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Health / Re: Kenyan Man With Biggest Manhood Undergoes Surgery (Photos) by Andyblaze: 8:13pm On Oct 26, 2017
Done censoe
Romance / See How My Babes Celebrated My Main Babe Birthday (18+) Pics by Andyblaze: 8:11pm On Oct 26, 2017
Lalasticlala come and take me to promised land na

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Politics / Re: SARS Stops Pan Niger Delta Forum Meeting In River by Andyblaze: 2:51pm On Oct 26, 2017
Is it an undemocratic meeting?

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Religion / Re: "Pastor Is My Baby Daddy" - Mentally Deranged Woman Provides Photos As Proof by Andyblaze: 2:50pm On Oct 26, 2017
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Romance / How I Successfully Toast A Girl In Atm Line This Afternoon And Snap This Pics by Andyblaze: 2:49pm On Oct 26, 2017

My school atm is always fill with fine fine babes from all department so aimed if lectures is bored I will go to atm and stay there with my guys and today two babes come to the atm. Oh my god it's love at first site. They look so fantastic, I begin to eye one but we can't stand so we enter the atm queue and I stand behind her. One nonsense guy in her front started gifting with her I was angry and I begin to fart silent fart. As I fart more people in the line started running away. I was so happy because she did not run meaning she is like me she is used to mess smell. From there I start talking to her and collect her number. The beans I ate in the morning work for me. Thanks u beans


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Crime / Re: 'I Steal Average Of 9 Phones On Friday' - Notorious Corporate Pickpocket. Photos by Andyblaze: 2:42pm On Oct 26, 2017
These guys end up selling iPhone 6 for 30k...No wonder no matter how many they steal, they never live good

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Celebrities / Re: Pasuma Visits Ooni Of Ife, Ogunwusi At His Palace (Photos) by Andyblaze: 2:36pm On Oct 26, 2017
The pioneer of Fuji himself. Yoruba music is greatness

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders Let's Come Together And Follow Each Other On Instagram by Andyblaze: 2:35pm On Oct 26, 2017
Mariinee:
Seriously?? grin

yeahh
Romance / Re: Nairalanders Let's Come Together And Follow Each Other On Instagram by Andyblaze: 2:34pm On Oct 26, 2017
Realfitbody:
Okay

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Drop yours

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Romance / Nairalanders Let's Come Together And Follow Each Other On Instagram by Andyblaze: 2:30pm On Oct 26, 2017


Let's all drop our Instagram handles and I'll follow each one and also expect a follow back.

Every one who drops should follow back when followed please.

Drop your handles below a

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Celebrities / Re: Aso-Ebi For Oritse Femi & Nabila Fash Wedding: For Ladies N40k And N25k For Men by Andyblaze: 2:25pm On Oct 26, 2017
Hate or Love Demi, he is one of the few Nigerian acts that has a melody

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures From The Birthday Party Of Kunle Afod by Andyblaze: 2:24pm On Oct 26, 2017
Beautiful Family

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Politics / Re: APC Postpones Convention Till 2018 by Andyblaze: 2:18pm On Oct 26, 2017

I guess they are waiting for me to drop a hit song first

Romance / Re: 6 Signs You Are Just A Side Chick by Andyblaze: 2:14pm On Oct 26, 2017
Lmao
Celebrities / Re: Opeyemi Olarinde To Timi Dakolo: "Ignore Daddy Freeze, Myopic Man" -Ex Wife Says by Andyblaze: 2:08pm On Oct 26, 2017
DopeBoss:
Be sincere does ur comment make any sense to youundecided?

Re check
Celebrities / Re: Opeyemi Olarinde To Timi Dakolo: "Ignore Daddy Freeze, Myopic Man" -Ex Wife Says by Andyblaze: 2:04pm On Oct 26, 2017
He isn't thoroughly myopic when we consider the fact that although we might not agree with every thing he does say, he got good points on certain arguments. Especially with regards to Nigeria Cha Che Pastors smiley

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Celebrities / Check Out The World Most Expensive Shoes Which Costs 5.4 Billion Naira by Andyblaze: 2:00pm On Oct 26, 2017
The “world’s most expensive shoes” have been valued at a staggering $15.1 million USD.

Encrusted with large and extremely rare pink and blue diamonds, plus flawless white diamonds and another 1000 pointer diamonds, the larger jewels alone are worth in excess of $13 million.

The creator, 35-year-old British designer Debbie Wingham, is known for making ultra-pricey record breakers – after shooting to fame with the “Most Expensive Black Diamond Dress” in Dubai five years ago. The shoes will be her fourth “world’s most expensive” showcase, which includes the world’s most expensive cake, which she made in 2015.
The opulent kicks were reportedly commissioned by a family from the United Arab Emirates, who wanted “a unique piece of diamond art for a loved one’s birthday gift,” according to a release from the artist.
“Some people inherit grandma’s brooch, others a portfolio of jewels.” All of the diamonds in the shoes are set in platinum and the zips and the plaque underneath the shoes are solid gold. It took hundreds of man-hours to stitch them together, using 18-carat gold thread. Even the leather coating process was painted in 24-carat gold paint.

