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Education / Re: A Secondary School Student Draws Mermaid With Ordinary Sand. by amunkita(m): 1:16am On Jan 15, 2018
This one get Marine sugar mummy...

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Romance / Re: HELP : My Ex Is Now My Boss by amunkita(m): 10:43am On Jan 14, 2018
How does Farking her before stop you from doing your job
If u re not comfortable of her new position, Resign Sir...

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Crime / Re: Three Policemen Sacked For Recklessly Shooting At Youths In Lagos. Photo by amunkita(m): 6:30pm On Jan 13, 2018
Good development..

If the armed yielding institution re held accountable for their misdeed, things would certainly work fine(Human Right) nd the trust battered would definitely return.

Believe me, the level of Intel that would be available to combat crime would shot up to the extent that crime rate would drop drastically...

Peace.....
Religion / Re: We Were Embarrassed In Jerusalem, Says Clergy by amunkita(m): 6:20pm On Jan 13, 2018
Yet we re angry that Nigeria is not a Sh1t hole....
Politics / Re: A Facebook User Agree He Is From A Shithole Country Blames FG by amunkita(m): 1:35pm On Jan 13, 2018
oduastates:




That is why we say some have votes but it will be better for them not to use it unless they have a strong grasp of issues.
Because most of you fail to understand the context.
Trump is not attacking Africa or African leaders .
Trump and his supporters ( a portion of whom think you are better as slaves than being free) are attacking you for being born black.

Can I ask you a question, if as black, u have developed ursef/country/continent beyond what the white sees us today, would anyone pick on you for being a black

U need to grasp issues more nd tackle issues from its root...

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Politics / Re: A Facebook User Agree He Is From A Shithole Country Blames FG by amunkita(m): 1:14pm On Jan 13, 2018
OP God Bless you...

I was listening to 1300hrs news, when they repeated this same "shit hole" news nd I was about writing same on Facebook, asking why people re angry....


If african govt/ African Union wakes up to their mandate, fix africa, why would a white pig pick on us

Calling Nigeria a shit hole in this recent regime is an understatement...

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Family / Re: Cheating Zimbabwean Woman Exposed By Condom & After Sex Smell by amunkita(m): 8:25am On Jan 13, 2018
So in essence we should turn to sniffing dogs abii

Abeg let my yoruba brothers take this lesson home cheesy cheesy..

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Crime / Re: I Was Robbed At Gun Point But This Happened. What Should I Do? by amunkita(m): 3:43pm On Jan 12, 2018
I am sure if u had told the Nigeria Police with the time u used in visiting Nairaland to upload this, those criminals would be behind the bars by now...

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Education / Re: Trailer Carries 100 UNILORIN Students Due To Fuel Scarcity (Video) by amunkita(m): 3:02pm On Jan 11, 2018
NaoSlay:


Nice script played out by UNIILORIN students.

China youths are busy developing technologies that would improve the world, our youths are busy playing scripts just to get cheap attention.



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Politics / Re: Soldier Kneels Down As His Mother Prays For Him After His Posting To The North. by amunkita(m): 9:38am On Jan 10, 2018
rozayx5:



and they fill the federal civil service with them

That is Nigeria for us..
Politics / Re: Gates Of Gated Streets Within Lagos Removed (Photos) by amunkita(m): 9:02am On Jan 10, 2018
MasterKim:

Why should you put gates on a public road like it's your personal property?
I understand it's because of security but it just don't make sense locking a street up

Do u really ve idea wat led to those gates u see today
Those gates were not sited there based on a person decision but a collective decision of every member of the street.

Do u know that those gates where responsible for sending forth robbers to the outside world instead of robbing homes for hours, raping nd murdering those who had less.
Then, not a single room was spared when they start but with these gates, they looked else where..

Yes it's a public road but when the govt fails to give u security to live, you don't fold hands nd wait...
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Is Older Than Nigeria. Exposed Secret Why NA Is Dominated By Hausa by amunkita(m): 8:32am On Jan 10, 2018
My gawd!!!

Dude where did u get this LIE!!!
Abi d army ve re-written history

The Nigeria Police came before any military nd trained all that came after it..

The NPF started in 1861 in Lagos with 30 Men called the Consular guards, headed by William Mc Coskry.

It's was in 1863, we Had Hausa Guard Nd in 1879 it was called Hausa constabulary..

