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Nonso23: You want make nairaland girls get nightmares?
#IrepTeamWorworO!

Swallow magnet and you will become attractive

[quote author=Suzie 0.]@ op thats what you get when you take wet weed together with akara & tombo [/quote] yu like my way

marcjoe: LAUGHING AND CRYING...DIS OP IS REALLY SICK.....HE JUST MADE MY DAY....

lol bro. Ur head dey there

Mondisweets: the Lord needs u, u should work for the Lord

What a nice way to be rejected *crying profusely*

Abu Mikey:

Na everything you dey talk online?

You nor sabi keep secret sef?

No vex. U know say since yaba left me my brain condition don worsen

Nonso23: I know that feeling bro...

Lol bro no be small. The thing dey pain scarra...
Why u never post for pic for the male version?

Idowuogbo: Waka!

Hahahah baby y u remove that ur pic na...wey I de plan to masturbate with am this night. Last time I masturbate with ur pic I get admission for university

Idowuogbo: Yes!

Lool why u come dey attack me everytime na. U suppose dey show me love. U know say I get phd. Ayam very intelligent unlike many nairaland guys

Idowuogbo: Roll ur pu-bic hair na

Ur sharp totot shave all of them comot last nite

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Idowuogbo: It dey salute! Jah bless!

Do u love me?

Abu Mikey:

I dey come make I mobilize more Conductors com.make dem com beat madness commot for your body

Oboy me and p.guyokec go Bleep today o. U go try come that ashawo joint tomoro? Dat fat one say she de miss u. Say u sabi nack her d tin

Mondisweets:
I hope it all goes well for u

But its never too late to win me back with ya love

Idowuogbo: U can talk? So bcus u dey stand for junction dey collect agbero egunje, for ya mind u get job she? Smh

I wan smoke..

Idowuogbo: I no! Tell him to carry on managing d woman wey no gree teach u manners.

Ok greet your toto for me

Mumu why u dey read my comment

Mondisweets: Hehehe i still want to know if you got your gf back

Lool na...I am considering going to the seminary. I had a dream where it was revealed priesthood is my calling

Abu Mikey:

Andy boy, e compulsory say You must carry your craze reach every thread?

I for ask You where Danhumprey and God_of_music dey, but you nor get sense,so I nor go ask you

Oboy abeg u know where I fit get change use pay for t.p. Conductor dey embarass me for cele busstop as I type this one

Idowuogbo: Ur fada!

Chai! Him no dey into younger women

Mondisweets: andy long time. How far?

Am fine o...so na u be this lol! I suspected as much..damn..ur so beautiful and endowed

kaeyame: you are a part of the useless

Alongside ur mama

Mumu y u dey read my comment?

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]den y comment [/quote]So u'll quote me

Biim: Close-up advert.

Obara jesus

Mondisweets: When im forced to smile but all i really want to do is frown

Baby can I love u?

Sapphire86:

I been get this geh for bbm

Very useless thread

Luxiana19: Op...I want you to know that God will strike you. Thank you.

Is ur god like ASUU?

Slyder: Sick brain

Show me love.plz. Ayam a human bean like u

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]A question for another day.[/color]

What if the world go extinct this night and no another day?

Chai I could not believe this!!!

A reliable source to me gave me some intimate info about nigeria's most female personality, tonto Dikeh.
I have always suspected this to be true but I was not sure until the reliable source confirmed it.
Tonto dikeh used to be my coursemate and she was a very neat girl. Inface there was a rumour in school then that she has never mess before. A doctor came to school and test her body and found out her intestine is so fresh she cannot mess. One day I gave her beans to eat she eat but still did not mess.

Now she is a star and I have not seen her for 5 years now. Then I saw this relieble source who is close to Tonto dikeh and the reliable source tell me tonto dikeh is asking about me. I ask the reliable source if the reliable source has ever seen tonto mess and the reliable source said "no"

Please is tonto dikeh normal? For a human beans not to be messing is so strange. Let's countryboot money so she can go for surgery in india.