The flowers are made from leather, molded into the shape of Arabian jasmines, and also encrusted with diamonds. A rose gold accent was added to give a slight contrast. The gems are set in piped and quilted details, which resemble cake decoration.


http://mtonews.com/holy-crap-check-worlds-expensive-pair-shoes-shoes-cost-51-million-ladies-even-cute/


Mynd44 lalasticlala

Romance / It May Make No Sense But Why Is It That..... by Andyblaze: 10:27pm On Oct 21, 2017
It's wrong for a man to reject a woman because of her skin color, but it's OK for a woman to reject a man because of his dick Size?
Romance / Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 2:50pm On Sep 30, 2017
Lol
Politics / Re: Farmer Hit By A Fired Gas Canister During Chaos In Aba (Graphic Photos) by Andyblaze: 2:07pm On Sep 14, 2017
Please just put some respek on my chain
Religion / How A Muslim Made My Sunday This Morning by Andyblaze: 10:29am On Aug 20, 2017
This morning I went down to get my trouser amended, prior to going I had about 5,000 naira in the pocket of this said trouser and I totally forgot I had put it in there last night. Fast forward I went to an Hassan multipurpose shop near my street where they amended clothes, shoes and bags and gave the trouser to one to amend whilst I waited.

When he was there I went home and tested the trouser on my body, then I dipped my hand into my pockets and at that moment I remembered I had put some money there last night but lo and Behold there wasn't any money in there anymore. It was crazy as I sped immediately with the trouser still on back to the shop, one arriving back there I couldn't find the man who amended my trouser. I asked his colleagues about him but they said he had left then I complained to them that the cloth he amended for me had some money in it but I couldn't find it anymore. They told me they had seen no money but that he had already left. Dang! This man has claimed sharp on me and zoomed off with my money and I was resigning to fate, he came strolled back to the shop from wherever he went to and I couldn't recognize him but the other hausa men spoke some hausan to him and then told me he's the one.. I told him i had some money in the trouser he amended but after shaping I couldn't find the money...

Love and Behold, he dipped his hand in his pocket and told me he picked it on the floor that it must have fallen while I was removing the cloth from my body after testing his work. He handed back the 5,000 naira to me.
The honesty of this Muslim fella has made my Sunday already and I couldn't help but wonder, how many of we Christians can actually do this. I know certain people who probably would have shared that money amongst themselves the moment they saw it and all connive to say they didn't see it when I had returned to complain.

THE good is not by claiming we are God - fearing, it's by our deeds.

This is a true story and happened to me minutes ago, Happy Sunday Guys.

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Romance / Re: My Wedding Pictures! by Andyblaze: 5:34pm On Aug 19, 2017
Cute


IF I get 100 Likes I will get married this year

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Autos / Re: Mercedes SLK 55 Aug Convertible For Sale! PEEP IN by Andyblaze: 12:44pm On Aug 18, 2017
Convertible

Celebrities / Re: Olufemi Olukayode Adeyemi: F-Shaw Is Back In The Studio (Photos) by Andyblaze: 10:57am On Aug 18, 2017
Moonlight Serenader
Celebrities / Meet The Fitness Fanatic Spends Fortune Trying To Make Himself Look Older by Andyblaze: 11:57am On Aug 17, 2017
A fitness fanatic from Poland is encouraging the ageing process while most of his Instagram colleagues are trying to slow it down.
Pawel Ladziak has the physique of a body builder and the coiffured white hair of the most dapper old boy in town.
The Warsaw social media sensation – otherwise known as the Polish Viking for reasons that are beyond obvious – has worked particularly hard for his unusual looks which have most of his followers baffled over his real age.

Many mistake the 35-year-old for a man in his 60s; a misjudgement that makes his physique all the more impressive.
Ladziak spends a small fortune on dying his naturally dark hair and beard bright white, in order to keep up the subterfuge and set himself apart from the rest of the be-muscled men in his online so-called fit fam.
The clever marketing ploy began when Pawel got his first few greys – and, evidently not one to do things by halves, he decided to shun the salt and pepper look for a snowy white alternative.


His hair has even led to some (admittedly terrible) Internet Detectives questioning his marriage with wife, Magda.
The couple took Instagram by storm together, and because of Pawel’s white hair, it would appear there’s a significant age gap. So much so, some even mistake Magda for Pawel’s daughter.
Just goes to show you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover or a woman on her choice of lover.

While many men baulk at the thought of losing the pigmentation in their hair, this guy is making grey look great – sort of like a snow-capped mountain range.
Just goes to show that absolutely no one need settle for what their mama gave them and pretty much everything you see on social media is an expertly curated lie.

Cc: Lalasticlala seun


https://www.unilad.co.uk/fitness/fitness-fanatic-spends-fortune-trying-to-make-himself-look-older/

NYSC / Re: Photo Of Ngozi Blessing Oformezie, Imo Building Trapped Corper Who Died by Andyblaze: 11:45am On Aug 17, 2017
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Autos / Re: Mercedes SLK 55 Aug Convertible For Sale! PEEP IN by Andyblaze: 6:33pm On Aug 15, 2017
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Autos / Mercedes SLK 55 Aug Convertible For Sale! PEEP IN by Andyblaze: 12:01pm On Aug 15, 2017
This Mercedes machine is for sale. Perfect Condition, imported from Canada.



Underneath the SLK55’s long, handsome hood dwells a hand-built 5.5-liter V-8 that pumps out 415 hp. In addition to this delightful engine are many other performance upgrades that make the SLK55 more than just your average roadster. A paddle-shifted seven-speed automatic handles shifting duties, while heated seats make life enjoyable when you drop the folding hardtop.


Contact me on WhatsApp if interested with +234/90672/46/103


Price is 6Million Naira

Celebrities / Re: OMG: See Slay Queen Wey Don Rotten O - This Is A Graphic Photo Please by Andyblaze: 6:39pm On Aug 14, 2017
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Romance / Re: South African Lady Weds Nigerian In Port Shepstone, S'africa. by Andyblaze: 10:34am On Aug 13, 2017
I bought man

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