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RomanceMy Girlfriend Is Not Romantic..see What She Did!! Viewer Discretion by Andyblaze(op): 9:24pm On Aug 26, 2014
i went to visit my girlfriend, dis girl is not romantic at
all,unromantic girl can be annoying,somebody
offended me and i was really angry and i told my
Girlfriend dat today i am so angry dat somebody
make me angry,she told me sorry and i told her dat
today i am not going to eat anything,dat i am going
to stay hungry for all day,so i was expecting her to
pet me to eat,instend, she stood up from de chair dat
She was sitting and she said dat i am not yet hungry
dat by de time i see de other side of hunger by den
She most have eaten de remaining food in is
kichen,after saying dat to me, she left without looking
back,dis is really sad

angry angry


#BITG
RomanceRe: I Am A Nigerian Based Abroad, See What Love Wants To Do To Me (pic) by Andyblaze(op): 9:17pm On Aug 26, 2014
mstik: but in anoda post, you said you're 16huh
I grow up very fast unlike u humans
RomanceRe: I Am A Nigerian Based Abroad, See What Love Wants To Do To Me (pic) by Andyblaze(op): 9:15pm On Aug 26, 2014
rozzay: Hehehe funny andy but crious dis baby in dis pic u always put is cute o. Don't tell me dats u as a half caste baby
Check out my newest thread for my true life story
RomanceRe: My Engagement Ring To Marieolae by Andyblaze: 8:39pm On Aug 26, 2014
DonaldGenes: Haha hahahahaha Andyblaze you go keel me one day...Omg! You no dey carry last ooo


Abeg gimme better romanus song make the music turn her on grin
*singing prelude*

Oh Marieolae Donald gonna make you famous...

He gonna pick out the hair in your a-nus...

He will sew you buba and wrapper because him be tailor...

On bed both of you will sail smoothly cuz him be experienced sailor...

RomanceRe: I Am A Nigerian Based Abroad, See What Love Wants To Do To Me (pic) by Andyblaze(op): 8:17pm On Aug 26, 2014
rozzay: Go to liberia nd contract ebola to prove ur love for her

RomanceI Am A Nigerian Based Abroad, See What Love Wants To Do To Me (pic) by Andyblaze(op): 8:02pm On Aug 26, 2014

I'm 30year male, i live abroad, i have a girl am dating
about 7months now, i have been trying all my best to
make her happy sometimes i take her to shopping
and give her some little money though not much
amount of money because money is not coming the
way it should. i love her so much why started to date
her was i have no gf i wanted a relationship that will
lead to marriage, but this girl chooses to abuse me in
front of her friends call me a poor man i do not have
money she ask me to leave her alone.unknowinly to
her i was into a business deals and God has done it
for me i still feel somethin for her but before then she
told me she have gotten a man who will take care of
her, this is nothing but the truth friends what should
i do to her now should i move on or look for her?


angry angry


#BITG
RomanceRe: My Engagement Ring To Marieolae by Andyblaze: 7:47pm On Aug 26, 2014
DonaldGenes: Guest; Selected Nairalanders

Ring bearer is this my Small lil Kitten
Also starring, Andyblaze as the Guitarist

"Now, [Drops on One knee] (Positioned myself well) Screams out Loud,

Marieolae,with this ring of mine, I, me & myself according Nairaland Constitution hereby engage thee..." Will yoU marry me? [Yes].






Say No, and you get a ban till 2015grin
Here I am.....maria come lemme serenade you with romantic tunes

RomanceRe: See The Kind Of Man My Girl Is Doing Backyard Runs With...18+ by Andyblaze(op): 5:27pm On Aug 26, 2014
PrincessB1: L grin L Yu ar kinda rytwink nd also best in opening anyhw thread..
Wetin be knackiology?
RomanceRe: The Mother Is Supplying Me Provision, But Now See What The Daughter Did 18+ by Andyblaze(op): 5:26pm On Aug 26, 2014
seankay: grin grin grin dese lies u are alwaz sharing, diaris God o
grin grin
RomanceRe: The Mother Is Supplying Me Provision, But Now See What The Daughter Did 18+ by Andyblaze(op): 5:24pm On Aug 26, 2014
ggrin: Andyblaze ma sugar piecrylipsrsealed
How body?
RomanceThe Mother Is Supplying Me Provision, But Now See What The Daughter Did 18+ by Andyblaze(op): 11:55pm On Aug 25, 2014
Hello my real pals in the house, pls help me out, with
your advice it can help me out, i have a situation
right now, there is a woman that is always supplying
us with provisions interms of buying, evebody in the
area where i work knowns the woman very well and
patronise her, sometime the woman we send her
daugthers to make the delivring to her customers,

one of the daughters attitude towards me look so
funny even in the present of my girl friend, to the
extend that people started suspecting me having
with sex with her, whenevr they see the daugther
they started asking her where is your boy friend,
sayin such stupid words to her, even the mother
came to me and said i should take care of her
daughter since i hav been haaving sex with her,
that
she knows already, am confused, actually i dont have
any relationship with her, but i believe the daughter
need me so much which she even told me face to
face to make sex with her, but it looks funny i hav a
serious girl friend, i hav ask her to stop supplyin me
provision or come to my office she refuse, she keep
on coming almost everyday, she trace my resident,

PLS WHAT SHOULD I DO OOOOOO, I AM TOTALLY
CONFUSED. and the age is too low she is just
completed 18yrs in July.

angry angry


#BITG
RomanceRe: I Think My Nairalander Crush Is ...... by Andyblaze: 9:33pm On Aug 25, 2014
angry

RomanceRe: See The Kind Of Man My Girl Is Doing Backyard Runs With...18+ by Andyblaze(op): 11:34pm On Aug 23, 2014
PrincessB1: Andyblaze againundecided BTW u havnt ansa my question.....whyhuh?
about the BITG thingy?
RomanceRe: See What My EX Is Now Doing To Me (Pics) by Andyblaze(op): 9:53pm On Aug 23, 2014
Ivanspring: Let's see...
I said, i'd accommodate you if you're tall, dark, handsome, rich and with a six pack.

