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Religion / Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by analice107: 7:44pm On Oct 17, 2017
adetayo234:


Hit your head against the nearest wall to reset your brain, then read your comment again; this time around, you will find your answer
You are just a kid with a rosary without any Bible knowledge.
Religion / Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by analice107: 11:38am On Oct 17, 2017
adetayo234:



Is this a question or what? If it's a question, then you have provided the answer by yourself.

Do you even read the Bible with understanding of you just read it like you would read a novel?
You didn't give me an answer.
Religion / Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by analice107: 1:12am On Oct 17, 2017
walls01:


funny how you guys turn bible upside down. toddler indeed by saying God sent himself, and misquoting a direct word that Jesus said the father sent me. originators of strange doctrines
Why are you jumping right over the scriptures he has been posting to you? And, why do you pretend as tho you don't see the questions he has been asking you?

Try answering those questions let's see how you'd get off.
Religion / Re: Jesus Christ Is Not God Almighty ! Proofs From Bible ! by analice107: 5:55pm On Oct 16, 2017
enilove:

I have disapproved it 5 hours ago but no response from you.
Are you intentionally avoiding your own thread for lack of answer ?
He is looking for relevance over copy and paste.
Religion / Re: Jesus Christ Is Not God Almighty ! Proofs From Bible ! by analice107: 3:47pm On Oct 16, 2017
umarshek6:
y would I run from u
Who killed Muhammad? Poisoned goat meat or allah?
Religion / Re: If As A Christian, You Have Never Experience The Holy Ghost, Then You Are Fake.. by analice107: 3:43pm On Oct 16, 2017
Tahra:
Don't you dare call my dad wretched.Don't you dare,you're not even fit.I repeat don't you dare call my father wretched because not even your saliva-drooling,sexist god will be able to save you.You call yourself a christian,yet you abuse others.This is hypocrisy.Is that how your god goes about poking his abnormally large nose into other people's affairs?
Oh, so it's okay for you to insult my father, but i'll be a bad Christian if i insult yours? Why not ask your father for what you need then?

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Religion / Re: Jesus Christ Is Not God Almighty ! Proofs From Bible ! by analice107: 2:28pm On Oct 16, 2017
umarshek6:
wat a weak answer
When I'm ready for you, you'd run like always. Gerarahia.
Religion / Re: Jesus Christ Is Not God Almighty ! Proofs From Bible ! by analice107: 1:55pm On Oct 16, 2017
iamgenius:

Refute me then liar, worshipper of Paul's religion.
lol, yet you can't keep away from that religion. Without that religion you'd be dead.
Religion / Re: If As A Christian, You Have Never Experience The Holy Ghost, Then You Are Fake.. by analice107: 1:53pm On Oct 16, 2017
Sebastine1606:

I just don't know the right words to put your there for the writer,he spoke like am atheist, even though he's not
It's Christian liberty that is responsible for their doom. What they can't say to their wretched fathers, they say to the Almighty God.

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Religion / Re: If As A Christian, You Have Never Experience The Holy Ghost, Then You Are Fake.. by analice107: 1:46pm On Oct 16, 2017
Tahra:
Have you spent 10years asking your dad to do something only for him to keep ignoring you like you don't matter?

Mark:11:24
Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe[/b]that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.


And this is the confidence that we have in him, that, [b]if we ask any thing according to his will
he hrear us:
1 John:5:14

If you have no confidence and trust in Him that he will do it, it won't happen.

Again, there are certain things reserved for sons and not for outsiders. With your mouth, you testified that you are not a son yet asking for entitlements that you do not qualify?
Religion / Re: Jesus Christ Is Not God Almighty ! Proofs From Bible ! by analice107: 10:08am On Oct 16, 2017
Mr Muslim, mind Islam you hear? Mind your lying allah.
Religion / Re: If As A Christian, You Have Never Experience The Holy Ghost, Then You Are Fake.. by analice107: 10:01am On Oct 16, 2017
Tahra:
I have never spoken in tongues and I've never fallen under anointing.As a matter of fact,none of my family members speak in tongues.I prayed and prayed and prayed,nothing.Perhaps,my voice wasn't loud enough or God was sleeping.He might even have ear problem,He's never answered my heartfelt prayers.Yes,I know I'm not a true christian.I don't even want to identify as a christian anymore.You can judge me all you want,you don't know my story.
Read your post again, you'd see why the Holy Spirit is aloof from you. If He can give you Jesus Christ even when you didn't ask him, what else won't He give to you, if you ask according to His Will?

Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.
Psalm:1:1

The bolded addresses your state of mind.

