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Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Andyblaze: 10:50pm On Nov 15, 2013

demelza: Sweerat, I am right here. Just type the words by deejay harry below

Take off ur top lemme sniff some powder from ur breast into my brain that will make me reason well to type it

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Andyblaze: 10:42pm On Nov 15, 2013

Danhumprey: Chai! This guy has gone mad!

As in ehn...I don dey fear the guy Lwkmd4h

Nairaland General › Danhumphrey by Andyblaze(op): 4:40pm On Nov 15, 2013

What Is Wrong With That Boy. EveryThread H is Always Commenting - cheesy

. No Time Wey Him Dey Ever Post Better Comment. U Inhale Laughing Gas Bro huh

Celebrities › Re: Dirty ''LINENS'' OF Nigerian Celebrity Appear In Public.CAUTION...ADULTS ONLY!!! by Andyblaze(op): 8:28pm On Nov 14, 2013

IAMBREEZY: Na u

na me u dey insult angry

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Andyblaze: 4:41pm On Nov 14, 2013

Demelza, ayam waiting for you to Q my madness

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Andyblaze: 4:38pm On Nov 14, 2013

alutacontinua:

Then, i'll tell tpia to hug u on my behalf!

If a madwoman hug a madman, what would our offspring be?

Jokes Etc › Am I Not Intelligent? by Andyblaze(op): 1:34pm On Nov 14, 2013

Mods, Plz Help Me Move To Education Section, I'm Trying To Access It But They Keep Redirecting Me To Auto Section.

I mistakenly sent 800
Thousand Naira to a wrong
phone
number via Mobile Money. I then
realized that before the person
withdraws the whole money, I
had to think of what to do if I
want to get my money back. To
the person phone number, I
immediately sent a text: Hi Boss, i
hope you are okay. I hope
you’ve received the money i sent
you for the introduction
ceremony of joining Illuminati
Satanism scheduled to happen at
12midnight. That money is only
for transport. I will send you
more for pocket money and there
are riches awaiting you.
Remember to carry a syringe and
needle meant to draw your
blood every 20 minutes. Please
don’t be late because the devil will
be present to officiate the
ceremony. Thanks in advance. But
in
case you are not ready to join,
please send back the money''. 4
Minutes later. I got a Mobile
Money message – You have
received 800 Thousand Naira for
your mobile money account.

Please describe me in one word

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Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Andyblaze: 1:22pm On Nov 14, 2013

alutacontinua: Der is something we call proffessionalism. Hugs are nt proffessional!

what if ur hug was the only thing that could cure me

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Andyblaze: 1:21pm On Nov 14, 2013

deejay_harry1: if andyblaze isnt here, it aint complete

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Andyblaze: 12:18pm On Nov 14, 2013

alutacontinua: Free-handed, ur own case is still manageable.
Na peeps lyk Mr. Cork we dey use chains for.
But just so we're clear, there wld be guards on sight!

Since my own case is good, will u hug me when i come? I haf bot new parfume?

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Andyblaze: 12:10pm On Nov 14, 2013

alutacontinua: We wld av a session this afternoon. See me in my office by 6.00pm Nigerian tym!

should i come in chains or freehanded?

Nairaland General › Re: Teens Only (Age Group 13 - 19) by Andyblaze: 11:51am On Nov 14, 2013

Oyinprince: xup

Am mad bro, u?

Celebrities › Re: Uche Ogbodo's Red Hairstyle ; Hit Or Miss? by Andyblaze(op): 11:49am On Nov 14, 2013

Romance › Re: Where Did You Meet Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Andyblaze: 11:49am On Nov 14, 2013

Nastydroid: *laffing in zulu* i am sure those words ring a bell in your ears n head

hahaha bro u no well

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Andyblaze: 11:46am On Nov 14, 2013

alutacontinua: Can I apply for the post of a psychiatrist?
Na me help pple lyk 190, truss me, I can handle Andyblaze nd his friends! Tenk!

