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Romance › Please Advise Me On This My Childhood Fantasy by Andyblaze(op): 10:22pm On Dec 30, 2013

is this a bad
idea? i am planning to hav a kid at the age of 21 or
22 yrs! though, i don't want 2 marry the mother. i
can take care of the kid. Please i need ur true opinion
on this.
angry

Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Andyblaze(op): 10:18pm On Dec 30, 2013

GentleMimi: You shall be banned soon.....

eejit!

you call me Egypt? angry

Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is Too Jealous Wat Do I Do!!! by Andyblaze: 10:17pm On Dec 30, 2013

dyt

Romance › Re: Don't Know If He Wants 2 Play Games With Me. by Andyblaze: 10:16pm On Dec 30, 2013

na ur odolondolo dey make ma nigger kneel down o angry

Romance › Re: Warning To The Ladies by Andyblaze: 10:15pm On Dec 30, 2013

dyt

Romance › Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze(op): 10:11pm On Dec 30, 2013

deejay_harry1:

My brother no be small thing angry

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Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Andyblaze(op): 10:08pm On Dec 30, 2013

GentleMimi: Lol! U wan see pri*ck or toto? Your eye go blind ooo.
By the way,stop derailing Andy's thread...

I permit the derailment! Let's see your odolondolo to confirm! angry

Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Andyblaze(op): 10:05pm On Dec 30, 2013

GentleMimi: Buahahahah! Andy is pained. I do not open threads to diss my fellow human beings. No time to say no time.
How's ur babe by the way? Has she finally shaved her beards and armpits?

pained ke!!

Btw nairalanders are giving her advice on her to get rid of it in this thread www.nairaland.com/1571650/how-woman-get-rid-facial angry

Celebrities › Re: Is This Picture For Real? by Andyblaze(op): 10:02pm On Dec 30, 2013

professore: [color=#006600][/color]Andyblaze: To confuse you

Arrow go back to the sender

Family › Re: Ever Seen An Albino's Obituary Announcements? by Andyblaze: 10:01pm On Dec 30, 2013

uaphorism: sorry man, didn't know you're an albino..sincerest apologies..

Well, now you know! angry

Romance › Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze(op): 9:52pm On Dec 30, 2013

pweetixandy: na PhotOShOPPed aSS una dey die for?!

Pictures of where the photoshopping was been carried out or it never happened angry

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Entertainment › Re: Police Reports Theft Of Biscuits And Milk From Their Station. by Andyblaze: 9:42pm On Dec 30, 2013

Romance › Re: Picture Of Wizkid With His First Girlfriend Before He Became A Star by Andyblaze: 9:02pm On Dec 30, 2013

-Mr Cork-:
..so he isn't ga.y

You were hoping he would poke a hole in your butt? angry

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Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Andyblaze(op): 9:00pm On Dec 30, 2013

Dannylux: He no talk say you be man nau, but why do some guys think you're male?

He might be male angry

Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Andyblaze(op): 8:56pm On Dec 30, 2013

jmoore: Plagiarism!!
Post your source!! That's what you haven't learnt so far. smh

I spoilt your "originality".

didn't I tell you to #swerve? angry

Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Andyblaze(op): 8:52pm On Dec 30, 2013

GentleMimi: -Some Guys also chew gum like goats.
-Many of the males also form accent phonetics when toasting a fine chick
-Guys also diss there fellow males when they feel like using someone as yeye in the presence of friends
-Guys talk too much abt football,even go to the extent of shouting to get their points acorss....i aint complaining!
-Guys discuss their scoring experiences and how they bleeped a babe...even a babe they cldn't toast due to lack of liver they go claim sey them bleep am.
-Guys sagg their trousers and expose their dirty smelly boxers...
-Some guys are sooo vain,if not wif outlooks,then with material things.
now my good friend,go figure!

opening a counter thread won't do u no harm angry

Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Andyblaze(op): 8:05pm On Dec 30, 2013*

jmoore: Posted last year on www.nairaland.com/1033183/10-things-girl-must-not

http://m.trueloverelationship-advice.com/2012/08/warning-ladies-10-things-you-must-not.html/?m=1

This is significantly different from the thread you're talking about and As you can see there are new members on NL who are seeing this for this first time so #Swerve angry

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Entertainment › Re: Photos Of Top Nigerian Comedians With Their Wives.....who’s The Hottest Couple? by Andyblaze: 7:59pm On Dec 30, 2013

Beautiful wives...if u wanna be happily married like their wives,
Atleast Check Out what Men dislike about women here - www.nairaland.com/1574362/dear-ladies-not-appreciate-it angry

Romance › Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze(op): 7:50pm On Dec 30, 2013

Dyt: U wanna C.uUm already?

