Celebrities › Re: Why Olamide Might Remain A Local Artiste For Long !! by amparas(m): 8:50pm On Jun 23, 2016 |
Rather be a lion in the jungle than be a dog in the city  Sitting on the throne |
Education › Re: Show How Much U Remember About Ur Secondary School: Write Ur School Anthem by amparas(m): 11:45am On Jun 17, 2016 |
Sabeco sabeco, City in the Bello valley Every eyes catches ur glory Enrich by nature's benevolence Your quarry supply all our stones for structures Your Brook refreshes us in the heart of dry season You caress u in the Bossom of Kom land.
3rd October 1963 Saw ur birth at Njinikom Craving for expansion You move today into Bello valley Not wanting to leave the women folks behind You soon open your doors of knowledge To all sons and daughters of Cameroon You mould the Cameroonian of 2morrow
Proudly Saint Bedes College Ashing Kom student 2000-2005 & Government Bilingual High School Bamenda 2006-2008 |
Business › Re: See The Number Of Locks Used To Lock A Shop. Hillarious!!! by amparas(m): 10:16pm On Jun 05, 2016 |
How long will it take the owner to open the shop? |
Crime › Re: Nigerian And Thai Woman Arrested In Thailand Over Methamphetamine (pics) by amparas(m): 8:36pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
Heisenberg and Jesse pinkman. |
Food › Re: N1000 Tomatoes That I Saw Today In Lagos by amparas(m): 7:05pm On May 25, 2016 |
Tomatoes be like I b d most expensive fruit now  |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biya's Car Breaks Down At National Day Celebration - Photo by amparas(m): 7:48pm On May 21, 2016 |
Bandeco: Na kumba you grow? Nah. Me na original Randez Vous boy for Bamenda |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biya's Car Breaks Down At National Day Celebration - Photo by amparas(m): 7:43pm On May 21, 2016 |
I remember my childhood days in Cameroon man d bank money just to buy Long long sugar canes on national day (20th may). Those were the good old days lol |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Sevilla :Europa Cup Final (1 - 3) On 18th May 2016 by amparas(m): 9:23pm On May 18, 2016 |
hehehehe i tok am
liverfools  |
Politics › Re: NIPOST To Issue Passport And Driver’s Licence by amparas(m): 9:42pm On May 17, 2016 |
So nipost don turn embassy b dat |
Nairaland General › Re: The Python Soldiers Killed At Their Battalion Today by amparas(m): 8:32pm On May 14, 2016 |
Hehe this mods dem like snake topics. The snake huge sha |
Christianity Etc › Re: Should I Pay My Tithe Or Pay My Brother's School Fees? by amparas(m): 7:19pm On May 10, 2016 |
Hehehe, Seriously  |
Literature › Poem: The Death Of Simple Server by amparas(op): 8:54pm On May 06, 2016 |
The poor masses spluttered around, Like vines without a support. They surveyed the fallen iroko, As a poor lonely child would survey a dead parent. This iroko it was, Who was bold enough to nib the festering sore of the mighty. As a hen will feed her chicks, He offered them hope and respite. Because of him they were able, To drink from the pool of relief. But while they reviled in bliss, The mighty plotted as always, And cut the iroko in his prime. Oh! How Nigerians will always remember the days of SAS By Chimeremeze David for www.romkingz.net  1 Like
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Politics › Re: Another Attack Looms In Benue As Fulani Herdsmen Declare 80 Cows Missing, Finger by amparas(m): 9:39pm On May 04, 2016 |
Why do people kill people to prove that killing people is wrong  |
Jokes Etc › If Only Life Was This Easy by amparas(op): 12:25pm On Apr 11, 2016 |
I'm sure this guy was born on greedy day  . Chai Naija I hail ooo
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Phones › Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by amparas(m): 9:14am On Mar 28, 2016 |
LastMumu: My guy that Hausa always dialling the wrong number is true o, 90% of wrong calls I have received all my life is from the Hausas and it is always from their men (maybe their women are not allowed to make calls. )
One still called me yesterday just when I was expecting to receive a call from a babe that was visiting for the first time and didn't know her way , the dude just kept yapping some incoherent noise in my ears "Kai Alhaji Musa, Kadaka zo gobe, Kadaka zo gobe! ".... ....... I was like dude, I don't _fucking understand your language and can you kindly _fuck off, I'm expecting an important call. " I dropped the call only for the doofus to call 30 seconds later, well, ofcourse I didn't pick.
