care of yourself. I know, we have different ideologies of 'spending' in a relationship but you should free him.

You can ask him for money if the need arises but don't make it look as if its your birthright. I think, it's a bit early to start having issues with money.

They should leave this man alone now...i don't understand all these wahala just to pull him down

Op, you dey even go far sef....In Nigeria the rich sits at the front row, how much more Mr President

There's a trophy at the end of the tournament so they should fight wella



#MayTheBestFighterWin