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spixytinxy:
stil searching oooo, d one wey amodu describe, na hotel me c for dere ooo

Did I described any cafe for you

biotechshola:
#922...for u, spixytinxy!
Gud evening all!
Rukkyola, vex smal smal o to avoid shortage of blood.

Justified19, pray, pray nd pray cos i see just two batches... Buh who knws, they may stl decide to rearrange the TT.

LogoDWhiz, spixytinxy, amodu, et al.
I hail!!

I salute baba

LogoDWhiz:
Due to recent calculations and hearsays. I think I'd have to agree with Gazaliah on a point he raised.

There's a possibility of just 2 batches this year!


But then, I doubt.
Reason being that, NYSC DG himself made mention of the fact that due to the large number of PCMs there likely to be 4 batches per year.

Cc: Amodu

Only time will tell

Rukkyola:
Dedicated 2 d haters/intruders/d serious/d intelligent/peacemaker/watever!
I love una na im make me do dis 1 o sote mumcy dey wonder weda i don kolo for house
These ar d names of people u av been vexing 4 o.I wan dem b4 i start o
1.spixytinxy & justified10 disussin 'paraga' 4 NYSC related mata
2.CROBBOY & Darey00,discusin 'castin & moderation' 4 NYSC related mata
3.Fraiser & Cindy222 discusin 'cash & disappointment 4 NYSC related mata
4.Olasalo wishin 2 c d face behind masquerade 4 NYSC related mata
5.Spixytinxy & LogoDWhiz discussin 'oshogbo weed' 4 NYSC related mata
6.Bobolil talkin abou 'transformer' 4 NYSC related mata
7.same Bobolil hailing people 4 NYSC related mata
8.LogoDWhiz sayin 'person mata get as e b' 4 NYSC related mata
9.Darey00 sayin 'dz rukkyola sha' for NYSC related mata
10.Johndanny sayin 'OYO' 4 NYSC related mata
11.Fraiser,announcing 'Fraiser & Rukky live on TV' 4 NYSC related mata
12.MegaBoolean & Bobolil sayin 'Funny' 4 NYSC related mata.
13.My sent4rina talking about wea he lives & graduated 4rm 4 NYSC related mata
14.Vingeophysicist,Ngoziwu talkin rubbish 4 NYSC related mata
15.Abbeyunique2 & eaglevision discusin chelsea 4 NYSC related mata
16.Justified10 & amodu discusin advert 4 NYSC related mata
17.Justified10 & CROBBOY discusin 'FINE BOY NO PIMPLE' 4 NYSC related mata
18.Cindy222 & Fraiser discusin issue wey dem no folo understand 4 NYSC related mata
19.Cindy222 & Jubrealguy discusin d place of dea studies 4 NYSC related mata
20.Eaglevision posting Leicester dae rape 4 NYSC related mata
21.Chinweukamaka discusin CROBBOY & bobolil 4 NYSC related mata
22.Darey00,discusin 'Leicester city jass' 4 NYSC related mata
23.Dejiconde & Darey00,discusin jazz 4 NYSC related mata
24.Titobiloluwa01 discusin police & pressy 4 NYSC related mata
25.Bobolil replyin Titobiloluwa01 on harsh stuff 4 NYSC related mata
26.Olasalo & Abbeyunique2,discusin Sarcasm 4 NYSC related mata
27.My sent4rina talkin about 'Hide & seek' 4 NYSC related mata
28.Bobolil & chukeukamaka speaking igbo 4 NYSC related mata
29.Abbeyunique2 & titobiloluwa01 discusin humour & insult 4 NYSC related mata
30.Bobolil & logoDWhiz discusin sombdy wey dey para 4 possibility of next post 4 NYSC related mata
31.Mschubby & amodu celebratin birtday 4 NYSC related mata
32.spixytinxy & LogoDWhiz discusin how 2 manage Rukky 4 NYSC related mata
33.Spixytinxy & fraiser discusin chargin of phone 4 NYSC related mata
34.Justified10 & spixytinxy discusin season film & olamide's voice 4 NYSC related mata
35.Fraiser & CROBBOY discusin passport photograph 4 NYSC related mata
36.Fraiser & justified10 discusin TV show & sponsorship 4 NYSC related mata
37.LogoDWhiz & spixytinxy discusin scareness 4 NYSC related mata
38.SC31 talkin abou rukkyola & Fraiser bein hilarious 4 NYSC related mata
39.Justified10 sayin insult ti take ova 4 NYSC related mata
40.Gosj01 saying 'Na so' 4 NYSC related mata.
*KINDLY QUOTE ME IF UR NAME SUPPOSE DEY HERE & U NO C AM.Mayb i fell asleep,or did not notice or ur don comit 2 much crime or ur mata don tire me.
NOW PEOPLE WEY TALK NYSC RELATED mata
1.Rukkyola
2.1mrblitz
3.crobboy & abbeyunique2
4.crobboy & iyenekere
5.spixytinxy & abbeyunique2
6.LogoDWhiz & amodu
7.Lexzyy & flamingsword
8.Johndanny & Justified10
9.Bobolil
10.Amodu & DTOBS
11.Amodu & logoDWhiz
12.LogoDWhiz & amodu again
13.LMAyedun & cindy222
14.Jubrealguy & cindy222
15.Vingeophysicist & cindy222
16.Oluwafirefunmi
*NO ASK ME WETIN THEY TALK O because D TIN NO MAKE SENSE 4 MY EAR.Na only 1 tin wey amodu talk abou mistakes/ watever.
***NOW OVER TO THE INTRUDERS! I No gri c una name 4 here o.**
The only person wey dodge evritin na Kbs468.

