₦airaland Forum

Coolexty:
Gurus in the house, please I need to compare these cars in terms of fuel consumption, availability of parts and maintenance cost.

2006 BMW X3
2008 BMW X5
2008 Toyota Avalon

2008 BMW X3…..

Thank me later

ImadeUReadThis:
NACAN members I need your valued inputs here .

Your tribe

I pray you succeed

This is unacceptable….

Say no to do or die politics

Faber:
Go and sit down

Cry me a river

Faber:
Like the river in between your mama legs...you know your mama pussy wide like river, because of several knacking from hook-ups to sustain you. Your mama is the founder of hook-up in Nigeria ✌️

You this low budget yahoo boy….

At least I know my mother unlike you that was abandoned by the road side and was raised by street urchins.

Waste of a sperm…. Only if your parents knew before slamming their genitals irresponsibly.

Numb skull…

I can see the dog chain on your neck. Bingo in fact bingo na fresh dog…. You be Ekuke

See I’m upper Iweka Louis Vuitton

colorsofrainbow:
Valentine Ozigbo, the 2026 incoming governor of Anambra state captured laughing hard in Soludo's local government today.


What could be funny?

Even with the obidents wave on February 25 he still lost his Local Government and constituency….

He is not a popular candidate

Faber:
Go and sit down, Soludo is an Isuofia Lizard, while Obi is a confirmed Aguiyi Agulu...that's Agulu Crocodile.

Soludo will learn the difference between a lizard🦎 and a Crocodile.

The APGA Soludo is making noise with was an update from Obi, APGA don cast, the latest update in town is LP.

The same APGA he swore never to leave….

He has changed political parties 3 times in less than 10 years. Political prostitution


E go shock obidents las las…..

Anambra politics is different.

He is doing very well in terms of road infrastructure and to an extent security seems to have improved.

Soludo….

Man wey sabi

Urchins at work

NB: only urchins are allowed to quote me

A clear conscience fears no accusations

Law And Order Return In Anambra

Since the assumption of office by the sixth legitimately elected Governor of Anambra State, Professor Chukwuma Soludo, on the 17th of March, 2022, some form of orderliness has returned in the state. It is no longer business as usual for almost all the sectors of the economy following the riot acts read for touts, revenue merchants, public officers and several others.

A government powered by the mantra, "Solution is Here" has been living its bidding.
Before the advent of the Solution, so many persons were living large off government's revenue which they call 'windows' from which they made themselves 'irremovable' thereby frustrating every genuine effort of previous governments at sanitizing the system. Some of these revenue merchants became billionaires off the unremitted government internally generated revenues.

Suddenly, the Soludo emerged with comprehensive strategy for the total overhaul of the system and injected probity, transparency and accountability into the governance business.

Firstly, Mr. Governor directed that all Anambra roads must be free of traffic gridlock which according to him depletes potential man-hours in the state and lowers the productivity level of Ndi Anambra, friends and residents. The streets, junctions and parks in Awka, Onitsha, Nnewi and other urban cum semi-urban areas have witnessed tremendous improvement in the management of traffic.

People who drive against traffic, abandon their rickety or faulty vehicles on the roads without appropriate signs were asked to pay fines and evacuate them . Some vehicles whose owners were unknown were towed off the road by members of the Anambra Road Traffic Management Agency in collaboration with Operation Clean and Healthy Anambra, the Anambra State Joint Enforcement Team and others. Before the coming of Governor Soludo, who could have believed that areas like Tollgate, Building Materials, Tarzan, Upper Iweka, others all in Onitsha; Aroma under flyover, Amawbia express, Unizik tempsite junction and Eke Awka Roundabout all in Awka and such places in Nnewi like Izuchukwu, Triangle, Bank Road and others could be free of abandoned trucks, cars and others that were used to partition the pliable meters of Anambra roads and converted into make-shift herbal medicine shops, shades for petty traders and shelter for criminals who rob their victims at odd hours?

At the Anambra private and public motor parks, the Solution Governor, Professor Soludo overhauled revenue collection, remittances through point of sale system (pos) upon obtainment of Anambra Social Identity Number (ASIN) by drivers of urban buses, shuttles, tricycle riders and commercial motorcyclists. People no longer pay tolls or permits into private individuals' personal accounts but directly into the Anambra State consolidated revenue accounts as supervised by officials of the Anambra Internal Revenue Service. The monthly net internally generated revenue of the state has since doubled with projection of tripling or quadrupling same in the the nearest future.

It suffices to say that elimination of revenue touts and unapproved revenue agents has impacted the Anambra IGR positively as evidenced in the quality of infrastructure the governor is strategically undertaking around the state. The government also trained and deployment ad-hoc park monitors that serve as the eyes, ears and representatives of government in the over forty government parks in the state. The presence of these ad-hoc park monitors has since reintroduced orderliness in public parks.

