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Family › Re: My Experience While Trying To Register My Daughter In School Today by Andyblaze(op): 9:04pm On Nov 26, 2013

[quote author=tpia@]many nlers post/open threads as if they dont believe they have any other choice.

why so?[/quote]i dont knw why they do it o. Its so annoying. And most of them post nonsense. I feel like stabbing trolls, they spoil the internet for reasonable people like me and u

Family › Re: My Experience While Trying To Register My Daughter In School Today by Andyblaze(op): 8:59pm On Nov 26, 2013

Osahon7: Andy blaze again? Don't worry ASUU will soon call off strike and u can go back to skool okay?

ayam a ph.d holder. I am not small boi

Family › Re: My Experience While Trying To Register My Daughter In School Today by Andyblaze(op): 8:56pm On Nov 26, 2013

[quote author=Mz_®ae'®ae]U'v seen nuffin..my sis has two boys nd they ar both in school....D first is in kg 3...pays ah hundred nd sumtin...d oda playgroup still hundred nd sumtin...Xo roughly she pays 300nd sumtin for kids dat ar not even in primary skul..the world is turnin into sumtun else....cos education is now meant for d rich alone..u get lucky nd a scholarship comes ur way......#shrugs|Dats just d way it is...nd wale is in lag bebe

[/quote]the worst part is that the male kids are not cute. How can my daughter goto a skul and pay 50k wen no guarantee of cute boyfriend

Family › Re: My Experience While Trying To Register My Daughter In School Today by Andyblaze(op): 8:55pm On Nov 26, 2013

wasak: thats plane extravagance

what of helicopter and chopper?

Jokes Etc › Re: Gala Sellers To Represent Nigeria AT 2014 Winter Olympics. by Andyblaze: 3:16pm On Nov 26, 2013

Lol

Family › Re: My Experience While Trying To Register My Daughter In School Today by Andyblaze(op): 2:23pm On Nov 26, 2013

Chanchit: I jst pray this is a joke, cos people like you dnt deserve to have children, and if you really have a daughter, I would suggest the government or a family member should take her from you, cos if ur NL character is anything to go by, you would be the most useless father in the whole world.

but i buy her ice cream everyday and she love me as her sweet daddy

Family › Re: My Experience While Trying To Register My Daughter In School Today by Andyblaze(op): 2:22pm On Nov 26, 2013

jay bee: Why didn't you open the thread under the Jokes section?

BTW: It's a very dry joke

its a true story not jokes

Family › My Experience While Trying To Register My Daughter In School Today by Andyblaze(op): 2:10pm On Nov 26, 2013

Hi,

My daughter turned 3 recently so i went to register her at a nursery school. I dont like Public schools so we went to a private one.
On reaching the school, i was impressed with the state of orderliness and infrastructure so we went to the headmaster's office.
We talked and then i asked of the school fees and he said ''#50,000 Naira''
I was shocked! ''50k?''
He said ''Yes''
Then i asked him ''how much last?''
He got annoyed and said ''why am i pricing school fees as if ayam buying kuli kuli in the market''.
Then he sent the school dog after us and me and my daughter ran like olympic champions
Please is there anything wrong with pricing school fees huh

Jokes Etc › Flexin Otondo....very FUNNY by Andyblaze(op): 1:57pm On Nov 26, 2013

I see otondo wey de flex. Him say ma greet ur mama hahahahahahahahaha no de bone face na

Family › Re: I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating by Andyblaze(op): 1:55pm On Nov 26, 2013

chaircover: Please beg them to move it back to where it came from

are u not enjoying it?

