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There is a demon tormenting you.

Dear Unborn Child,

Daddy is busy Testing all the mummies in the world to get you the best of the best.
Be patient while daddy navigate around.

Tell her how many chickens and goats you have in the village

[quote author=Nasty-clown]What a story. Please are you allergic to paragraphs? [/quote]

leave the babe jor. eeehmmm babe is that for me?

Abrantie: and how does this affect...?

Affect what?

you know what?

[size=14pt]Toast[/size]

My don simon
My apple juice
omalicham
my akpurachia

Serendipity: You pedagogical ignoramus, a jejune and callow fellow that lacks perspicacity.
Tell me what makes the above tripe and waffle irrefutable?

Who is this unrestrained feral, Basking into the euophoria
of negativized negativism? The faux pas and fiasco to appropriate
an auspicious erudition does not make it futile to others.

veil your frivolous and jejune postulate.

This is indubitable and pragmatic, not for aofs.

This guy don kolo, gold na wetin?

retaliate.

MRbrownJAY: @Mrkels
may i ask what in the OP's post made you want to get to know her? she said absolutely nothing about herself, and yet here you are applying for the position....care to shed some light on what happened in your mind that you (or all the others who will apply for the position) decided to give it a go?

As long as the guy is not from festac and the girl is not a General's daughter they can go on, forget facebook.

legitimate c0itus.

Naijalane: she slept with me last 9t

for 5k

cindyrella: I know say u go dey here

U both are making fun of me.

[quote author=Missy_B]Lmao! You're in for it . . .
Hopefully, you get helpful suggestions from others. [/quote]

OOh my God it had always happend to me back then in Nigeria and we blamed witches for pressing me.
Whenever it happend i will be struggling to shout jesus sometime my voice would be unhearble until
finally i would shout Jesus then jump up.

I intended frying some shrimps today to my taste, I like very spicy food
so i socked the shrimps in chilli for about an hour, made sure the whole
shrimps were covered with chilli then fried all. After eating alot of it
my stomach is so hot like fire and when i urinate my john thomas
feels so pepperish. What can eat to cool down my stomach? iced juice isnt doing no shit.

Barbaric I mean this is achaic, such an ex-communicated act

I have a tatoo on my john thomas how do i remove it?

Yea you are right. We plenty ooo lets be patriotic.

where are the ladies before we are out of stock

[quote author=Mynd_44]Fine then. Date for a week and marry your business[/quote]

legendprac: So, if u wanna get married and ur mother-in-law and her own mother(ur wife's granny) all had broken homes, u won't consider dat as a factor?

no, I have my decisions and choices.

You wont blame her, The most rugged of all girls get married fast and easy.

No you are wrong, It has nothing to do with hereditary
rather if you choose a partner based on lust or cash.

loth was from soddom.

boyz aint smiling.