The present consolidated revenue model of the state allows the drivers of buses and riders of tricycles and other commercial transporters the options of monthly or weekly payment of permits to operate in the state. For instance, before Governor Soludo, keke (tricycle) riders paid between N900 - N1500 daily amounting to about N40000 monthly. But the governor slashed the permit/tolls and asked them to pay only N15000 monthly or N600 daily to operate. This is the first of its kind in revenue collection and remittance throughout the country. Same applies to urban bus drivers. The Governor went a step further to approve free health care insurance for compliant drivers. Another first in Nigeria!

Anambra State Government equally inaugurated mobile courts to try revenue defaulters, touts, illegal revenue agents and others. The management of Anambra Road Traffic Management Agency recently announced the disrobment of five rogue officers who were found to be extorting motorists in the state. Some of these measures help check the excesses of public servants who bully innocent citizens in the state.

Truly, the vision of a liveable and prosperous homeland through compliance with the rule of law and order is gradually becoming a reality. It is possible because #SolutionIsHere and #IAmAWitness

Chidiebele Obika (I-Witness) writes from Nteje.

amechy:
Breaking….

The Encounter Between Peter Obi And Billionaire Arthur Eze Revealed[b][/b]

Peter Obi visited Arthur Eze in his palatial house in Ukpo, Anambra state to inform him officially of his ambition to run for President.

Arthur Eze welcomed the development but brought out a piece of paper and a pen and told Peter Obi that he will bankroll his election on the condition that he will be his sole godfather. The billionaire Oil Mogul listed other demands including more oil Wells for himself if Obi wins.

Then Hear Peter Obi's Response

Sir, I have made a lot of promises to Nigerians especially the Youths, ASUU and I have promised to invest heavily in Education, Agriculture, Health care services, power generation and above all, to stop the insecurity that is currently ravaging the entire country. Sir, I will rather die than not to keep these promises to Nigerian youths across the country.

Obi Continued...

"Sir, if you become my godfather, I will certainly disappoint Nigerians. And I told you earlier sir, that I will rather die than to disappoint Nigerian people. I am not a poor man, I have spent billions since I declared in PDP, I toured the 36 states with my team. I also toured the major European nations and America with my team talking to Nigerians in Diaspora. So sir, if it's possible for you, support me and give me your blessings, but I don't want to have any godfather apart from Nigerian people"

Arthur Eze got terribly disappointed and infuriated. Then Peter Obi hurriedly left Athur Eze's house in Ukpo without even a glass of water.

This is just the true account of what transpired between Arthur Eze and Peter Obi.

Beer parlor talk…

Digriz:
That's the effect of having a criminal as a governor. The eediot is trying every possible best to get as much money to pay back his criminal god father (Arthur Eze) 30% of Anambra state IGR which he signed and took an oath for.
Anambra state will be worst than even when former governor Mbadinuju was in power. You people should expect worser situation than these in coming months and years to come.
I pity Anambrarians because the state will rank the worst in Nigeria in coming months.

Beer parlour talk….

You bin dey there when I’m take the oath

Walahi I couldn’t make anything out of the speech….

Maybe the next person has something to say

No be small ori shiri shi….

2022 upgrade….

Naija I hail una

Everybody for Naija get corruption traits for their DNA….

Both Young and Old, Man or Woman, Christian or Muslim

Omo this one loud

Make I no talk before them go come carry me join

Naturenex:
“If Gov. Soludo's epistle were an English composition in the WASSCE, he would have received an F9 for writing off points and wasting the teacher’s time.”

“Soludo brought out a sledgehammer to fight tiny ants that cannot bite. Even when he invoked Zik, Awolowo, and MI Okpala to give himself cover, he yanked the cover away in another paragraph of an unrestrained inferno”

“The whole essay was suffering from a kind of bipolar paralysis.”

Where Is Governor Charles Soludo’s Wife? By Rudolf Okonkwo
https:///pc0zI8-e9k

What business do you have with the wife?

temitope27:
JAGABAN IS COMING

Why the down teeth come white pass the up teeth?

No be juju be that….

Brethren….

Make we tell am?

Darren95:
Please and please I will be updating you guys tomorrow morning. Honestly so many of you have been saying I’m ungrateful and all of that. I get it but I hope when I give some updates on this by tomorrow morning your reactions will change. I need to explain things better.

Photo: it’s midnight and I just got up and moved to the sitting room with my walker. And boom she is awake and move to the sitting room with me because I didn’t eat dinner and she is waiting for me to be ready so she serves me.

Omo which guy man wey this kind caring no go fear!! I never ready for committed relationship or marriage oh!

So i initiated a conversation about this issue and I will update you on her response tomorrow!!!

Who gives a flying f@ck about your update….

Go f@ck yourself….

Does NL look like telemondo or Zee world to you..

Get the ef of my space….

Abeg na play I dey play O!

X5

Hola

2007

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