You have an earthly father, if you want a response from him, do you insult him?
Religion / Re: If As A Christian, You Have Never Experience The Holy Ghost, Then You Are Fake.. by analice107: 9:48am On Oct 16, 2017
Sebastine1606:


I completely agree with you, keeping the words of the Lord in truth makes you a good Christian and follower of Christ
Sometimes, the Holy Spirit talks to us via dreams, I have seen many dreams that looks like prophecy.... The Holy Spirit tells you what to do, guides you towards the right path. Those are also ways of encountering the Holy Spirit
I believe the Holy Spirit uses the medium of dreams most frequent to relate with his people.
Religion / Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by analice107: 8:54pm On Oct 15, 2017
walls01:


you really clearly don't understand the Bible. you and I are made in the image of God. I bet you do not understand the meaning of first born as in chapter 15. and 13 he said dear son. and 19 it reads it pleased the father that in him should all fullness dwell. in 19 it is clear God gave Jesus special privileges.
Lolzzz, And, you understand the Bible with all the ramblings here? Guy, he is schooling you like a toddler.
Religion / Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by analice107: 8:40pm On Oct 15, 2017
MuttleyLaff:
Thank ojaare my sister
I had on Page 4 already provided that scripture
but wallis01 is working hard hiding from the truth
and wanting not to acknowledge that "...The mighty God, The everlasting Father..." in it, are worthy of his attention
They have 'Watch Tower blinders' on. They have been told not to see those scriptures as they are.
Religion / Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by analice107: 8:38pm On Oct 15, 2017
walls01:


and by this you think it means God sent himself?
It'll make more sense if we analyze that scripture. Don't assume what it says. Look at it and say word for word what it says.
Religion / Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by analice107: 6:41pm On Oct 15, 2017
MuttleyLaff:
Behold, the virgin shall be with child,
and shall bring forth a son,
And they shall call his name Immanuel; which is, being interpreted, God with us

- Matthew 1:23

Walls01, who is the baby in Matthew 1:23 above, whose name is interpreted as "God with us"?
In what form was that and the God with us?

And, pls add this;
Isaiah:9:6
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace
Religion / Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by analice107: 6:41pm On Oct 15, 2017
MuttleyLaff:
Behold, the virgin shall be with child,
and shall bring forth a son,
And they shall call his name Immanuel; which is, being interpreted, God with us

- Matthew 1:23

Walls01, who is the baby in Matthew 1:23 above, whose name is interpreted as "God with us"?
In what form was that and the God with us?

And, pls add this;

For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace
Isaiah:9:6
Religion / Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by analice107: 6:21pm On Oct 15, 2017
MuttleyLaff:
Why am I not surprised you didn't read?

If you couldn't read properly enough to respond correctly to DeSepiero's simple and clearly written question, what then made you think the benefit of what I wrote was for you.

Please carry go with sorry self inferiority complex. Mtchew. Tufiakwa. Tu ito e danu.
You are dealing with a kid who has comprehension problem.
Religion / Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by analice107: 6:06pm On Oct 15, 2017
adetayo234:


And why would Jesus say "once you see me, you've seen the father?"

Let me try to explain something to you.

1. Jesus is God leaving his Glory in heaven to come to earth.

2. God is a Trinity; God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit. The three are one and same. Wherever you see one, you will see the others.

Hope it is clear now?
Where in the Bible is God the Father, God the son and God the Holy Spirit written? Jesus said, pray in The name of the Father, and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. Where did God the Father, God the son and God the Holy Spirit came from?

Thanks in advance for the insult.
Religion / Re: If As A Christian, You Have Never Experience The Holy Ghost, Then You Are Fake.. by analice107: 10:55am On Oct 15, 2017
Lordygram:

Analice107 you got it all wrong,, This life is not a joke, the life is a warfare, its a constant war between evil and good, light and darkness.
Sir, i didn't say a Christian's life is a joke, far from it. Christianity is warfare, that's why were are referred to as Soldiers. Anyone who becomes a Christian has automatically enlisted into the Army of Christ. Like soldiers, there's no retreat, no surrender. Satan the adversary is always present both inwardly and outwardly, fighting to gain control of our minds, for that is where he wins or looses.


Lordygram:

You cannot be save and still be carnal
Can be saved and be Carnal, only you won't grow spiritually. Infact, every Christian who got saved fought with Carnality before spiritual maturity came.

What is Carnality? To be carnal means to have fleshy attributes. LUSTS.
No one gets born again and overcomes Lust right there.

In Luke 8:1-15 The Lord outlined 4 classes of Christians.
1. The Way-side Christians or believers.