1. Tall - you're very short
2. Dark - you're very dark
3. Handsome - you're like Emeka Ike with the teeth of Ronaldinho
4. Rich - you're poor
5. Six pack - Nil

Your score is 1/5 and that's for number 2. The rest are wrong for me so, you have failed the test. Sorry, you can't stay with me...it won't work.

*Christ! Which kind person you be sef?* angry
Look my profile pics. That's my real sef dancing...go to celebrities section, u'll a thread created of me dancing today too

#gospeltruth
RomanceRe: See The Kind Of Man My Girl Is Doing Backyard Runs With...18+ by Andyblaze(op): 8:10pm On Aug 23, 2014
WoodcrestMayor: AndyBlaze my guy cheesy

RomanceRe: See What My EX Is Now Doing To Me (Pics) by Andyblaze(op): 7:19pm On Aug 23, 2014
Ivanspring: Do you have six pack?
I am like Wizkhalifa body figure
RomanceRe: See What My EX Is Now Doing To Me (Pics) by Andyblaze(op): 2:41pm On Aug 23, 2014
Ivanspring: Are you handsome...don't mean ghostly beauty oh?
I look like Emeka Ike with Ronaldinho teeth
RomanceSee The Kind Of Man My Girl Is Doing Backyard Runs With...18+ by Andyblaze(op): 2:40pm On Aug 23, 2014
Guys, i need your help on this.

I had a very strong reason to believe my gurl is
cheating on me, coz when she visits, she never
answers any calls. she would later switch off her
phone and claim it did on its own. The more
pronounced one is a number that reads 'sweet
mother' which she never picks as well, according to
her, "ma mum wld not be pleased if she hear noise
in the background" 'i will rather call her back when
we are home', she will say. believe me that chapter
is closed for that day.

it so happened that she got terribly ill recently, and
was admitted. the same 'sweet mother' called. i
picked the phone hoping to inform her mother of her
state, but to my greatest shock, i heard a white man
that wld definitely be in his late 40s or early 50s
speak, on hearing a male voice, he hung up. he later
called thrice, of which he did same as he first did -
hung up.

he then sent a text saying - 'im coming to lagos on
saturday, dont expect a call'. that was friday night.
when she recovered, i enquired from her who it was
that called, she told me if it's because of the bills i
paid that is giving me rights over her i should make
them available and she will re-pay me back.

i forgot to mention that the money i used to settle
the hospital bills was supposed to clear part of fees,
now im not in school.

wt do i do? i still love her.

angry angry


#BITG
RomanceRe: If It Were You What Would You Do? Picture Of Cheating!!! by Andyblaze(op): 2:23pm On Aug 23, 2014
charijee: You again!!!!

RomanceRe: See What My EX Is Now Doing To Me (Pics) by Andyblaze(op): 2:18pm On Aug 23, 2014
Ivanspring: Are you dark?
Very dark
RomanceIf It Were You What Would You Do? Picture Of Cheating!!! by Andyblaze(op): 2:13pm On Aug 23, 2014
My close friend in a relationship with a girl. The
relationship is less than a week old but the girl keeps
telling me she is ready to dump him for me when I'm
ready. She even said it to his face but my reply is
always 'Papa is my friend'. The truth is that I like this
girl and would have gone for her if not for my friend's
feelings. Now, I'm looking for a way to get her and
also save my friendship. Is there anybody who has
been in this situation before? Any Advice?

angry angry


#BITG

RomanceRe: See What My EX Is Now Doing To Me (Pics) by Andyblaze(op): 2:06pm On Aug 23, 2014
Ivanspring: Hmmm...are you tall?
Very Short
RomanceRe: See What My EX Is Now Doing To Me (Pics) by Andyblaze(op): 1:58pm On Aug 23, 2014
Ivanspring: Well...if you're a rich ghost (face) you can come...as long as you're ready to tell me where you kept your money when you were alive lipsrsealed
I'm very poor
RomanceRe: See What My EX Is Now Doing To Me (Pics) by Andyblaze(op): 1:46pm On Aug 23, 2014
Ivanspring: If you're tall, dark, handsome and rich with a six pack
so no hope for me with my ghostface?angry angry


#BITG
RomanceRe: See What My EX Is Now Doing To Me (Pics) by Andyblaze(op): 9:50am On Aug 23, 2014
Ivanspring: You can pack out.
can I come stay with you?angry angry


#BITG
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian celebrities and their luxury cars! (photos) by Andyblaze: 9:46am On Aug 23, 2014
Fuucck you
RomanceRe: The Only Yoruba Girl I For Like Marry - Pictures by Andyblaze: 9:12am On Aug 23, 2014
Danhumprey: Don't forget Andyblaze/MissYuzedo. grin

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