Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,185 members, 7,818,597 topics. Date: Sunday, 05 May 2024 at 07:31 PM

Andesite's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Andesite's Profile / Andesite's Posts

(1) (of 1 pages)

Health / Re: COVID-19 Will Go Away Without A Vaccine, Says Donald Trump by Andesite: 5:50pm On May 10, 2020
Good news...

We actually don't need a vaccine for COVID-19

1 Like

Crime / Re: Nurse Steals Money From Dying COVID-19 Patient In US by Andesite: 5:08pm On May 09, 2020
Crime is not a respecter of skin color.

4 Likes

Religion / Re: My Article Not Directed At Oyedepo - Poju Oyemade by Andesite: 3:25pm On May 09, 2020
urchcoded:
If you be pastor for Nigeria you gats fear oyedepo Lol. To digress a bit, winners chapel left an old site, and a pastor decided to use it as an advantage, so he put up a sign board there which says " why go far?" Which he aimed at diverting the winners members that live close to that location to his own church which he planned on starting soon. He quickly bought the land. Baba oyedepo heard of this and bought the whole area. The church closed down before it started grin
No try winners oh.

Don't quote me

Lai Mohammed
Phones / Re: Does Sim Card Determine Internet Speed? My Experience by Andesite: 3:22pm On May 09, 2020
Confused people giving confusing answers.

1 Like

Music/Radio / Re: "Big luv 4 U"- By Don Smasher (Video) by Andesite: 3:12pm On May 09, 2020
ignis:
Don Smasher, please what are you smashing ?

Please keep smashing whatever you are smashing, the lord is your strength.

I hope the smasher will not be smashed someday.

Funny you

1 Like 1 Share

Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by Andesite: 3:05pm On May 09, 2020
veave:
Yes
From almost being kidnapped with my younger brother on our way to school (same man was caught in the act trying to kidnap a child some years later) can never forget his face.

To having an almost ruptured appendix. My saving grace was that pus covered the spot.

To being a victim of Fulani highway robbery attack.

To a ghastly accident at Kabba junction (came out scratch free)

Plus other ones I can't mention. See, I stay far away from people who say there is no God. I've experienced things for this my young age wey be say i go come out speechless anytime I remember I still get shivers.

God I thank you for my life. It's a privilege to still be here.

So you actually think there is a supernatural being called God because of mere coincidences?

I laugh in greek.

6 Likes 2 Shares

Health / Re: COVID-19: 10-year-old Boy Flees After Testing Positive In Oyo by Andesite: 7:27pm On May 07, 2020
10 years old boy? He must have learned from elders.

1 Like

Politics / Re: BREAKING: EMIR OF RANO, KANO IS DEAD by Andesite: 6:42pm On May 02, 2020
tolexy007:
Sanusi head is fighting.....

Apparently
Politics / Re: BREAKING: EMIR OF RANO, KANO IS DEAD by Andesite: 6:30pm On May 02, 2020
May his soul rest in peace.

Kano state governor should be held responsible for the massive death in kano.

Imagine he just partially relaxed the lockdown imposed by FG, allowing people to go out on Mondays and Thursdays.
Politics / Re: FG Shares N43bn Among 24 States: Kaduna Gets Highest, Katsina, Benue Lowest by Andesite: 7:19pm On Apr 29, 2020
Please someone should remind this government that loan should always be the last option and not first line of action.



Ganduje must be smiling now.

90 Likes 3 Shares

Health / Re: COVID-19: Nasarawa Records Index case by Andesite: 9:05am On Apr 28, 2020
Gradually, NCDC's prediction that COVID-19 will spread to all states in Nigeria is coming to pass.
Health / Re: COVID-19: FG warns states against competing over figures by Andesite: 6:52am On Apr 28, 2020
The figure is fast becoming a competition thing amongst states....
Health / Re: Raymond Dokpesi Tests Positive For Coronavirus by Andesite: 6:41pm On Apr 27, 2020
StrikeBack:
;

Alibi for presidiot buhari to extend the lockdown


Buhari's speech have already been recorded, edited and saved. It will be played by 8pm..

Nothing can change the content.

22 Likes

Health / Re: Mohammed Atiku Abubakar Tests Negative For Coronavirus, 40 Days After by Andesite: 6:37pm On Apr 27, 2020
Happy for him


Please let him do giveaway to Nigerians.
Foreign Affairs / British PM Warns Against Easing Lockdown by Andesite: 6:29pm On Apr 27, 2020
Prime Minister Boris Johnson on Monday made his first public appearance since being hospitalised with coronavirus three weeks ago, saying Britain was beginning to “turn the tide” on the outbreak but rejecting calls to ease a nationwide lockdown.

In a statement in Downing Street marking his return to work, looking thinner and with his trademark blond hair a little more unruly than usual, Johnson apologised for being away “for much longer than I would have liked”.

He thanked the British people for heeding more than a month of stay-at-home orders, saying their action had helped ensure the state-run National Health Service (NHS) had not become overwhelmed.

“That is how and why we are now beginning to turn the tide,” Johnson said, echoing his promise on March 19 that Britain could turn the tide on the outbreak in three months if people followed social distancing rules.
But more than 20,000 people have already died in Britain, not including deaths in care homes and in the wider community, making it one of the worst hit countries in the global pandemic.

And while Johnson acknowledged growing demands for the lockdown to be lifted to reduce the economic impact, he insisted that now was not the time.

“I refuse to throw away all the effort and the sacrifice of the British people and to risk a second major outbreak, a huge loss of life and the overwhelming of the NHS,” he said.


https://punchng.com/british-pm-warns-against-easing-lockdown/?amp=1&__twitter_impression=true

Nairaland / General / Re: Lockdown: Tough Decisions Coming From Buhari Next Week – NCDC by Andesite: 6:24pm On Apr 27, 2020
Today is the day....
Foreign Affairs / Re: COVID- 19 Chinese School Kids Returns to School by Andesite: 6:22pm On Apr 27, 2020
If China can return to the classrooms, what is Nigeria waiting for?
Politics / Re: BREAKING : Ondo Reverses Decision To Return FG Palliative Rice by Andesite: 6:20pm On Apr 27, 2020
I am sure someone has advised Baba on the implication of returning the rice to FG. No more support from FG again
Nairaland / General / Re: Lockdown: Tough Decisions Coming From Buhari Next Week – NCDC by Andesite: 5:54pm On Apr 25, 2020
We expect Buhari to Address Nigerians next tomorrow.
Nairaland / General / Re: Pics of PHCN staff stoned and nearly beaten to death for sharing bill @ lockdown by Andesite: 6:22pm On Apr 24, 2020
I wonder what gave him the confidence to distribute Electricity bill during this period of lockdown.

Nigerians are not smiling at the moment. An Hungry man is a angry man.
Health / Re: Oyo Govt Declares 1,800 Bags Of Rice Unfit For Consumption, Returned Them To FG by Andesite: 6:07pm On Apr 24, 2020
kaluxy007:
Since Covid is not killing much down west(Lagos aside) Fg wants to send another agent

Nigerians and sentiments

(1) (of 1 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 21
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.