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pato405: talking about this issue, I used to have the cake. I used to be very shy, reticent and cautious with words lest I hurt a girl. there used to be this pretty girl I had a crush on [in fact she would have been my first] . I just didnt know how to approach her. we attended the same church and I just kept my distance due to fear of rejection or being turned down. this lingered for more than 2 yrs! after ss3 exams, i decided to visit a friend of mine who lived about 3 street away, lo and behold when i got to their siting room, it was my gorgeous nubile I met watching a movie in my friends house. our eyes interlocked, my heart skipped 3 beats!, I almost ran back!however, I summoned courage to go in but my timidity couldn't even allow me say a simple ''Hi'' . she said hello first and i mumbled something that sounded like 'hello' sweating and panicking [goosh!]

then my friend struck up a conversation..''this lady attends your church o!'' do you guys know each other ? he said. if I were a sharp guy, that line would have just been enough to carry on or take over from him and drop fine lyrics. but for where na! i was a chronic nerd! the girl then chiped in [perhaps in a bid to break the silence]..''yes I know him but he doesnt talk in church o!'' ..i beamed a smile and pretended like i was going to use the loo, my friend noticing i was uncomfortable came after me like he was trying to offer me a tissue or something..[ ] then I quietly told him that I know the lady very well ..i was only pretending because i cant just approach her nor do i know what lines to drop! . [pls note we attended a single s*x school, but some guys were smarter than others, my type belonged to the bottom of the chain when it comes to asking a lady out]. i asked him if he was dating her. he shook his head vigorously saying he cant date his neighbour..but that he can pave way for me..by letting her know i fancy her. this he did on my behalf and arranged for a date betweeen us [the girl and I]


to be continued...[ I shal tell you all how I bungled my first date]

Who dey derail this thread

where the babes naa
patience aint one of ma virtues.

Nominated my self right away.

joeydozzy: do that for extra 5 years, then woo her again, she's gotta accept

what if she also get a dream job before then and retaliate
or her dream man and you become the looser?

go for her now if you still want her or forget.

DO to her what she or no one has done to her = take her to chinese restaurant to taste some frogs.

Take her where she has never visited = Take her to maiduguri and show her some bokos.

hahaha i pity them. They actually want the basics so they can use
auto diagnostic softwares like the key programmers and transponders.
cryptography is difficult.

When I have one, I will put pepper in his nyash

ItsModella: Abeg, which one na? this una language wey resemble chinese, e fit bend pesin tongue.

omg like joke I understand this language.

hornipipe: anam diye ah diyongo ah sem efik ?

mbok di no mkpo ya mnan

[quote author=D-Explorer]He's either killed by 'self defence' or given a memorable beating [/quote]gbam.

hornipipe: mme Sen kop igbo,hausa,efik nde calabari
Abu tah pie?

ata ino

awo unenge ke ami do

onila: iyanpong!

onila diongon ke that mdito akwa-ibom anien ata mgbon mfet

msok mba ke uyo ayoko isua iba, mkopo etogo togo do

hornipipe: yag enye din

person don catch me ooo


afo kop se ntang ado? mbok pie mfoodo anem abi inenme, nam ya ami diongo.

[quote author=D-Explorer] 3 things that will happen to this thread.
* The purpose will not be achieved.
* It will be massively derailed.
* It will finally be locked/deleted.[/quote]When a civilian starts a fight with a soldier in front of his barracks, --------------

daisyella: My dear ¶τ̲̅ mite βε̲̣̣̣̥ U̶̲̥̅̊я imagination but better still keep praying for U̶̲̥̅̊я relationships, sometimes dreams are a form of revelation,and always think on †ђξ positive side

Bia Adaeze, this aint no prayer thing ooo, simply fear and insecurity.

hornipipe: South south Nigeria produces the cutest and most athletic nigerian guys
No time!

udiongon ke tepe inuan mfo


hahaha u wont understand it

I wont, because none exist.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Poor thing.[/quote]kai, imagine the conconbility. hated for doing his job.

My likes

ladies (cute ones)


Dislike

Guys (I hate competition)

ufana ado asogo kong onila ma afege kpong

unekwubaby: innocent or nocent provided they are abokies they should be kill all A COWARD IS A COWARD forever

Nigerian girls nigerian girls day by day.

What is your requirement?

hieght, weight, nyash, chest eyes etc.

Even the jtf said they will screen the arrested and free the innocent.

mana after election ihe gi ga si bu selection.

All I see are archaic, barbaric, denouced I mean excommunicated scraps.

**Grabs a bottle of coke and popcorn**

pls continue, patience aint one of ma virtues.

contact vanguard
sahara reporters
ait
cnn
bbc
aljazeer

etc.

raise your nyash up.