2. The Rocky believers.

3. The Thorny believers.

4. The Good Soil believers.

These all heard the Word, they believed and gladly RECEIVED it, but only one became productive. The others could not sustain their faith.

The Master likened them to a man who built his house on sand who will suffer loss when the tribulations comes.

1 Corinthians:3:11-15
For other foundation can no man lay than that is laid, which is Jesus Christ.

Now if any man build upon this foundation gold, silver, precious stones, wood, hay, stubble;

Every man's work shall be made manifest: for the day shall declare it, because it shall be revealed by fire; and the fire shall try every man's work of what sort it is.

If any man's work abide which he hath built thereupon, he shall receive a reward.

If any man's work shall be burned, he shall suffer loss: but he himself shall be saved; yet so as by fire

There are two kinds of builders up there. One build according to specification, but the other didn't, but, they both built on the same foundation.

Lordygram:

Remember it is written, a carna man cannot please GOD.. How can you be save, if you cannot please GOD, how can you go to heaven if you cannot please GOD? It means the person is fake,, what is original is original and what is fake is fake
I agree, a carnally minded person can not please God, but that doesn't mean their not his Children. They are just those who receive the talents too but do not multiply, they will suffer loss and if they remain unproductive, they shall be locked out.

Case in point, the 5Foolish virgins. They were virgins, but careless.
Lordygram:

Its true that they need a teacher to know how to motivate the power of the holyghost in them.. But if that holy ghost dont manifest in them, are you sure they will still make heaven? Remember if a christian is pure, the holyghost manifest in them.. Now if the holy ghost dnt come to you, because you are not pure.. Does that make you save? "Definetely No..[/b]
Yes, they will make heaven. It's like asking if a parent will reject a toddler if he keeps poohing and peeing on himself? He is saved, but learning to grow.

God is even better than earthly parents. If you can keep cleaning up your child who pees, poohs and vomits on himself until he grows up enough to know to go the appropriate place to do that, how much more God?

We are not called babes in Christ for nothing. A baby is a baby. If they die babes, they will still make heaven, because they had received the new nature which Christ gives at the point of redemption.

It happens instantly, just like a woman gets delivered of a child, that's how spiritual rebirth happens. When it happens, it has happened, except that Child dies.

That's also why natural Children are not held accountable for their acts, they are children.

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Religion / Re: The Self Proclaimed Genius Called Sciencewatch by analice107: 9:25am On Oct 15, 2017
JackBizzle:


Just like yahweh...he needs your prayers, your worshio, your offerings. If you dont mention yahweh daily, he feels irrelevant
Oh Lawwd.
Religion / Re: 8 Reasons Why The Shroud Of Turin Might Be The Burial Cloth Of Jesus Christ by analice107: 9:24am On Oct 15, 2017
OLAADEGBU:

Not exactly saved by it but may motivate them into seeking to be saved.
Oh, okay.
Religion / Re: If As A Christian, You Have Never Experience The Holy Ghost, Then You Are Fake.. by analice107: 9:10am On Oct 15, 2017
Shelloween:
Before I say what's on my mind, answer these questions. Have you experienced God or the Holy Spirit? If yes, share your experience with God or the holy spirit with us.



Analice107.... Your wisdom is needed here.
There'r no fake Christians, maybe Baby or Carnal Christians.

Baby Christians are those who are saved but do not know their rights in Christ, hence remain under the tutelage of others. They have the Holy Spirit, but do not know how to harness Him. They'll tell you they've never encountered the Holy Spirit, but they have, because without Him, conviction to accept Christ wouldn't ve been possible in the first place.

The Baby Christians just needs a good teacher to enlighten them on how to know who the Holy Spirit is and how to relate with Him, so that they can have their needs met.

He is a teacher, make use of His teaching ministry.

He is our helper, use His helping Ministry.

He is our Comforter, ask Him for Comfort when need be.

He is our Healer, Call Him when in need of it. etc.

That they are yet to experience these doesn't mean they are fake.

Carnal Christians are those who are saved tho, but they are not productive because the yearnings of their flesh won't be put under check.

They tell you the Bible says "All have 'sinned' and fallen short of the glory of God, none is holy". But, they willingly overlook the 'Sinned' in the past tense.
The three levels of Sin still operates in their lives.

These ones, the Master calls them 'Thorny Christians'. The cares of the world wouldn't allow them be productive.


BUT, they are still some in the midst of the saved ones, they are called TARES, Tares are not even Christians, so shouldn't be called 'Fake'. They know why they are in Church. They are plants, with another lord over their lives. They have their own agenda to promote, which is to weaken them from within, give the church a bad name, teach errors and cause the saved ones to sin, use satanic powers to perform fake miracles to draw the insensitive to error.

