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I have to confess
my sins ,this image keeps coming into my head and
each day i get more paranoid.
The thing is i believe my girlfriend is way out of my
league, because she is extremely beautiful and will
probably find a guy better than me.
This thought pains me seriously i want to cry like a
child because of it.So i want to impreganate her so
she will be around me for the rest of her life.
i don't want to lose her.
plus i am going away for some months and she has
d chances chances to cheat and i wanna lower the
bar of her cheating by getting her preganant soon. I
tried getting her to marry me so we don't sin,but she
said she only knew me for few months and she is not
ready.
God has to understand i am desperate......
I need advice pals...
what to do

Adaobi12: Choi andyblaze,better do sumtin fast,else u will b tagged nairaland mad man. Bt andy is a 9ce dude na. Y all this casting

Don't mind them.... Nice dude like me

Idowuogbo: lolz...Andy needs Jesus.

And Idowuogbo needs Andy

Na wa O!!!

Austeenx: [color=orange]OP, I love your profile picture.
wasted 2 jars of vaseline on that picture. Damn![/color]

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Baybe:

Why laugh?

I Love Blue Tho

Una try to gv me 20 comments

Nastydroid: what if she no get hips to swing?.YES I CAN

Atleast brake dance

I just wanna know cause am just attracted to a girl once I find out she can dance especially etighi.
If I go on a date one of my first questions is can u dance? Once the girl says "no" I start planning my next date with a different girl. If u wanna date me you must know how to dance! Especially etighi!! I just love the way the hips move from one side to another

Guys can u date a girl that doesn't know how to dance?

Y are yall refering to me as a madman. E dey pain me o!

Danhumprey: That madman!

ur yansh there

Danhumprey: Same way some people piss me off but I try to play nice and dumb.

my guy! U and abu head they there!

The next person to comment after me must be mad

Danhumprey: You have been warned!

ok babes

Danhumprey: LMAO.....One last time! It's danhumprey,not danhumphrey!

okay i don take note. U know say to humpZap dey always hongry me na me i de talk hump hump humprey

[quote author=deejay_harry1]who discharged andyblaze altho he is gettn much better sha...


na wazzar be next case ooo[/quote]Ayam better now

demelza: And Dr. Presher said you had been cured. Hell, you were just released today!

Maybe the best solution is to chain me and confine me to the wards of yabaleft indefinitely

alutacontinua: Fine, i'll tell Dr. Danhumphrey to come abd check on you!

I am too busy to come down to your place, we have a lot of patients these dayz!

But danhumphrey like to poke boys in anus.

Danhumprey: Trolling na good market ooo. If you see the money wey this guy dey make,you go faint.

I wonder what those guys that troll gain. They annoy me a lot. I feel like stabbing them when I see their posts