HAHAHA KILODE

You fit talk sha

Them plug something inside you

Laolu09:
I have a lot of birthday mates. Wow.

You don't mean it

justified10:
haha..egbami..

I have called d wrong person to sort issues..how can u b d chief host and still b d one to get advert payment..? u can't combine these two sensitive post..

in fact , I don't want u to stress ursef. let me assist u, I volunteer masef. thank u

Can you see yourself

Instead of you to allow the sleeping dog lie and wait if something fit drop for you.

Fraiser:
lol.. Ok make we sort am once nd for all, Amodu is the program director, Justified10 co-host, LogoDwhiz program director, anybody who is interested in sponsorship nd advert placement should contact any of dis persons bur payment should be made strictly into my account for security purpose

Why are you swallowing your word

Wetin money go cause....

justified10:
hahaha..amodu..
we shall see..

For where
I will turn invisible

mschubby:
Happy belated Birthday.. .. wishing you all the best in life

Heartfelt appreciation dear sis

justified10:
amodu , u too lyk money o...I am in charge of ticket fee, advert placement and oda money related issue..

handle d technical aspect of d program abeg.

fraiser, com explain to dis guy now o.

I will not allow you to usurp me

Fraiser:
Special announcemet
this is to imform the general public that the much anticipated program fraiser nd rukky live on tv has now been shifted to 9pm-1am daily in order to allow the citizens and illegal immigrants of this city have uninterrupted nysc related discussions even though all d discussions no even touch d heart of nysc to open camp on 2nd of march. All interested viewers should kindly tune their tv to golden city television by 9pm for fraiser nd rukky live on tv which wil be co-hosted by spinxytinxy, fraih, sent4rina, kbs468, crobboy, justified10, missoyin, SC31. We assured our esteem viewers of no dulling moment and comedy extravaganza.
This announcement is sponsored by the program producer LogoDwhiz. For sponsorship you can contact the program director Amodu
cc
Rukkyola
spinxytinxy
fraih
LogoDwhiz
sent4rina
crobboy
justified10
Amodu
missoyin
kbs468
SC31
all senators
all ministers
all citizens
all illegal immigrants

For sponsorship and advert placement, please speak to this acount number 9876543210

LogoDWhiz:
If we finish camping by May,


Batch B will likely be 1 stream I.e. No stream II.
And then the camping will be by August!

Then Batch C will be by November

The difference of three months!

Perhaps you should take into consideration the number of months we have spent already.

CROBBOY:
Thank you Sir. You are simply the best (*thinking in my heart* others will also be the best at their own time)!

Then I will savour being the first recipient.

Hard-to-rectify mistakes during registration. Pls
take note and try to avoid them during
registration:

1. Registration by proxy: affected PCM can not
register at camp because the biometrics is not
his/hers

2. Mixed up registration: some cyber cafe
operators have the habit of registring more than
one persons at a time in one computer by
opening 2 or more tabs on the same browser.
This causes mix-up in the PCMs information
which is hard to rectify. We advise you to sit
with the person registering you and make sure
he doesn't register another person at same time
he registers u. When you want go somewhere
before he finishes with u, tell him to log you out
before he starts with somebody.

3. Don't allow cafe operator to use his email
address for you. If you don't have email, let him
create one for you and make sure he gives you
the details...email address and the password.
Keep them safe because you need them

4. For married women, make sure you go with
your marital documents, choose married online
and upload them during registration. In the
column to input your spouse surname, make
sure you put the correct surname you are using
after marriage.

