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CelebritiesRe: Why Olamide Might Remain A Local Artiste For Long !! by amparas(m): 8:50pm On Jun 23, 2016
Rather be a lion in the jungle than be a dog in the city cheesy Sitting on the throne
EducationRe: Show How Much U Remember About Ur Secondary School: Write Ur School Anthem by amparas(m): 11:45am On Jun 17, 2016
Sabeco sabeco,
City in the Bello valley
Every eyes catches ur glory
Enrich by nature's benevolence
Your quarry supply all our stones for structures
Your Brook refreshes us in the heart of dry season
You caress u in the Bossom of Kom land.

3rd October 1963
Saw ur birth at Njinikom
Craving for expansion
You move today into Bello valley
Not wanting to leave the women folks behind
You soon open your doors of knowledge
To all sons and daughters of Cameroon
You mould the Cameroonian of 2morrow

Proudly Saint Bedes College Ashing Kom student 2000-2005
& Government Bilingual High School Bamenda 2006-2008
BusinessRe: See The Number Of Locks Used To Lock A Shop. Hillarious!!! by amparas(m): 10:16pm On Jun 05, 2016
How long will it take the owner to open the shop?
CrimeRe: Nigerian And Thai Woman Arrested In Thailand Over Methamphetamine (pics) by amparas(m): 8:36pm On Jun 04, 2016
Heisenberg and Jesse pinkman.
FoodRe: N1000 Tomatoes That I Saw Today In Lagos by amparas(m): 7:05pm On May 25, 2016
Tomatoes be like I b d most expensive fruit now cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Biya's Car Breaks Down At National Day Celebration - Photo by amparas(m): 7:48pm On May 21, 2016
Bandeco:
Na kumba you grow?
Nah. Me na original Randez Vous boy for Bamenda
Foreign AffairsRe: Biya's Car Breaks Down At National Day Celebration - Photo by amparas(m): 7:43pm On May 21, 2016
I remember my childhood days in Cameroon man d bank money just to buy Long long sugar canes on national day (20th may). Those were the good old days lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Sevilla :Europa Cup Final (1 - 3) On 18th May 2016 by amparas(m): 9:23pm On May 18, 2016
hehehehe i tok am liverfools cheesy
PoliticsRe: NIPOST To Issue Passport And Driver’s Licence by amparas(m): 9:42pm On May 17, 2016
So nipost don turn embassy b dat
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Python Soldiers Killed At Their Battalion Today by amparas(m): 8:32pm On May 14, 2016
Hehe this mods dem like snake topics.
The snake huge sha
Christianity EtcRe: Should I Pay My Tithe Or Pay My Brother's School Fees? by amparas(m): 7:19pm On May 10, 2016
Hehehe, Seriously grin grin
LiteraturePoem: The Death Of Simple Server by amparas(op): 8:54pm On May 06, 2016
The poor masses spluttered around,
Like vines without a support.
They surveyed the fallen iroko,
As a poor lonely child would survey a dead parent.
This iroko it was,
Who was bold enough to nib the festering sore of the mighty.
As a hen will feed her chicks,
He offered them hope and respite.
Because of him they were able,
To drink from the pool of relief.
But while they reviled in bliss,
The mighty plotted as always,
And cut the iroko in his prime.
Oh! How Nigerians will always remember the days of SAS


By Chimeremeze David
for www.romkingz.net cheesy
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PoliticsRe: Another Attack Looms In Benue As Fulani Herdsmen Declare 80 Cows Missing, Finger by amparas(m): 9:39pm On May 04, 2016
Why do people kill people to prove that killing people is wrong huh
Jokes EtcIf Only Life Was This Easy by amparas(op): 12:25pm On Apr 11, 2016
I'm sure this guy was born on greedy day grin grin grin.
Chai Naija I hail ooo

PhonesRe: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by amparas(m): 9:14am On Mar 28, 2016
LastMumu:
My guy that Hausa always dialling the wrong number is true o, 90% of wrong calls I have received all my life is from the Hausas and it is always from their men (maybe their women are not allowed to make calls. undecided)

One still called me yesterday just when I was expecting to receive a call from a babe that was visiting for the first time and didn't know her way , the dude just kept yapping some incoherent noise in my ears "Kai Alhaji Musa, Kadaka zo gobe, Kadaka zo gobe! ".... ....... I was like dude, I don't _fucking understand your language and can you kindly _fuck off, I'm expecting an important call. " I dropped the call only for the doofus to call 30 seconds later, well, ofcourse I didn't pick.

