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 Family › Laptop Is About To Cause Divorce In My Uncle's Marriage by Andyblaze(op): 9:40pm On Aug 15, 2014 |
My aunt came to complain to my mum today that ever since her hubby bought a laptop, he's always playin with it especially in the night and rarely has time to make her feel like a woman with boomba or give her attention in the house. Please what can be done. Please mature contributions |
| Celebrities › Re: Picture Of The Cutest Nairaland Guys! by Andyblaze: 9:32pm On Aug 15, 2014 |
temhab: Andyblaze Spacegoat 3 Likes
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| Celebrities › Re: This Man Is 170 Years Old From Ekiti State by Andyblaze: 9:10pm On Aug 15, 2014 |
Let's see the birth certificate |
| Celebrities › Re: Nairalander Silverdam Shares New Pictures by Andyblaze: 12:37am On Aug 14, 2014 |
Khalessi: Man way no even get prick dey search for girlfriend.I just dey love u these days  #BITG |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who's Posts Do You Love Most On Nairaland? by Andyblaze: 4:00pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
ggrin: ANDYBLAZE my lovei was killed. Do u love mai spirit? |
| Romance › Re: Dealing With A Long Distance Relationship by Andyblaze: 9:12pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
MrCork: .....bro...serrriously...I hav notin against B1tches whcih is y i like u... U a great Ghana B!tch (no oofeinse)MzOma busy gathering bankuu, he say he wanna eat a lot get fat, then bleach his skin so he can attract beautifool b!tch like me |
| Romance › Re: Dealing With A Long Distance Relationship by Andyblaze: 9:03pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
MrCork: ...bro... u sound like one of ma B!tches from Kenya....are u pregnant? (no ofeinse)Old man never still wan get sense |
| Romance › Why Do Girls Have This Stupid Specialities.... by Andyblaze(op): 8:59pm On Aug 11, 2014*. Modified: 9:16pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
They get wet without bath, they bleed without an injury, they give milk without eating grass, and still make boneless things to be very hard!!! #BITG 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Dealing With A Long Distance Relationship by Andyblaze: 8:56pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
MrCork: .B!tch ..who the f*** is Randy blaze? (no oofeinse)He's the man that impregnated your mother |
| Romance › Re: International Boomba Guide To Pleasing Naija Ladies..come N Learn by Andyblaze(op): 5:26pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
If u read and don't comment on wednesday you will receive EBOLA |
| Romance › Re: She Loves Me So Much She Had To Do This..(picture Of 18+) by Andyblaze(op): 5:25pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
agrovick: in that case, lets secure a permanent room for youU go be d doctor or ur girlfriend |
| Romance › Re: She Loves Me So Much She Had To Do This..(picture Of 18+) by Andyblaze(op): 5:24pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
Olusanya333: Shey dis na question or Curse.Two of them |
| Romance › Re: She Loves Me So Much She Had To Do This..(picture Of 18+) by Andyblaze(op): 3:57pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
agrovick: Andy! U neva well? BITGI will never recover? |
| Romance › Re: She Loves Me So Much She Had To Do This..(picture Of 18+) by Andyblaze(op): 12:45am On Aug 11, 2014 |
ggrin: U no dy keep secret shahow can I when your love is overwhelming me #BITG |
| Celebrities › Re: Sarkodie Becomes Ambassador For Breastfeeding by Andyblaze: 12:43am On Aug 11, 2014 |
frankben: exactly my thought....Higher ko lower ni |
| Romance › She Loves Me So Much She Had To Do This..(picture Of 18+) by Andyblaze(op): 12:37am On Aug 11, 2014 |
i wonder why she will like to go everywhere i go? she call my phone atleast 7 times in a day talking like 10mins each times she calls, weaking my battery..lol she said she's been dreaming of me everynite, hugging me and kissing me everywhere and anywhere, said she can't do witout me i m the stick dat old her heart, doing everything she can to satsfy me, like if she haven't seen in 5 minutes time she would die..... please wetin i do this girl wey dey make dey go gaga for me like this? could this be love? 1 #BITG 1 Like
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| Romance › International Boomba Guide To Pleasing Naija Ladies..come N Learn by Andyblaze(op): 12:29am On Aug 11, 2014 |
Internationally recognized BOOMBA magazine chat in a chat with world famous AndyBlaze on few tips to pleasing Naija Girls and her dropped some of the following... Whayasay *Girls like to hide their age. So, don’t ever ask them “when’s your birthday again?” or “how old are you?”. *Since she likes to be taken as a 'yound' girl, don’t say even by mistake “Haha, my friend mistook you for my elder sister the other day”. No try remind her say she don dey old. * An average Naija Girl believes She is intelligent enough to tackle you. So, don’t say “Never mind. You won’t understand, anyway”. Probably, she is not in a mood to talk with you. Manage the situation and never say,”What’s wrong with you?” * Naija Girls are fond of clothes. If they like some dress, then whether it’s expensive or cheap, they would make all best possible efforts to get it. That’s why don’t dare to ask “How much did that dress cost? Looks expensive”. Even if the okrika scent dey show wella just pretend like say you no dey perceive am. *Never ever praise any girl in front of your girlfriend. So, don’t say “Wow, your sister looks hot in that dress”, “Your sister looks cute today”, or “That hot girl is my ex-girlfriend”. *Naija Girls don’t like their comparison with other women. Try not to say “You’re becoming more and more like your **** everyday”, or “**** is hot so why can't you be like her ?” *Never admit that she looks fat and steer clear of saying “Aren't those your fat pants?” or “Are you really going to go dressed like that?” *Naija Girls like to be praised all the time. Don’t show your stupidity by asking “Is that a new pimple on your face?” As they are conscious about their looks and appearance, never dare to say “Why do you smell like that?”, “How much do you weigh?”, “I'm getting you a dress, are you size 24”, or “What size are you, here's an XL”. #BITG 3 Likes |
