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FamilyRe: My Experience While Trying To Register My Daughter In School Today by Andyblaze(op): 8:55pm On Nov 26, 2013
wasak: thats plane extravagance
what of helicopter and chopper?
Jokes EtcRe: Gala Sellers To Represent Nigeria AT 2014 Winter Olympics. by Andyblaze: 3:16pm On Nov 26, 2013
Lol
FamilyRe: My Experience While Trying To Register My Daughter In School Today by Andyblaze(op): 2:23pm On Nov 26, 2013
Chanchit: I jst pray this is a joke, cos people like you dnt deserve to have children, and if you really have a daughter, I would suggest the government or a family member should take her from you, cos if ur NL character is anything to go by, you would be the most useless father in the whole world.
but i buy her ice cream everyday and she love me as her sweet daddy
FamilyRe: My Experience While Trying To Register My Daughter In School Today by Andyblaze(op): 2:22pm On Nov 26, 2013
jay bee: Why didn't you open the thread under the Jokes section?

BTW: It's a very dry joke
its a true story not jokes
FamilyMy Experience While Trying To Register My Daughter In School Today by Andyblaze(op): 2:10pm On Nov 26, 2013
Hi,

My daughter turned 3 recently so i went to register her at a nursery school. I dont like Public schools so we went to a private one.
On reaching the school, i was impressed with the state of orderliness and infrastructure so we went to the headmaster's office.
We talked and then i asked of the school fees and he said ''#50,000 Naira''
I was shocked! ''50k?''
He said ''Yes''
Then i asked him ''how much last?''
He got annoyed and said ''why am i pricing school fees as if ayam buying kuli kuli in the market''.
Then he sent the school dog after us and me and my daughter ran like olympic champions
Please is there anything wrong with pricing school feeshuh
Jokes EtcFlexin Otondo....very FUNNY by Andyblaze(op): 1:57pm On Nov 26, 2013
I see otondo wey de flex. Him say ma greet ur mama hahahahahahahahaha no de bone face na
FamilyRe: I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating by Andyblaze(op): 1:55pm On Nov 26, 2013
chaircover: Please beg them to move it back to where it came from lipsrsealed
are u not enjoying it?
ComputersRe: Things To Consider Before Buying A Laptop by Andyblaze: 1:53pm On Nov 26, 2013
Cool

n.p Lorde - Royals
Nairaland GeneralRe: Curtailing The Excesses Of Sexkillz. by Andyblaze: 12:41am On Nov 26, 2013
Sweety i miss u
Mynd_44: I don't
Jokes EtcRe: I Pity Your Life!!! Yes You Reading This...ignore And Die by Andyblaze(op): 12:26am On Nov 26, 2013
Nastydroid: i still don't know why dem discharge u from the hospital,lemme goan call that woman handling ur case.....*urinates on thread....enters bugatti*
plz dunt george me
Rap BattlesRe: Rate My Lyrics[commercial] by Andyblaze: 12:22am On Nov 26, 2013
god_of_music: This is a voice note of the first verse. .
Y'all rate my delivery, i got that 'thin' voice sha. . . . wink
i like the pattern of ur flow. Are u upto 18?
FamilyRe: I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating by Andyblaze(op): 12:10am On Nov 26, 2013
Danhumprey: See ya ugly face. angry
babes i miss u
Jokes EtcI Pity Your Life!!! Yes You Reading This...ignore And Die by Andyblaze(op): 12:07am On Nov 26, 2013
U must be a fool for opening this thread. Goat! angry
FamilyRe: I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating by Andyblaze(op): 8:21pm On Nov 23, 2013
olupentane: oui, courtesy of ASUU still a learner.
Lol, should I speak more french with u bro? Since ur still a learner
CelebritiesRe: Describe This Fashion In One Word! CRAZY!!! by Andyblaze: 7:06pm On Nov 23, 2013
Forza p: grin

cos dere eat lagga dis lagga dat
And their laps come dey skelewu
CelebritiesRe: CRAZY!! Female Fan Of K'CEE Tattoos His "Five Star" Permanently On Her bosoms by Andyblaze: 6:59pm On Nov 23, 2013
boarnerges: Later in life.
Girl: am looking for a God fearing man to love for who I am.
Satan: even me self i dey fear you.

What a disgrace of feminism.
Lwkmd!!
FamilyRe: I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating by Andyblaze(op): 6:54pm On Nov 23, 2013
Danhumprey: You know you're really sick in the head,right? angry
undecided
FamilyRe: I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating by Andyblaze(op): 6:53pm On Nov 23, 2013
Bertadayz: Andyblaze again ? Is d girl u wonna impregnate the same person as the one u wonna break blood ties (...sorry oath, vow, covenant or whatever) with ?

On behalf of d mods, and indeed, d entire sane members of nairaland, I OFFICIALLY CLOSE THIS THREAD huh
Insane people deserve a right too
FamilyRe: I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating by Andyblaze(op): 6:52pm On Nov 23, 2013
olupentane: The op is
very crazy, bizarre, but booked.

The question is who booked you?
vous comprenez francais?
PoliticsRe: Rivers State 2013 Carnival #carniriv2013 Attempts Guiness World Record by Andyblaze: 6:49pm On Nov 23, 2013
Gunnaz007: How is Carniriv d best ?? Copycatz! Calabar Carnival rocks jor! tongue
U dey rep calabar?
FamilyRe: I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating by Andyblaze(op): 4:23pm On Nov 23, 2013
rosebetty: I cant believe Pple are actually giving their advice. Una no see the name of person wey open thread? grin grin grin
Wetin be him name?
CelebritiesRe: Is Yaris Sanchez D’banj New Girlfriend? HOT PHOTOS by Andyblaze: 3:46pm On Nov 23, 2013
Red_Card: Is she a plus size model? Her weight brought my question out o. But honestly, she's hot. If trully she's Koko Master's new catch, it means our Koko Master needs to step up and shine his eyes because this one looks like a blackberry babe.
Y u no kukuma answer yellow card
CelebritiesRe: Describe Her Makeup In One Word....abeg If U De Get Convulsion No View! by Andyblaze: 3:45pm On Nov 23, 2013
Ojuju calabar
PoliticsRe: Rivers State 2013 Carnival #carniriv2013 Attempts Guiness World Record by Andyblaze: 3:40pm On Nov 23, 2013
stebell: Yu get eye no use am well yu hear.
Rivers State carnival is called CarniRiv
Don't kno wat Cross Rivers' own is called.

Proudly Rivers
Proudly Niger Deltan
Proudly Naija
Lool! Up Rivers State jor!!!!

We the Best!!!
Music/RadioRe: Photos:p-square Donate To Less Privileged & Mentally Challenged In Tanzania by Andyblaze: 3:30pm On Nov 23, 2013
god_of_music: Ezi ofia! grin

@Topic Psquare tried cool


#TeamGOM
Na from u I learn am grin
FamilyRe: I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating by Andyblaze(op): 3:27pm On Nov 23, 2013
BloggingIq: no pix, its not true op

for you to feel this way I want to believe that this babe is a killer, but I can only agree if you post her pix

so?
See her pics
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Such Partner?? by Andyblaze: 3:22pm On Nov 23, 2013
Lol Nope!

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