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AnteeSpermBut ban me since rubbusi....


Oya trolls learn anoda secret


2.Have lots of email addresses. You’re
going to need lots of different accounts
on each of the the various sites and games
you plan on trolling. Usually a site will not
let you start a new account with an email
that is registered to a different account, so
you’ll need an email for each account that
you create on a site.






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DonaldGenes: I guess that guy in question is Andyblaze right, shy I say that is because the response is symptomatic of his handwork lol

With the interest shown by Nastydroid and MzNelly, I begin with the first rule to trolling


1.
Don’t get reported. There are good trolls
and there are bad trolls. You want to be a
good troll. Griefing, flaming and generally being
an annoying jerk will only get you reported and
eventually banned. If you want to remain in the
community, be funny, be clever, and be a troll
that people enjoy watching. Know your audience,
know what they will expect and tolerate and you
will be able to bring smiles and lols to everyone.

Making a moral point with your trolls or
making a game out of your trolling (for
everyone else, not just you) is a good way to
make your antics accepted within Nairaland.
E.G SpaceGoat's troll thread on the types of Girls guys should avoid though a comic relief, had a visible iota of truth in it.




#BITG

Its a Lie


See what this thread reported

www.nairaland.com/1886795/official-troll-tutorials-thread-learn

It is no longer a secret that the most amusing,interesting and popular personalities on various websites and forums and despite the amount of despicability attached to the art, it is indeed a lucrative terrain for internet notoriety and popularity.

It is good to note however that this art would gain you as much haters as the love or fanbase you get from it.

This thread is a roll call for the trolls and aspirants on Nairaland, tips (100%success rate) of how to be a troll, and also historical evidences of the most popular web trolls of all time as well as a thread for discourse of the art of trolling by trolls and interested persons.

Book your seats now as I take yall on this bumpy ride!





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Guykhena: Mine was a Red Hoe pretty close tho..

i thought Red Hoe too

Bunsky: Another Andyblaze..

NA WETIN

EddyNumerouno: andyblaze or his junior brother

WTF dont compare me with pigs

I need the money to conduct some research on some herbs in my area, I believe I can work out something tangible. I am a science student who believes a lot in my abilities.
Someone plz connect me to the government... Cramjones

#boomba

The 40 Year Old Virgin

temigracie: ...huh!!!....did i kiss you??...the last time i checked, i didnt.....**sighs**.....

how come your lipstick dey show for my lips

temigracie: ...lol...You cant have ebola now...Have screened you with the detector......

I escape from quarantine center

temigracie: ..oya, take kiss...mwuuuaaaahh!!!

u no ask me whether I get ebola u just carry kiss give me ehn?

temigracie: ...Darling, we love you....

..Just that we dont know how to express it

oya drop me goodnight kiss as evidence

temigracie: ...awww, my sweet Andy....

We never under-rated you...

Buh Nairalanders never loved us ;(

Andy Blaze

any contrary view?


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pussyeater: Andy!

eh?


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which of the lady is better for a
man to get married to between this two.
1. A lady with a very low thinking that can't even
manage a business on her own without ur present or
idea in fact looking foolish can't hustle can't make a
decision of her own until u decide and not beautiful
but very faithful and God fearing.
2nd very beautiful and intelligent that can manage
the little you give to her to grow but not faithful. Why
am asking your opinion is cus am in d situation and
am a young man that want to settle down soon, am
in 2years+ relationship with the first stated lady
hoping all this years I can change her but seem not
possible, wen I know her I establish a little business
for her to manage but d business fold up by her
inability to manage I decided her to go and work she
only work for 5months and was fire by her boss base
on her inability to know the right thing to do I
decided taking care of her for the past 2years now bt
she finally don d worst, she was left alone in the
house while I left to work and never brought a very
high voltage while she was watching telling thank
God that the bomb in the parlor and bedroom got
exploded after some minute the stabilizer been plug
d TV trip off to protect my electronic but she went
ahead and plug in direct which it resolving in
damaging almost all what had gotten worth hundred
of thousand am just stating dis for you to understand
what her low thinking has been cusing me. The
second lady love me bt she even told me that even if
we happen to get marry I should nt think am gonna
be monitoring her that I have to free her that wen is
time she will decide what to do with her life, infact
she has many date @d moment bt looking gud and
smart to my liking and am a business kind of man
that need a reasoning woman by me. And this has
overly been my way of meeting ladies that if smart
would cheat if faithful must doll and I hate lady to
cheat on me cus am not such type and av nt seen
except the two. Please ur opinion

I have a fiancee whom i love so much,though she is
almost thru with her service nd am startin mine by
nov. I told my people dat i want to do introduction by
dec. Buh my mum is refusin, tellin me to go nd serve
then do my masters first, whereas am already
managin in a place dat pays 40k per month nd i told
my fiancee to lets get pregnant buh she is refusin
because she dnt want to hurt my mum's feelins...i dnt
wnt to loose dis girl:..... What do i do?



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Ur advice is needed.am from Anambra state though
am not in Naija at the moment,am 34.I dated a girl
from lmo state between 2004 and 2006 b4 travelling
out of Naija 2007.this girl happen to be my first love
and we love each other so much but,I happen to be
the one that termnated the relationship because,the
mum invited me for a round table talk.her reason of
our discusion was to know if my air my aim with the
daughter would end up in marriage or if its just bf
and gf.being that I justed started life then and
couldn't take perfect care of myself then,not to talk
of thinking about marriage,I replied the mom that we
are till in bf and gf but,if its the will of God dat I
would get married go the daughter,that it would
surely take place.I didn't want to make a promise I
wasn't sure of fulfiling.she now said ok,that she only
wanted to know my intention.I left after the meeting
but,didn't feel comforable with the r/ship thereafter
because,I started seeing it that I was hindering her from
getting married which I told her though,she said I
shouldn't mind her mom but,then I was no longer
comfortable with the whole think,that was how I
terminated the r/ship against her wish,because I needed
to make money first and stand on my own b4 getting
married.my problem now is that am ready to get
married now but,am finding difficult to see a girl and
love the way I use to love this my first love.this is a
serious problem because,I have been in this situation for
bearly 2yrs now and my Chika has gotten married
since 3yrs back.plz,advice me on how I can get my
mind off so that I can focus and find love again,tnx




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GoodFaith: Dude
Please send me the food

na so hunger hook u reach?

mstik: ok
so you're an alien abi?
isorai

Yes o alien..check ma newest thread, I need good advice