| Phones › Re: Is There Any Smartphone I Could Get For 8,000 Naira? by Andyblaze: 12:02am On Aug 09, 2014 |
MANGAM: Chai! Na so market bad these days?  be like her bobo dem no de service her pay wella nowadays 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: A Girl Saved My Life Today....guys Help Me N Thank God, Sincerely! by Andyblaze(op): 10:59pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
Ivanspring: Even when you say 'lol' you're still frowning. Don't you ever smile?I was born with my face that way 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: A Girl Saved My Life Today....guys Help Me N Thank God, Sincerely! by Andyblaze(op): 9:49pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
clubone05: I can see you are still traumatised. ..u cant even spell rightyes my body is still shaking ojigbijigbi ojigbigbiji #BITG |
| Romance › Re: A Girl Saved My Life Today....guys Help Me N Thank God, Sincerely! by Andyblaze(op): 9:47pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
Shiifi: hmmm wetin b d girl name,which tribe she b , and hope say u no do wetin i dey tinklol..no be wetin u dey think #BITG |
| Romance › Re: A Girl Saved My Life Today....guys Help Me N Thank God, Sincerely! by Andyblaze(op): 9:46pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
kapable75: How old are you?16 and half #BITG 2 Likes |
| Romance › A Girl Saved My Life Today....guys Help Me N Thank God, Sincerely! by Andyblaze(op): 9:11pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
Early this morning i woke up very happy and coming out to see d beautiful day, i heard some guyz speakin hausa sayin: hmmm they butchered him. Curiously i put on a short and snikers n ran out to see wot happend cos i heard a dead man was dump at d end of our street, comin out of our street i heard an aggresive voice "HOLD IT! IF U MOVE I WILL SHOOT" i obeyd and was asked to turn around which i did tinkin they wud let me go, to my greatest suprise they move me into their van lookin 4 handcuff, Jesus! i almost cried out bt no handcuff so i was askd to sit at d back of their van, they wound't want me 2 call my dad. What wil i do nw i tot, why did i even come out the first place? After some distance my fone range, it was my dad and one of d oficer tuk d fone, said i was a suspect regarding d corpse found dead. Luckily 4 me one of d oficer askd the oda to return my fone, he wound't bourge bt d oda oficer forcefuly seized d fone 4rm him and handed it over to me (maybe he dey eye my fone), they started arguing wen one of d suspects tried escaping wit handcuffd hands and all d mumu oficers folowd him, see me see freedom, oboy i ran out of d van, were wil i run to? while runin i saw a girl openin her gate n i ran in as if it were my house, she came afta me wantin to screem bt tried to hear me out, so she hid me inside her room, wen one of d oficer came for me she denied seeing me & convinced him to check other hideout. I've been in her room since mornin, she fed me and went out n bougt me new Tshirt n a Jean so i culd change b4 goin home. She sugested i go home after Milan & Barca's match so i cud go along wit oda guyz. Infact i wud have bn beind bars by now, though i got home safly bt my mom insisted i shud leave 4 somtime until d heat is calm. Guyz 4 d first time i was save by GIRL. From the bottom of my heart I promise neva to hurt a girl again. #BITG 3 Likes |
| Health › Re: I Started The Saltwater Ebola Cure Rumor I Truely Am Sorry by Andyblaze: 4:04pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
Razi1: bastard so na u make ma fada wake me up wit fone cal for 6am tel me say make i baf hot water with salt .u get luck say i no drink am.oluku like u.no be ur fault na joblessness cause am.mugu u mates d go school so dat dm fit help find cure for d ebola while u d school d fool around. With such xpensive joke if u get 3rd class later nw u go begin say na lecturer hate u.no go find beta tin do with ur time.retarded senegalese chimp.canter mawapukwagi mmiri otu gi.foolHmmm na exactly that time my papa wake me up too |
| Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Ended Up In The Hospital Because Of.... by Andyblaze(op): 2:28pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
Agybabe: Tell her jor...with time she'll heal.Becuz she was banned from nairaland |
| Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Ended Up In The Hospital Because Of.... by Andyblaze(op): 1:12pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
#BITG |
| Politics › Re: Patrick Sawyer intentionally brought the Ebola Virus To nigeria by Andyblaze(op): 9:51am On Aug 08, 2014 |
GIYAZZ:I wan bath
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