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2nd to comment.

I want to play this match

Ur post disgusts me..not the topic itself

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Unless you are the type that fart in the restaurant and it circulates to the neighbours shop upstairs.

If you are not that type, then you just say "oops" and discussion continues [/color]

What if she mess her own too and u both start competition

god_of_music: I will just laugh it off
And then add some quick joke so she go think say I'm just joking




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Wat if the mess smell so much she start to vomit

Harbosede02: ,chai!!i no pray 4 dat 2 happen 2 me,my fart no gud at all

Dayuuum. I can imagine *closes my cute nose*

Ich_el: @op, wateva brand of weed u r smoking, i really need a puff too

Add me on bbm let's strike a deal

Danhumprey: Repent? You neva start yet.

Argh argh..u don't want me to repent? If I start to push trolley now for this supermarket na u go complain

Danhumprey: Andy! Andy!! Andy!!! How far? How 'trolley' these days?

I don repent

Pweedylipsmoi: aw many thread did you open just to ask dis one question?

I'm a stammerer

vivacious vivi:

If you're with a guy or gal on a first date and the person makes you laugh so hard that an unstoppable Fart pops out or u ate some food and then as your listening to ur date a loud mess erupts even though u tried hard to hold it back, how will you react?

I need to know ur opinions incase of incasity in other to avoid embarrassment if any of us find ourselves in such sticky situation.

virginadams: Am a guy of mid twenties very attractive and works in the bank. I need a serious relationship but can't find any cos all d gals i do meet thinks am a playboy cos of my looks. pls if you are a lady and interested in settling down add me on BBM 2a37979c. If i add you and discover that you are a guy hey! wunt waste time in deleting you cos as you already know i don't have time am a banker.

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^^ why is this been derailed?

Please I seek to
know why the majority of our graduate girls would
wait till the eleventh hour before considering a
marriage proposal from our Nigerians brothers who
reside in Nigeria. I have heard many guys
complained that many of our sisters nowadays are
giving priority to our brothers who reside abroad
than the ones who live in Nigeria. While the time
laps, those girls are left with no option than to yield
to the Nigerians at home at the eleventh hour after
the hope of getting married to guys from abroad has
been lost. Please contribute meaningfully if you can
otherwise support meaningful comments.

-Mr Cork-:
..so we shouldn't get punny coz we want to go to heaven?...we should wait...keep waiting..

Yes. Allah will give u so many virgins in heaven

-Mr Cork-:
...blame for what?..paying for punny is now a crime? ..bro no offense but r u a pastor?

It is a crime in some places and also a sin. Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand

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Who is to be blame for the moral decadence between the those who patronize and those who sell their body

Yahoo1: Gold digger alert

thread closed

Danhumprey: Andy,how far? How market na?

My oga no body come shop for my supermarket today so i no see trolley to use o

god_of_music: See finishing. . . *hides*


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I feel your pain bro

Yahoo1: and now Andyblaze will count himsef a play boy.....

i retired last year

Most Ladies fall in love easily
wit guys who are not really
serious about them but have
the sweet words to make their
imagination and fairy tales feel
or look real while the genuine guys
end up been rubbished by most
ladies.
Does these mean that
playboys have all the cards and
play them perfectly for most
ladies? Even when some ladies
know this guy is only playing on
them they still believe he is
gonna change with time and
they do everything to please
him.

After a couple of Ph.d research i came up with a couple of reasons why ladies seem to prefer playboys to genuine guys.


1. PLAYBOYS Are Always Goodlooking And Handsome unlike GENUINE guys

2. PLAYBOYS Are mostly Rich.

3. PLAYBOYS Are Interesting and guarantee you surprises and no dull moments while most GENUINE guys are boring.

4. PLAYBOYS Understand women better because they deal with a lot of them.

god_of_music: With that your small prick?



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u don do ur turn o