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There was this man who had stayed in the village for over 30 years...he could not get a wife...atimes he wud sit in his room and brood/think over getting a wife...he had the resources but had not found a suitable wife..one day he decided to place a contest for the most beautiful and well mannered girls in the village in order to get a wife.

On the day of the competition, many ladies gathered from far and wide..he was a wealthy and handsome man so quite a lot of women where willin to marry him...one after the other each maiden filed out and was scrutinized by the man but all he found of questionable character. But most made up for this in beauty...3 young pretty triplet girls were all that was left alongside tow other beautiful ladies

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I have a confession..I actually started this thread in order to drop a dry joke but I got inspiration to write this all of a sudden..I just formed it myself now now..ill continue when next I think of a funny twist to add to the story..maybe I might be havin my storyline breakthrough today..


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To be Continued

Boring

Walexz02: Who b dis

The pastor

shol: This joke is from what year 1805?

1992

One day a pastor kiss his daughter

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She come die

enitan2002: You think i will fall for all these fake pix without seeing them on Al-Jazeera, CNN, BBC or FRANCE 24?

Na I'm d title say na fake pictures na

Steven : “I want my money now!”
Tom: I’ll kill myself so that I wount pay you *he
pulled a gun n shot himself dead*
Steven: “hahaha….. If u think u’l get away with my
money u r wrong, i’l follow u until u pay me
*he takes de gun n shot himself dead as well*
Jamas: was watching from a distance he laughed n
said “these guys are funny, I want to watch this till
de end”
…. he also took de gun and killed him self!
“SO IF U WANT 2 KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT,U
KNOW WHAT 2 DO….!”
Just kill yourself,, lol !!!

As he mess mosquito come die

One day a mad man was eating beans
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Then he mess

Mee

ceejay80s: Wetin i find enter dis thread sef? Na so so lipstick and sanitary pad i dey passive here! "Waka pass,trip and fall,lose 2 teeth"

Perceive not passive

webizone: For some of you who like following white women to do whatever they do. A lesson to you all! White women are really cursed and now that they don't have parents and husbands who can beat the hell outta them, rubbish like this tend to happen everyday. Please don't forget MouthAction, sleeping with animals, etc.
For fame or the 'right' amount of money, a white woman could eat your faeces and drink your urine!

My ex gf drank my urine for recharge card in PH

God pickin: Moin all, Y do catholics find it hard to communicate?
If ur priest serves as ur confession box, dts ur bizyness
Everyone's opinionated.@ chukwudi44 Instead of explain u decided to
Take a jab @ a man who did u no wrong explaination wud Ave worked wonders. Its shows dt d
Catholic church is really full of pagans. As it were b4
Instead of taking ur nitwitted brain to seek knowledge.
U open ur stinking mouth to talk. Where were all of u
Wen d biggest scam was played on u by d vitcan?
Ask for wisdom. Dumb ass fool.

What sort of christian judges another christian church as Pagan..so u r now God...may God open ur eyes

Preek for toto

Wetin una talk

Many Nigerians did not believe the existence of
Illuminati in Nigeria and many believe it only exit in
Nigerian Music Industry.
But here is another hint:A few weeks ago Chelsea
star, John Mikel ventured into the music business
with his younger brother Patrick Obi and launched a
record label"MMM" (Matured Money Minds).
Few days ago a photo surfaced showing Mikel doing
the Illuminati hand sign with a big smile on his face.
Does that mean Illuminati's really exist in Nigerian
Music Industry?

One day a girl seduced akpors and akpors nack am she com born but
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The pikin na slowpoke

Seriously most nigerians are really bad belle people..how is this song rubbish...this is one of the best wizkid tracks this year...damn I loooooove this

Wow

One day two friends were walkin na so one mess d oda one die...d oda one come commit suicide

Lagusta: Are u for real

Nobody go kill u, na u go kill yourself...

Oya choose one, its either you pee on a live transformer or you go suck the kitty-kat of a lioness!!!

Thanx for co-operating

ma suck berem own

fluid26: Now I will shoot you and you will die!
kpua! Kpua!! Oya...die! Die!! Dieeeeeee!!!

the 2nd line sound like those aluu guys...damn...lol

Thank you, Jules

Hahaha atleast some pple laff...ma tell una no be must say I go copy n opaste. Jokes here..just somtin original like dis could make pple smile

But e funny small na