Yes, they performed military duties as well but they were still Police.

So pls don't misinform nigerians...
Romance / Re: My Neighbour Whose Husband Is Abroad Wants To Sleep With Me by amunkita(m): 11:13pm On Jan 09, 2018
samtoles:
I have a beautiful, curvy, tall and fair woman in my compound. Her husband has been in America for 2 years without visiting once. She is clearly sex deprived. I am the only barchelor in the compound. She a 10 year old kid.

This woman has given me too many green lights. It is just too clear that she wants to sleep with me, but I can see she is kind of careful cos of fear of rejection. She discusses everything in the world with me including how she misses sex and doesnt mind cheating on her husband. She didnt tell me or show me directly that she wants to sleep with me but from her expression and our discussion, everuthing points towards that direction.

I have reprimanded guys who have slept with married women and would tell others not to indulge in such, but sincerely I am in a dilemma here. This woman is too beautiful to ignore and coupled with the fact that the husband hasnt been around. I am tempted to show her some real good signs too and just sleep with her. Plus some other benefits will follow: She is the richest in the compound, a big business woman, drives the best car et al.

I know most of you will ask why I have come here since I already want to do it. Well, I just need some people to give me reason why I shouldnt maybe that would keep my mind off it.

U will die soon once u try it..

This wan no be curse oo but Fact...

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Religion / Re: Freeze Reacts To Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor's Private Jet Grounded At The Airport by amunkita(m): 10:38pm On Jan 09, 2018
SIMPLYkush:
Freeze is the most stupid guy i have seen recently... i may be known for my stupid comments here on nairaland but the truth here is that this guy is just the true definition of Anti Christ... anybody who believes tithe is what bought those jets, then he/she has the same madness of that OP who said davido's concert generated 500 billion dollars...

I am very sure u don't know what is 500 billion dollar, well it's not a T-shirt..

How much does the wealthiest man in the world have

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Politics / Re: Navy Seeks Legislation To Prosecute Arrested Criminals by amunkita(m): 9:59pm On Jan 09, 2018
Everyone working so hard to take the job of the police..
If Navy starts prosecuting, Civil Defence too would apply for same nd finally Man "O" War...

Maybe then police would buy Submarine nd F-19...
Politics / Re: Soldier Kneels Down As His Mother Prays For Him After His Posting To The North. by amunkita(m): 9:51pm On Jan 09, 2018
"Parrant paying is so pawerfull", Aboki people will not kill us with englishiiii...

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Career / Re: Policeman, Oluwa Oscar Lam: "I Took This Job Knowing I May Never Get Rich" by amunkita(m): 8:00am On Jan 07, 2018
iamrealdeji:
officer,many are mad but few are roaming the street. do you have to mind fools? most Nigerians love the police officers with integrity. check my comment about this police officer and his wife for you to know how much people value you guys

Thanx
Career / Re: Policeman, Oluwa Oscar Lam: "I Took This Job Knowing I May Never Get Rich" by amunkita(m): 10:41pm On Jan 06, 2018
writerights:


The hatred for the force is just too much. How do you cope knowing your neighbors and those you see every single day wish you and your family death?

My respect, MobileMen.

Well, I will alwayz serve Nigeria nd it's citizen diligently irrespective of their hate.

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Career / Re: Policeman, Oluwa Oscar Lam: "I Took This Job Knowing I May Never Get Rich" by amunkita(m): 9:18pm On Jan 06, 2018
timmydent:
they have this you have that
blah blah blah
timmydent:
they have this you have that
blah blah blah
timmydent:
they have this you have that
blah blah blah
timmydent:
they have this you have that
blah blah blah

U posted The above just to show us how empty u re..

As long as u have a head on, ask ursef without us how would u fare..

We stake our lives for dead skull like you..
We leave our families to protect ur axx but u pay us back with hatred, dude u can never prosper with ur attitude....

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Career / Re: Policeman, Oluwa Oscar Lam: "I Took This Job Knowing I May Never Get Rich" by amunkita(m): 9:13pm On Jan 06, 2018
To all gallant officers out there, we would keep staking our lives even if they don't like us but one day u would come to realize without us, ur dayz would be hell...

Letz take the gallantry to the Next level...

