₦airaland Forum

nairalanduseles:
u be olodo

Mumu.... You know book reach me?

I fail jamb 3 times doesn't mean am dumb .... Its Nigeria for us


Modified
Those of una wey dey quote me
Am an accountant now
Graduated with 2:1

Davegates:
The recruitment is still on. You can visit this page ==>> https://www.theinfo247.com/2018/02/apply-for-nigeria-police-recruitment-npf-form-apply.html to see their requirements and apply.

I meant for graduates

Police dey flex oh

When is there next recruitment?

Buhari and duara is yet to happen

Its not even funny anymore... One thing is to loot , another is to play with human lives

This freeze will always react

smokedfish:
...i need no get job before i go know say na 'address' and not 'addressed'


PS: i hate that guy pass you so keep calm..i have no president

I hear you Mr English man
Leave my English and me alone
I have forgave you already sha
Cause you dishate baba ...
Just connect me if something show

smokedfish:
how you wan take get d job wit dt kind english na

Idiot , your president speak English reach me?
If you get job just connect me ... Otherwise carry your wahala dey go..... Who know weda u get work sef .... Mr English man

Like this one is the problem
I finished nysc last year November.... I never still see work... Buh them won teach me how I should addressed the president!

Before you judge , your president and 80 of your senators , major military leaders , 28 Governors and over 16 traditional leaders are from polygamous home

What has your monogamy done for you?
Kids from polygamous homes be doing better than kids from monogamy since 64AD.... Don't let the white man decive you... Your ancestors married like this and lived till 92 , you that have only 1 wife. Ordinary 45 ..you cannot enter

Don't let the whites decive you.. Two wives no bad

Lie lie

Its not everything I would comment

Make una give am a new life

That guy there dun hammer....all he needs to do nah escape that airport with that money... Atiku dun win that one vote already

All this one is to block all any other way of cheating except that of "bribing " them to pass.... Is it not the Nigeria that I know
Anyway I hope they set questions about the snake sha

The funny thing is some people are still planning to vote this same government back for another 4years.... I know PDP isn't good but I think if we as Nigerians begin to change both parties every four years whenever they misbehave maybe they will sit up and make good use of their ist four years!!
Buh Nigerians will never listen ...I even argued with my wife about this last night , she says she will vote buhari again ...I just told her that the day I say no money for soup , she should be ready to call buhari to give us soup money ...am only bearing this now because I voted buhari in 2015 , so I must enjoy this change buh in 2019 ..I won't take this anymore

Lol I believed the snake story sha... I have seen a man disappeared right in front of my eyes in okoko... I have seen a man shot at , close range ,head shot , execution style and the bullet bounced off in Kwale..... This Africa is a scary place ,... Look at wakanda for example!

martineverest:
typical Nigerian mentality ....wud u say so if the scammers pounce on ur bank account or that of it relatives?

Its like you didn't read the part that I say its wrong abi?

FluidQueen:
when would you realize it's not about the thing dangling between your thighs?
No one wants that. I love my Ass and Urethra the way they are. Thank you.

this is Balderdash. Really.

Use the ass and urethra to be better nah.... Instead of crying for equal opportunities!

Lol

Nothing can be bad as dragnet... You fail before you even start

oceanized25:
Guys I remember most of us applied for the graduate trainee job posted here on nairaland some months back,I got a test invite and I want to know who else got it and if there is a way for us to prepare for the computer based test,specifically past questions and all.

What is the date of the test?

Please my NL people , how can I get to No 9 Professor Olagoke Olabisi Street, Oceanside Estate, Lekki, Lagos.. I have interview there on Friday

Am coming from CMS
Thanks you God bless

Imagine the faces of those Nigerians that wanted to run away from this country
They will have to spend one more night here

K

Herdsmen no even send ..... Them just dey carry out their operations dey go... All this wailing nah online e end

This country is a joke. Who gave this kids PVC? Is it not inec?

..the same children will vote in 2019
And you can guess who dey will vote for!!
Shithole

Maybe nah white man get the hotel
Blacks were made to be white man slaves!

SLIDEwaxie:
SMH

let's take a pause and say,

"What if there's no Npower to pay you 30k monthly?"

Better yet, let's assume the money was delayed, just like the times salaries of civil servants were and would most times be, just like corpers had to wait for two months without getting paid- we all know the govt will definitely pay.
The delay may be technical or even the usual case of corruption. But this doesn't warrant you call the country a shithole or other deplorable names just because ur stipend got delayed.

Funny enough, you get paid by these same govt.


My advice- As you know, your appointment as an Npower volunteer would be terminated as agreed this year, you better find something better to do.

Your mates has been selected for YouWin, others have used the money to re-enroll for further education, dey there dey curse the govt. Your eyes go soon clear!

I can see clearly that you don't have sense, the Nigerian government has suffered you to the extent that you think delaying of salary or stipends of workers is normal and not a criminal and big failure on the part of the government! So speaking of youwin if you have sense you would know that not everybody can get you win even if the whole youths are qualified some people will be dropped either because of their health or physical challenges!! I have people that work for me , weda its stipend or wages or whatever, i don't owe them, the bottom line is always pay your workers at the right time and if you don't ,you re an asshole or a shit hole !! And you my friend from this statement its either you don't have sense or you are an asshole