Computers › Re: Things To Consider Before Buying A Laptop by Andyblaze: 1:53pm On Nov 26, 2013

Cool

n.p Lorde - Royals

Nairaland General › Re: Curtailing The Excesses Of Sexkillz. by Andyblaze: 12:41am On Nov 26, 2013

Sweety i miss u[quote author=Mynd_44]I don't[/quote]

Jokes Etc › Re: I Pity Your Life!!! Yes You Reading This...ignore And Die by Andyblaze(op): 12:26am On Nov 26, 2013

Nastydroid: i still don't know why dem discharge u from the hospital,lemme goan call that woman handling ur case.....*urinates on thread....enters bugatti*

plz dunt george me

Rap Battles › Re: Rate My Lyrics[commercial] by Andyblaze: 12:22am On Nov 26, 2013

[quote author=god_of_music]This is a voice note of the first verse. .
Y'all rate my delivery, i got that 'thin' voice sha. . . . wink

[/quote]i like the pattern of ur flow. Are u upto 18?

Family › Re: I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating by Andyblaze(op): 12:10am On Nov 26, 2013

Danhumprey: See ya ugly face.

babes i miss u

Jokes Etc › I Pity Your Life!!! Yes You Reading This...ignore And Die by Andyblaze(op): 12:07am On Nov 26, 2013

U must be a fool for opening this thread. Goat! angry

Family › Re: I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating by Andyblaze(op): 8:21pm On Nov 23, 2013

olupentane: oui, courtesy of ASUU still a learner.

Lol, should I speak more french with u bro? Since ur still a learner

Celebrities › Re: Describe This Fashion In One Word! CRAZY!!! by Andyblaze: 7:06pm On Nov 23, 2013

Forza p:

cos dere eat lagga dis lagga dat

And their laps come dey skelewu

Celebrities › Re: CRAZY!! Female Fan Of K'CEE Tattoos His "Five Star" Permanently On Her bosoms by Andyblaze: 6:59pm On Nov 23, 2013

boarnerges: Later in life.
Girl: am looking for a God fearing man to love for who I am.
Satan: even me self i dey fear you.

What a disgrace of feminism.

Lwkmd!!

Family › Re: I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating by Andyblaze(op): 6:54pm On Nov 23, 2013

Danhumprey: You know you're really sick in the head,right?

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Family › Re: I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating by Andyblaze(op): 6:53pm On Nov 23, 2013

Bertadayz: Andyblaze again ? Is d girl u wonna impregnate the same person as the one u wonna break blood ties (...sorry oath, vow, covenant or whatever) with ?

On behalf of d mods, and indeed, d entire sane members of nairaland, I OFFICIALLY CLOSE THIS THREAD

Insane people deserve a right too

Family › Re: I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating by Andyblaze(op): 6:52pm On Nov 23, 2013

olupentane: The op is
very crazy, bizarre, but booked.

The question is who booked you?

vous comprenez francais?

Politics › Re: Rivers State 2013 Carnival #carniriv2013 Attempts Guiness World Record by Andyblaze: 6:49pm On Nov 23, 2013

Gunnaz007: How is Carniriv d best ?? Copycatz! Calabar Carnival rocks jor!

U dey rep calabar?

Family › Re: I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating by Andyblaze(op): 4:23pm On Nov 23, 2013

rosebetty: I cant believe Pple are actually giving their advice. Una no see the name of person wey open thread?

Wetin be him name?

Celebrities › Re: Is Yaris Sanchez D’banj New Girlfriend? HOT PHOTOS by Andyblaze: 3:46pm On Nov 23, 2013

[quote author=Red_Card]Is she a plus size model? Her weight brought my question out o. But honestly, she's hot. If trully she's Koko Master's new catch, it means our Koko Master needs to step up and shine his eyes because this one looks like a blackberry babe.[/quote]Y u no kukuma answer yellow card

Celebrities › Re: Describe Her Makeup In One Word....abeg If U De Get Convulsion No View! by Andyblaze: 3:45pm On Nov 23, 2013

Ojuju calabar

Politics › Re: Rivers State 2013 Carnival #carniriv2013 Attempts Guiness World Record by Andyblaze: 3:40pm On Nov 23, 2013

stebell: Yu get eye no use am well yu hear.
Rivers State carnival is called CarniRiv
Don't kno wat Cross Rivers' own is called.

Proudly Rivers
Proudly Niger Deltan
Proudly Naija

Lool! Up Rivers State jor!!!!

We the Best!!!

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