5. For sick person, make sure you indicate it and
the type of sickness, also provide all other
details and upload medical report

6. For millitary and SSS, make sure you indicate
and provide all other relevant info and upload
the required documents.

7. If you are a foreign trained graduate, make
sure you read the registration requirements at
nysc.gov.ng and upload all required documents.

Try to log into your account time to time for
information asking you to update some of your
documents. Failure to do so may lead you not
mobilised eventually.

Source: NYSC 2016 Facebook page

LogoDWhiz:
Well, I still think there will be 3 batches this year!

The timing of the easter break just changed the whole scenario!

Perhaps you should narrate the possibility of that

DTOBS:
Not just possible...

1. The DG said they are going to have 3batches this year (December last year)
2. There was an unofficial TT in circulation (Late December last year)
3. The official TT was incomplete (January this year)
4. TT ammnended ( January)
5. TT dissapeared ( January)
6. Another amended TT,yet incomplete (January).
7. Another incomplete TT and still an amended version (February)
Now telll me why I should take any thing serious again about this NYSC rubbish!
#NYSC=Timewaster. #MajorOlawuni needs to be flogged!!!!
Indeed change is in the air...

Beeni ooo

spixytinxy:
I dey go garrage today, I will try nd observe

Okay

Good morning to you all

I haven't comment on the update yet due to my schedule yesterday.

With this, I don't think they will be able to accommodate 3 batches this year again as earlier promised or stated by the DG.

CC:
LogoDWhiz
Kbs468
DTOBS
et al

spixytinxy:
ehn ehn, not my fault jare

Whose fault
Try and observe whenever you're passing-by

Gratitude is not only the greatest of all virtues but the parent of all.

Hence, I am tendering an unquestionable and unequivocal gratitude to you all for your wishes and prayers on my birthday.

I am indeed humbled beyond words and engulfed by your astonishing wishes & prayers.

Fraih:
Much comfort, as I can read from you again.
I second that, Fraiser and Rukky. That's the way my Twin always crack our ribs at home here, anytime he's around, trust that the house will never experience any dull moment.
Shammak, Bae sends his greetings, He confessed that he missed everyone too.

****
Amodu, Thanks Thanks! Your cake is Handsome and sweet! May God increase you this your new year.
Gosj01, yea, all will be well. infact, all is well. Even in the well

Mention don't

You're a darling

CROBBOY:
I heard people from the world over came to grace your event

Laughing in Greek

eaglevision:
Hmmmmm, this yummy yummy that is not eat able, we'll manage it with love sha,hope u had a wow day?

Sure I did

SC31:
Lol oga pressy pls be calm and you too bae(crobboy)

Special birthday wishes to my God father amodu may God's mercy,favor and grace be upon you and may you continue to be a source of joy to people

Amen dear

I am very much grateful daughter

Fraih:
That got me really laughing! Fraiser ehn!

*******
kbs468, you have been unavoidably absent almost all day, I believe you are doing fine. I honestly miss reading fresh words from you.
Senator Amodu, Sure your Birth day went well. Are you Trying to say there is no cake for us in this Golden city

Delivered

CROBBOY:
Where are all those people strictly in need of NYSC matters and its ingredients, please ask all your questions now o!

Because if you don't, I am already activating my 'Romantic Mode' now that my Bae is almost falling asleep.

But come to think of it where is mschubby, spinxytinxy, MissOyin, Amodu, and others? I DEY HAIL O!

Baba, I dey ooo

It has been a busy day.

By popular demand, these is for the Golden Republic.

eaglevision:
Bwahahahaha! The car no like ur face ni,that's why anything that has to do with luck I dnt fancy it,one reason I dnt do betting even though d money dae entice #Ironyoflife

Congrats

#900

LogoDWhiz:
It is very surprising!


Well, the new Mr. and Miss. A16 have the opportunity to be on the throne during the most important time (to an extent).

Certainly

Sent4rina:
We'll all cross the bridge wen we get to d river mouth.

I believe there is time for everything.
There was time for political talk.
We're in d time of 'lovy dovy' and in few days time, here comes the time of registration which i think wil overrides any form of sociality on dis thread.

So, we should jux relax nd let things work out itself without any form of abuse and criticism from anybody on here.

Remembe: 2geda we creat Golden City, 2geda we stand.

#OneLove

.......fingers crossed

LogoDWhiz:
DG DTOBS.

What's wrong?

Why is there no awareness as regards the next Mr. A16?
Are you relenting on your duties?


Cc: Kbs468




Good people of Golden City, the next Mr. And Miss. A16 is upon us.

Who wears the crown?

I was also surprise seeing no update from him and the passion that greets the contest.