The most annoying part is that the guy used a different number to call me only to start muttering the same nonsense again "Alhaji Musa, Kadaka zo gobe Kadaka zo gobe" Haba, dem swear for you ni? 
Before 8pm yesterday, my phone was already showing 7 missed calls from the guy. 
U sure say no b incantations  |
TV/Movies › Re: Airtel Shades Mtn In New TV Ad by amparas(m): 5:50am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Well I still love ma mtn  |
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Dollar Hike : Current Android Phones And Tablet Prices. by amparas(m): 4:37am On Feb 21, 2016 |
OP u add like extra 5k to the original prices |
Nairaland General › Re: Booze, Drugs, Sex: Bizarre Sights From Lagos ‘under Bridges’ by amparas(m): 4:29am On Feb 21, 2016 |
See men with good writing skills. Good job |
Family › Re: His Mother Said His Fiancee Is Not Beautiful And Classy by amparas(m): 5:42am On Feb 09, 2016 |
Cool script for telemundo. |
Phones › Re: See The Hilarious Text I Received From Etisalat by amparas(m): 5:11am On Feb 09, 2016 |
See 419 |
Politics › Re: Obahiagbon Comments On Obasanjo Greeting Ooni Of Ife by amparas(m): 10:04pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
This guy miss yi calling.....(Comedian) |
Romance › Re: I Can't Ask A Girl Out Because Of My Brown Teeth by amparas(m): 9:36pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
My friend go meet dentist do scaling and polishing |
Sports › Re: Odion Ighalo Turns Down N90Million Per Week Pay by amparas(m): 9:35pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
Village pple at work  |
Sports › Re: Arsenal To Sign Kelechi Nwakali And Chukwueze Samuel by amparas(m): 3:48pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Then dem go warm bench soteeee  |
Family › Re: Nigerian Marriage, Fake Or Real? by amparas(m): 11:07am On Jan 25, 2016 |
Bus ticket lol |
Science/Technology › Re: Muzzamil Umar, 21-Year-Old Carmaker From Kebbi - Photos by amparas(m): 10:47am On Jan 25, 2016 |
I jus d observe na the gen tank. Na there them the fuel d car?
But seriously this guy go b na star for yi hood ooo |
Agriculture › Re: Fish Farming Or Poultry Farming. by amparas(m): 9:55am On Jan 25, 2016 |
Poultry above the fish pond so fishes can feed on little dumps from poultry
But finally fish farming na hard work ooo |
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Romance › Re: To The Nigerian Men Craving Virgin Wives by amparas(m): 9:48pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
jmoore: Tear rubber. She must be a virgin, no negotiation.
A man with a brand new dick deserves a woman with a tear-rubber honeypot for marriage. Hehehehe for dis era wey sex dey like handshake? |
Celebrities › Re: DJ Bellcheque At Flavour Manager's Wedding, Sets It On Fire (pics) by amparas(m): 9:32pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
Omo see ninja dj  |
Business › Re: Netflix Enters Nigeria, See The Winners And Losers by amparas(m): 9:29pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
Its no big deal. All their top series are always available on torrent an I prefer having the movies on pc rather than streaming |
Politics › Re: What I Saw In Owerri Today And Okorocha Calls It Developmental Achievement.photo by amparas(m): 6:20pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
Blackman and black sense lol |