When do u start working on me, cuz i'm preparing enough wahala for u

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Andyblaze: 11:44am On Nov 14, 2013

Deiok: There is a special place we are preparing for your kind. I believe your madness is in 65* degree high. you have been diagnose with Kings madness, as you can see your case is very rare. Anytime oga Seun approve this project we will inform you, Inorder for you to be admitted. But for now you are advice to take 2 ounce of brazilian hemp everyday. Inorder for your madness to be surpress.

please u know my case is rare and the world cannot afford me to go extinct, plz arrange a woman for me to give belle so my legacy will go on

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Andyblaze: 11:41am On Nov 14, 2013

^^^

Presher You Really Kolo Oh

Celebrities › Re: Dirty ''LINENS'' OF Nigerian Celebrity Appear In Public.CAUTION...ADULTS ONLY!!! by Andyblaze(op): 11:33am On Nov 14, 2013

Nastydroid: lol na d moet wey i dy drank for vertigo lounge curse am,just follow yo hat

talk true, u be cleaner for vertigo lounge

Nairaland General › Re: Where Is The Moniker @josydaky??? by Andyblaze: 12:53am On Nov 14, 2013

Bossforeva: Guy! This #Team GOM U keep posting dey vex me. We must nt keep reading that when reading ur comments, tis affecting the psychological

Nairaland General › Re: Where Is The Moniker @josydaky??? by Andyblaze: 12:52am On Nov 14, 2013

Bossforeva: Guy! This #Team GOM U keep posting dey vex me. We must nt keep reading that when reading ur comments, tis affecting the psychological

The Thing Dey Make Me Wan Strangle The E-diot! angry

Celebrities › Re: Dirty ''LINENS'' OF Nigerian Celebrity Appear In Public.CAUTION...ADULTS ONLY!!! by Andyblaze(op): 12:50am On Nov 14, 2013

Nastydroid: tonto dikeh.....she don fade pass my blue jean sef

only u talk mode 9 only u talk tonto dikeh, who we go choose na?

Nairaland General › Re: Teens Only (Age Group 13 - 19) by Andyblaze: 12:43am On Nov 14, 2013

therealbabe: Hi

concerning your question, i don't talk or rapport with them. When they insult guys, its cool...when the guys insults her back, he's labeled as ''ungentlemanly''. How fair

Celebrities › Dirty ''LINENS'' OF Nigerian Celebrity Appear In Public.CAUTION...ADULTS ONLY!!! by Andyblaze(op): 12:34am On Nov 14, 2013*

Hi guys,
Its that time agen!

Please i haf bin suffarin in my life so much and ayam so broke i need money so i comes up with a plan. I wear monkey skin and act like monkey in the zoo cage and dance alingo so people now love me and start throwing me money. I have started to makes money until just this moment one ajebutter pikin throw 5000 naira to me but the thing fly and enter lion cage. I come mumu jump my cage enter the lion cage as ayam about to pick the money the lion approach me and then i hear thick ibo man voice. The voice na say '' bros, na me and u dey do this bizness, leave the money na my territory be this ''. And the person is a popular naija musician that have fade. Please guess the celebrity?

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Phones › Re: Someone Help Me O! by Andyblaze(op): 12:26am On Nov 14, 2013

Nastydroid: block a stolen crapberry? you think say if you block am the thief go return am? HELL NO,when computer village dy.bros leave the thief make e flex dy phone naw.e sha work for it

na my pin de vex me. Now i don get my nl crush

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Andyblaze: 12:24am On Nov 14, 2013

Mynd_44: I knew you have to here. The thread fits you

Bro na u be d mad man this time around grin

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Andyblaze: 12:22am On Nov 14, 2013

Freiburger: I'm sorry all our beds are filled up.

Please sir, i escaped from yaba left 6 months ago hoping for a better life on the streets of Lagos but all to no avail, please come and pick me up at ojuelegba junction at mushin. Ayam hungry and need shelter. Tenk

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Andyblaze: 12:20am On Nov 14, 2013

Mynd_44: I knew you have to here. The thread fits you

lol, u and i know ayam a Ph.d holder and very intelligent. Plz bro i am stranded at cele bus stop. Conductor hook my shirt becuz i no whole t.p, abeg i fit get 50 box from u?

Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Andyblaze: 12:05am On Nov 14, 2013

-Mr Cork-:
..from roach to cockroach....Am proud yor grammmar has improved...Well done Son!

Dayuuuuuum! Who The F#ck Go Harder Than You? grin

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Andyblaze: 11:35pm On Nov 13, 2013

Mynd_44: This has got to be a joke

my boy

Nairaland General › Re: Where Is The Moniker @josydaky??? by Andyblaze: 9:44pm On Nov 13, 2013

Josydaky: No mind am, I will go and modify my posts

Lol, abeg do my dear.
Abeg take care of Gom well for me o, he's like a son to me

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