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Religion / Re: Photo Of A Man Tied In A Bottle At The Beach Found By A Lady by amunkita(m): 9:01pm On Jan 06, 2018
stanboy28:
if it were u and u didn't loose dat tin den u are coward ...in the name of fear..i have seen worse even..there was a day I saw a fine small box of about 8x5 inches brought home by my younger broda of 7..he saw it in a dumpster near his school ..i opened the box only to see a wooden doll pierced with multiple pins with a pic attached and tied together with red pieces..with native chalk and some other fetish tins..immediately i saw it..the box fell out of my hands..but I grabbed it..loose the red pieces and remove the niddles and pin pierced to the wooden doll..tear the pics and dismantle ..everytin..den burned dem..i believe God used me to answer that person's prayer to be released from bondage..if it were u don't ever cower wen u see bondage voodoos and charm..step up and free that person..it might be an answer to some1s prayer

Dude!!!, not everybody grew in a village and their parents strong traditionally..

Yes, call me coward but wat I don't get involved does not see me to harm..

My people would say, "Water does not see ur feet, can't drown you"....


Cheers!!!!!!!!!!
Religion / Re: Photo Of A Man Tied In A Bottle At The Beach Found By A Lady by amunkita(m): 3:26pm On Jan 06, 2018
mikky4764:

I no go try am, but Wat I mean is that, this news will go round and pple will now begin to identify the man and the necessary thing will have to be done, prayers and all Wat nots

Sure..
Sports / Re: Tevez's Shanghai Shenhua Contract Terminated by amunkita(m): 12:29pm On Jan 06, 2018
Sage7:
This had to happen. The highest paid in the world and he is barely scoring goals. This guy ears almost 200million Naira in a week.

Why did I not disobey my parents when they told me not to play football, why??!!

Better u did not, maybe ur career for end for Maracana stadium for Ajegunle..

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Religion / Re: Photo Of A Man Tied In A Bottle At The Beach Found By A Lady by amunkita(m): 12:23pm On Jan 06, 2018
mikky4764:
The time for this man's freedom has come...a time to be bound and a time to be loosed

If nah u, fear go gree u untangle that juju

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Religion / Re: Photo Of A Man Tied In A Bottle At The Beach Found By A Lady by amunkita(m): 12:22pm On Jan 06, 2018
Only white garment churchs re Professional at this...

Nwanne if u see a white garment church girl nd a lion, better run to d direction of the lion, ask Daniel in d bible ooo...

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Steals Wizkid Looks As He Rocks In Black Barrett, Who Rocked It Better? by amunkita(m): 12:03pm On Jan 06, 2018
JayIlych:
Wizkid has always been an Axe man!!

Nd u ve alwayz been a Shovel man
Travel / Re: What Should I Do If I Am In A Plane That Is About To Crash In Minutes? by amunkita(m): 11:04am On Jan 06, 2018
Hmm..

The only thing U Need to do is ask God For forgiveness, so that d gate of heaven won't Be shut out on you provided He has destined ur death that Way but if u live by his divine protection, go nd sin no more...

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Science/Technology / Re: Man Kills African Civet In Umuahia, Abia. Poses With It (Photo) by amunkita(m): 10:18pm On Jan 05, 2018
Hyena ko Hynne nii

That is a Civet cat
Politics / Re: Breaking!! Darkness Engulf Some Parts Of Nigeria by amunkita(m): 11:44pm On Jan 02, 2018
Thought it was transformer issue ooo..
Wow!! This one bad oo..

That means even if I run out from Enugu morrow, I will still meet same in Anambra...
Uwa Mmebi Grid....

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Autos / Re: Clean Toyota Camry (baby Boy) N450,000 by amunkita(m): 11:32pm On Jan 02, 2018
Baby boy ko old papa nii....
Autos / Re: Amazing Images Of Abandoned Car Dealership And Cars Around The World by amunkita(m): 5:56am On Jan 02, 2018
Plot For resale..

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Romance / Re: Yahoo Plus, Handkerchief, Ritual Sex: Many Nigerian Female Students Walking Dead by amunkita(m): 12:28am On Jan 02, 2018
Alariiwo:


There are several methods depending on the media (herbalist) used. Some old, some new but all still works the same.

To answer your queation, it's been several years back now. All I feel for ladies since is pity.
They want the good life and all without minding the source and possible effects later in life.

It's a pity, the ladies re easily enticed nd used..

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