They are in Church to choke holiness out of the saved ones, with Unholy desires.

Every native doctor today is a prophet. Marine worshippers are all Prophetesses. Astrologers and sorcerers are Prophets who have their Churches.


They are not fake, they are not Christians.

Matt.7:22-24
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?


And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Matthew:7:23

Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock

Christians are those who hears the sayings of Jesus and does them.

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Religion / Re: The Self Proclaimed Genius Called Sciencewatch by analice107: 6:02pm On Oct 14, 2017
sorextee:
What will u now say to the bhuddists, Hindus, wiccans, etc. Or are u just directing this post to the peeps u mentioned below?

Those ones too, but these ones, i will recognise.
Religion / Re: The Self Proclaimed Genius Called Sciencewatch by analice107: 6:00pm On Oct 14, 2017
JackBizzle:

I cant believe you forgot honourable lackbizzle
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Always seeking for relevance.
Religion / Re: The Self Proclaimed Genius Called Sciencewatch by analice107: 5:59pm On Oct 14, 2017
Sarassin:


Hehehe, what goes on in here Sciencewatch? This is shaping up to be a cracking thread, great jocularity although I confess I am mortally wounded at not finding myself inducted into your hall of fame cheesy

By the way, whatever happened to the great Operating Thetan/Shamanistic Judaeo-Christian himself? Did you do him in? He seems to have vanished in a puff of smoke.

Anyways…..talking about halls of fame, I see that the ever adorable Analice107 has me in great company in her own inimitable fashion…eh cara mia not so? Try not to worry too much about me, ‘Ye old greybeard’ himself gave me a permission slip, I have it on highest authority. grin
My one and only Caro mia. I'll get back to you.
Religion / Re: 8 Reasons Why The Shroud Of Turin Might Be The Burial Cloth Of Jesus Christ by analice107: 5:54pm On Oct 14, 2017
OLAADEGBU:

You never know who might just get saved by it. smiley
Got saved by it? Does it have redemptive power?

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Religion / Re: Discussion With A Christian About The Christian Doctrine Of Redemption by analice107: 7:23am On Oct 14, 2017
Originakalokalo:

Hehehe. Yes ooooo


We shall be waiting. I like that. United we stand.
I will always be here.
Enough is enough.
People must know the truth.
The truth shall set them free.
Glory to God.
And his lamb Jesus.
To him be glory, honour and Dominion.
Now and forever more. Amen
Alleluia.
Religion / Re: Discussion With A Christian About The Christian Doctrine Of Redemption by analice107: 7:19am On Oct 14, 2017
umarshek6:
grin grin grin
Open your teeth but still remember that.
Religion / Re: Discussion With A Christian About The Christian Doctrine Of Redemption by analice107: 10:34pm On Oct 13, 2017
umarshek6:
.


Who is feeding u dat?

Thank God u said dead KORAN ndwe read Holy QURAN
 like I said u r FRUSTRATED and even a MADMAN is better dan u. 
 


And ISLAM does preach to worthless fools like u nd. U knw why ? becoz we don't stoop so low nd we need pple dat comprehend use their BRAINS not waste like U

 So go sleep for gutter  or go jump frm burj arab wey dey dubai bcoz Ur exitence is worthless


Peace
Oga, na you open this thread o. Lolzzzz, you didn't know we'll be here to put the truth to you abi?

Common small question, you no fit ansa. Why you dey foam for mouth nah?


Go back and read your Op it you believe you can preach islam without the Bible.

I have seen better and more knowledgeable Muslims come and go, you are not even close. They get beaten to a pulp and retreat to nurse their wounds in your desert cave called 'Islamic section'.

The next time you think of posting any trash here, remember we shall be waiting for you with your own scriptures, to expose Allah's lies.
Religion / Re: Discussion With A Christian About The Christian Doctrine Of Redemption by analice107: 10:24pm On Oct 13, 2017
shadeyinka:

The average Muslim actually truely believes the lies of Islam as the truth without question. Their Alfas and Malims do not help matters by telling them half truths. They paint Christianity so bad that they are biased from birth.

You hardly hear Christian pastors preach against Islam but in their own, Muslim clerics regularly preach sarcastically against Christians.

Now, they zealously come here ready to dump the truth on these 'gullible" Christians only to meet the truth head-on.

They go back reciting Laillah Allah LA to quench their beating hearts. Lack of humility and lack of desire for truth will not allow them to ask questions.
I have never even heard any pastor talk about islam on the pulpit. For what nah? Satan hates what is God's. They hate us, we still grow. They are jealous and filled with complex, we don't even notice them.

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