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The joke is dat I spelt nairaland as mairaland...hahahahhahahahahahohoohohohhoohokkokokookokokwakwakwakwakakwkakwkakahoahaha

Ma babe

PretiEbony: lmao... Abi u dey act Nigerian movie 4 here

Am confused about this too...could d mod put it on Fp so we can get more opinions?

I received an email last week which was quite
disturbing and, to say the least, disgusting. It
is about dead babies that can be bought from
hospitals in Taiwan for $70 to meet the high
demand for grilled and barbequed babies!
I am sure this must be a hoax, although the
message comes with an attached slide show,
showing how the baby is prepared, cooked and
eaten.
Could you please investigate?

xynerise: smh

If I phuck ur sister

xynerise: mtcheww

If I slap u

Idowuogbo: Dats not u! Thief!!

Why do u say dat gbebe

Idowuogbo: Baba Latin

Bebe

xynerise: Whats up?

Hey don't talk to ma bebe

reppin

Still on the matter

NIGERIA DE MAKE ME VEX O...Y DEM DE TRY TO HOLD BALL INSTEAD OF TO SCORE MORE GOALS??

WIZKID Don suffa

moreeni: How time flies! These dudes have defiled the adage; twenty children can't play for twenty years. Groovy

BUT THEY'RE 5 NOT 20

Metallurgist: Mia san mia(we are who we are) Bayern i hail thee, the best club in term of financial stability, management and general well being, second only to barcelona on squad dept and tactical play, huge home grown talent, fantastic football philosopy, and playing in most watch league(in term of filling stadiums) in europe what more those a building coach like pep wants more than that,

AND CHELSEA STILL Zap UNA TOTO

I Prefer her as a kid...the innocent look z gone

Anyi.:
No breakthrough kid! The story's dead. Leave it that way

Man..u never can tell o..I might be on ma way to writn a good script

Three nuns on a train had been getting to know one
another and decided to tell each other what their
greatest sins were. The first nun says, "My greatest
sin is sex. Every year I go out for a week and work as
a prostitute. Of course, I put all the money I earn into
the poor box."
The second nun says, "My greatest sin is drinking.
Every year I take the money from the poor box and
go out drinking for a solid week." The third just sits
there quietly.
So the first nun says to her, "Come on, we've told you
our worst sins. Now you have to tell us yours."
The third nun says, "My greatest sin is that I gossip,
and I can't wait to get off this train."

Last night was the 2012 edition of an annual world transgender beauty pageant that normally see “she-male” (hitherto male) contestants fly in from all
corners of the world to battle who is the most ‘pretty’ of them all

Actually tagged ‘Miss International Queen Beauty pageant’ the 8th edition, which held last night in Pattaya, Thailand, had twenty-one contestants from
fifteen countries present.

At the end of the contest, Miss Philipines, Kevin Balot won the crown of the 8th Miss International Queen Beauty pageant.

“She” was awarded $10,000, an apartment in Thailand for a year and a Thai cell phone – so much for going through multiple surgeries and hormone
therapy to have my d*ck cut off then changing my name from “Mr” to “Mrs.”



http://www.torontosun.com/2012/11/01/brazil-holds-first-transsexual-beauty-pageant
http://www.buzzfeed.com/alannaokun/18-photos-from-the-worlds-premiere-transgender-be

Some ‘gorgeous’ photos from the transgender event are below:

Gracious Lord! Are men safe any longer in this world? Can you tell that these “beauties” were once men? I doubt! I really pity men sha….most especially the ones that go after anything in skirts….you go jam “something” wey big pass your own one day!

There was this man who had stayed in the village for over 30 years...he could not get a wife...atimes he wud sit in his room and brood/think over getting a wife...he had the resources but had not found a suitable wife..one day he decided to place a contest for the most beautiful and well mannered girls in the village in order to get a wife.

On the day of the competition, many ladies gathered from far and wide..he was a wealthy and handsome man so quite a lot of women where willin to marry him...one after the other each maiden filed out and was scrutinized by the man but all he found of questionable character. But most made up for this in beauty...3 young pretty triplet girls were all that was left alongside tow other beautiful ladies

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I have a confession..I actually started this thread in order to drop a dry joke but I got inspiration to write this all of a sudden..I just formed it myself now now..ill continue when next I think of a funny twist to add to the story..maybe I might be havin my storyline breakthrough today..


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To be Continued

Boring

Walexz02: Who b dis

The pastor