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D-Explorer:
He who finds a wife is not necessarily the one to propose. Baby, don't keep me waiting

IDD!r u related 2 190? dat should b on ur seasonal thread of "wOo ur man".till then,impress me

R u indirectly asking me 2 propose 2 u? ,liberty 2 b polygamous then

[quote author=D-Explorer][/quote]Honey,am ready oh.don't keep me waiting

We r always ready 2 pull out wen u need our attention buh u won't do d same

k2039: [color=soyouquotedme]I needed a legal se.x machine.

Besides when was the last time any country elected a bachelor as president. [/color]

9.Political aspirations den?

R u typing frm ur villa?

Are You prompted to marry cos:

1.You've made enough money to run a home
2.You've met that wonderful someone
3.your parents are on your neck
4.Your bestie/bro just tied the knot,you are the next in line
5.You just got that job of your dreams
6.You just hit your target age
7.She is preggy(lips sealed)
8.Your lady is a hot market,you might loose her 2 another guy
9.Political aspirations
10.You are travelling out of d country
11.Other(pls state)

La Professeur: moi je ne jamais changer mon underwear! walahi

10ks 4 stopping by but ur post didn't communicate

lucenzo: Avez-vous besoin d'un devin pour vous dire que
le gars n'est pas en vous? Certaines filles peuvent
être si stupide. En particulier les filles nairaland.

Dis madness has got 2 stop.if every1 should type in his language,wldnt dis b a crazy forum?mind u,Nigeria has over 32 languages.(we v dealt wt d tower of babel,don't take us back)we r talkn abt communication here,recognize nd b civil.10q

Don't mind d OP,wen u come of age 2 v a GF,u r also of age 2 shoulder her responsibilities.BTW as a correct man,xpenditure should b ur hubby.u no wan do xmas 4 her abi?

Jambsupport: lol sis wot do u mean?

R u taken?

Viewing this thread:agb2011(f), Jambsupport(f), Jan8(f)+me(f)

Most times I v 2 steal soccer updates from front page just 2 make him happy.anyways,he invites me 2 watch football with him,he watches while I smile and NL/ping.we r happy

Its ok 2 have hobbies/interests but I just wonder y men dedicate so much time 2 football/wrestling even@d xpense of their r/ship.sometimes I feign interest in d football 4 my guy's sake buh after 5mins,I find out I was just starring@d telly cos am just lost in d whole game(I don't understand wots going on dr).lol
Is it just me/ur addiction?
Guys,let me hear u

D-Explorer:
On your first kiss, decide whether it's just a lip thing or you're taking it deep. If it's just lips-to-lips and no tongue rumble, just give it to her so far you can see her lips. You don't need to ask. You can launch it by looking deep into her eyes with emotions, she could be bold to look back and gbam, go for it. If you gonna be doing tongue rumble, make sure you both are closer to eachother. You can stroke her hair backward while you look into her eyes to get her ready. After that you move your lips closer to hers while tilting your head to right and your eyes closed for a sensual feeling. Then you slowly open your lips apart to fit into hers and gently, the tongue rumble can kick-off.

While you do that, if there's no bed around, learn to halt the move. She must be 'high' at that point, same as you.

MASTER OF D GAME!

larrymoore: sure! Ok u ve my 100% uncomparable attention bt no money attached. I get back to u diva.

Sure y not,let's roll

dick hardener: . Liar, lie-die, lynus, lion,lyday,, lylon. If I gave u all the attention in the world wearing an okrika as a shoemaker Hawking my trade in idumota. Would you still prefer me to the well dressed man in a range rover vogue, though loves u as much as I the shoemaker does but constrained to give great attention to you in ur banana island townhome because of his demanding schedule of flying thrice a week. I'd appreciate u say u prefer s ex to money because I know rich ladies that bleep poor UNKEPT boys because because of se x and not love.

U asked,I told u;now u r angered by d truth.u c y ladies reply is always"I don't know/wotever"?
Truth indeed hurts

Sometimes I burn them,other times I turn them into rags for cleaning shoes and the likes until they fade into extinction.which is the most hygienic?let's hear urs.

n.oxide:
its not true. . . just tried it

THOMAS N.Oxide!

Kwalangida no b marry,na management.

Give me attention,ATTEntion and ATTENTIOn.I can make my own money

Judging by most topics,its obituary 4 single ladies.ooooops

vivian chinaza: Ok, SK, I totally disagree with you.

First of all, couples shortly fall out of love all the time, even in marriage.... Its normal, its natural. That doesn't mean its not true love or anything.

Then second of all, people cheat in relationships at some point.....I'm not talking about sexua...l cheating o. People lie at some point in relationships, people deny each other that needed attention at some point. And by relationship standard that's cheating. All you need to ask yourself is: When is cheating cheating?

B4 u start locking horns with him,pls ask him if he is in a r/ship/arguing 4 arguing sake.
D last time I checked,SK was anti r/ships

Drs dis devilish part of man dat won't just let him appreciate good things.its just dr,no matter how good and nice u r,they ll treat u lyk trash.c him as a dead man but don't change who u r.karma is a bitch dat sure visits every1.let d pain go so dat ur heart can b free.we r all humans after all(woe 2 him dat puts his trust in his fellow man)

I v nevr bn banned,nevr incurred sk's wrought

Naturally,Celebs r not discussed dis way

Oh no pls,don't give me 190. .he is U g now,then he ll b...

U r talking 2 d CEO(NL PLC),show some respect here

ayobase: He was minding his BI.....BI?

His business and I wana beat him 2 dat age