Romance › Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze(op): 7:40pm On Dec 30, 2013

screenagerjoe: Andyblaze ur head dey dere, omo buh me dy enjoy d SPORTS sha

Come here - www.nairaland.com/1574362/dear-ladies-not-appreciate-it

Romance › Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Andyblaze(op): 7:31pm On Dec 30, 2013*

[b]
• Farting In Our Presence-
Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to
but they really hate when you do it in their presence.
If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom
you don't know to tell you what he thinks of a lady
who fart or always fart in front of him.

• Eating too much- Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence please try to control your eating habits. Not that we're too broke to buy you Food but eating without Class just because your indoors is disgusting to say the least!

• Washing of your undies (panties)- Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence. Forget that popular slang which tends to say
that when a man loves you, he can even wash your
undies, we're not that cool with seeing someone else's undies!

• Talking too dirty -Please, have control of things you say in our presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your
language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND
FOR LIFE!!!!!

• Laughing excessively- Control the length you laugh in front of us.
When we're not around, you can laugh and bring
down the roof if you wish.
I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that
she didn't know when she polluted.

• Always watching movies- If your a Nollywood addict please, for the
sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to once
your man is around. We need total concentration when we are talking to you

• Fighting - Never you fight in front of your man, he may feel that
one day you will fight his mother.

• OverSabi attitude - Its very annoying when you always act like you know everything. When we argue about sports,romance,friends etc its cool for you to let us win sometimes as it would do you no harm than try to make sure you POV is the most correct even when its not.
[/b] angry

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Nairaland General › Re: SEUN I Am Deactivating My Acct Now by Andyblaze: 6:46pm On Dec 30, 2013

Abu Mikey:

Onyinye don lost na , him number nor dey go through again sef.

That self matter dey tire person oo..I hope he comes back soon sha. Person no dey even know when him dey Joke or Not angry

Nairaland General › Re: SEUN I Am Deactivating My Acct Now by Andyblaze: 6:45pm On Dec 30, 2013

wordsbase: I think we need to have a resolution for your angry face too..

Maybe since my 2̶0̶1̶3 Swag was my CrazeMy 2014 Swag could be my Angry and Serious attitude angry

Nairaland General › Re: SEUN I Am Deactivating My Acct Now by Andyblaze: 6:26pm On Dec 30, 2013

wordsbase: I'm telling you o.. My friend Andyblaze ... How did the miracle happen?

New Year Resolution maybe... angry

Music/Radio › Re: Andyblaze's Official Music Chart, Updates And Reviews Thread by Andyblaze(op): 6:25pm On Dec 30, 2013

Behaviour angry

Nairaland General › Re: SEUN I Am Deactivating My Acct Now by Andyblaze: 6:22pm On Dec 30, 2013

Abu Mikey:

Thanks, that's the essence bro.

Only real minds can decipher the siggy

And the thing make sense via Rap lyric o. Sell am for your Bruva Onyinye na angry

Nairaland General › Re: SEUN I Am Deactivating My Acct Now by Andyblaze: 6:21pm On Dec 30, 2013

Vessi: Yes, you are mighty right. I'll.
Thanks man

No biggie my bruv. Atleast I go dey ready for your bashing now wey I don know you

BTW, the Op must be anonymously furious at how we've seemed to forget him/her and now turned his thread to our Chat Room angry

Music/Radio › Re: Andyblaze's Official Music Chart, Updates And Reviews Thread by Andyblaze(op): 6:15pm On Dec 30, 2013

#Worst

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