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Ge0grapher:
Leave your area. look for a nice location with good MTN or Airtel coverage. you should be good!

I have done this several times over. No luck. Turns out, the browsing speed that is otherwise fine turns crappy on video conferencing.

Dear Nairalanders,

I seriously need your suggestions here. I have a Skype interview coming up next week with an international organization. I took the same interview last week but it had to be suspended halfway because my internet was too bad. They have given me a second chance which I reeeeally need to not flunk. I live in Ilorin and used MTN for the last session. MTN has always been good in my area but I never knew it would be inadequate for a video conference. The experience was disheartening. Now, I need to help myself by securing a surefire internet service that is certain to handle video call well before the date.
Please give your suggestions.
Thanks in advance.

Hi everyone,
Please I will like to buy a female pet dog preferably a Lhasa. I live in Ilorin and will prefer a seller in Ilorin so I could inspect the dog.
Thanks.

Possibilities:
1. She may be having a tonic seizure and they are trying to help her up.
2. She may be having a generalised spasm from tetanus hence the awkward posture.
3. Dystonic adverse reaction from a psychoactive drug such that her muscles are uncontrollable.
4. Crazy posture of catatonic schizophrenia.

Summary: The above are the clinical likelihoods in her case. NO NORMAL PERSON WITHOUT CEREBRAL PALSY POSES LIKE THAT IN A PUBLIC PLACE.

Hi everyone,

I will like to buy large breeds of dogs that will be suitable for guarding the house. I prefer dogs that are at least 5 months old and will prefer if the potential seller and dogs are in Ilorin.
Sms me on 08038433347 if you have a good offer and I will call you back.
Thank you.

Eccentric

This write-up is one heap of rubbish. God have mercy!

I bought the movie last month and regretted it. It's the most overhyped movie I have seen in a long time. By all definitions of interesting, it is not half as interesting as it's fame must have made you believe. It should have been named 50 Shades of Trash.

This is a silly joke

In a world of convenient sharing of information, easy dissemination of misconceptions is often an effortless feat. Such is the case of the widespread misconceptions about masturbation, otherwise called self service or auto eroticism.
I am a medical doctor and, without bias, I will try to share a few evidence-based facts and correct some misconceptions about masturbation.

1. Self service causes erectile dysfunction.
This is not true as the most common causes of ED are psychological, a number of organic diseases and certain drug adverse effects. Masturbation has no role in ED
2. Self service causes depression or other mental illnesses.
False. Many mental illnesses are of polygenic origin, meaning there is often a background genetic predisposition combined with an exogenous precipitant. Masturbation has no role in either.
3. Self service leads to unsafe sex practices.
There is no causal link between the two. On the contrary, masturbation leads to release of sexual tension and may help a hesitant person overcome the urge to patronize a commercial sex worker.
4. Self service causes low sperm count.
Wrong. There is no pathological effect on the normal physiology of spermatogenesis, hence no disease or incapacitation results.
5. Self service makes you disrespect people of opposite sex.
Antisocial personality behaviors may manifest disregard or distaste for other people (either sex) but this has no correlation to the practice of masturbation in the subject or controls.
6. Self service is bad because it can be addictive.
Sure it can be addictive just as conventional sex can be. The former is not worse than the latter and both subjects can benefit from seeing a sexologist.
7. Self service causes stunted growth and weight loss.
This is entirely false. Virgins don’t necessarily grow into giants or obese and newlyweds don’t suddenly become emaciated. This is a myth.
8. Self service causes infertility.
Wrong. As long as a man’s reproductive system is functional, he does not get damaged from masturbation and female masturbation has no link to infertility. Masturbation is not a disease and it is not abnormal.
9. Self service causes cancers and other chronic disorders.
Most of the harmful effects of masturbation exist only in the imagination of repressed people. There is no medical disorder that results from self service.
10. Self service leads to sexually transmitted diseases.
Obviously, this is incorrect. It is called “transmited” because it is from one person to another.

So without prejudice, this is not to promote a position or moral view. It is to share a well established level of health fact. It is unfair in this age to consciously spread baseless myths in order to promote a self-righteous moral or religious leaning.

kode:
I have a male n female lhasa both golden colour ready for a new home Holla 08036971973 2B2E83FF the price is equally reasonable

I think it would be nice if you upload their pictures

I am in need of good lhasa dogs. Please let me know if you have any for sale. Thanks

My heart bleeds for my country. A nation governed by people of rotten ideologies such as Sambo

firedup: meanwhile,nard -are they not post garduate students? how come they are paid? is it not them that should pay fg school fees for using the hospital and patients as a practising tool(lab animals)?
now why are they complaining when ippis have exposed that they work as residents(pg students) in one Fg hospital and also m.o(medical officer) in another fg hospital and also working inalary private hospitals thereby collecting salary triple which is against the law.
u guys should just leave Gej alone

your ignorance and utter foolishness says a lot. Are u a school of nursing pupil?