The most annoying part is that the guy used a different number to call me only to start muttering the same nonsense again "Alhaji Musa, Kadaka zo gobe
Kadaka zo gobe" Haba, dem swear for you ni? angry

Before 8pm yesterday, my phone was already showing 7 missed calls from the guy. sad


U sure say no b incantations cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: Airtel Shades Mtn In New TV Ad by amparas(m): 5:50am On Mar 15, 2016
Well I still love ma mtn tongue
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Dollar Hike : Current Android Phones And Tablet Prices. by amparas(m): 4:37am On Feb 21, 2016
OP u add like extra 5k to the original prices
Nairaland GeneralRe: Booze, Drugs, Sex: Bizarre Sights From Lagos ‘under Bridges’ by amparas(m): 4:29am On Feb 21, 2016
See men with good writing skills. Good job
FamilyRe: His Mother Said His Fiancee Is Not Beautiful And Classy by amparas(m): 5:42am On Feb 09, 2016
Cool script for telemundo.
PhonesRe: See The Hilarious Text I Received From Etisalat by amparas(m): 5:11am On Feb 09, 2016
See 419
PoliticsRe: Obahiagbon Comments On Obasanjo Greeting Ooni Of Ife by amparas(m): 10:04pm On Feb 06, 2016
This guy miss yi calling.....(Comedian)
RomanceRe: I Can't Ask A Girl Out Because Of My Brown Teeth by amparas(m): 9:36pm On Feb 06, 2016
My friend go meet dentist do scaling and polishing
SportsRe: Odion Ighalo Turns Down N90Million Per Week Pay by amparas(m): 9:35pm On Feb 06, 2016
Village pple at work cheesy cheesy
SportsRe: Arsenal To Sign Kelechi Nwakali And Chukwueze Samuel by amparas(m): 3:48pm On Jan 29, 2016
Then dem go warm bench soteeee grin grin
FamilyRe: Nigerian Marriage, Fake Or Real? by amparas(m): 11:07am On Jan 25, 2016
Bus ticket lol
Science/TechnologyRe: Muzzamil Umar, 21-Year-Old Carmaker From Kebbi - Photos by amparas(m): 10:47am On Jan 25, 2016
I jus d observe na the gen tank.
Na there them the fuel d car?

But seriously this guy go b na star for yi hood ooo
AgricultureRe: Fish Farming Or Poultry Farming. by amparas(m): 9:55am On Jan 25, 2016
Poultry above the fish pond so fishes can feed on little dumps from poultry
But finally fish farming na hard work ooo
RomanceRe: To The Nigerian Men Craving Virgin Wives by amparas(m): 9:48pm On Jan 07, 2016
jmoore:
Tear rubber. She must be a virgin, no negotiation.

A man with a brand new dick deserves a woman with a tear-rubber honeypot for marriage.
Hehehehe for dis era wey sex dey like handshake?
CelebritiesRe: DJ Bellcheque At Flavour Manager's Wedding, Sets It On Fire (pics) by amparas(m): 9:32pm On Jan 07, 2016
Omo see ninja dj cheesy
BusinessRe: Netflix Enters Nigeria, See The Winners And Losers by amparas(m): 9:29pm On Jan 07, 2016
Its no big deal. All their top series are always available on torrent an I prefer having the movies on pc rather than streaming
PoliticsRe: What I Saw In Owerri Today And Okorocha Calls It Developmental Achievement.photo by amparas(m): 6:20pm On Jan 07, 2016
Blackman and black sense lol

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