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Romance › Re: Girls Who Pout Their Lips To Take A Selfie Looks Like Pepeye (pictures) by Andyblaze: 2:53pm On Dec 30, 2013

sкчscrαρεr™:
You mean like this?

lmaoooo #worst angry

Romance › Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze(op): 2:50pm On Dec 30, 2013

Dyt: Pls sing me dat song

Music/Radio › Re: Open Letter To The Headies Awards 2013 by Andyblaze: 2:49pm On Dec 30, 2013

deejay_harry1: what is this headies about sef?? wetin i ask?? wetin??

my guy I no wetin wetin dey worry my opera mini. Since yesterday night the thing no dey gree show smileys again and e just change nairaland view to one kain format like that. U know wetin dey happen so? angry

Romance › Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze(op): 2:44pm On Dec 30, 2013

Dyt: Nope
Funny enuf o year 1
Bt no doubt this thing swt die o

beta pikin, e be like say u go sabi the tin well well angry

Romance › Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze(op): 2:42pm On Dec 30, 2013

shizzle11: post her face or "e no happen"

are u satisfied now? angry

Romance › Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze(op): 2:39pm On Dec 30, 2013

Dyt: Like u don't enjoy it
Shior

who doesn't enjoy a tight good odolondolo. What we want is less 'wants' from the possessor of the odolondolo, tenk! angry

Romance › Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze(op): 2:35pm On Dec 30, 2013

more comments before I post my angry baby face angry

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Celebrities › Re: Dammy Krane And Davido About To Kiss? (pictures) by Andyblaze(op): 1:34pm On Dec 30, 2013

Cyrus Levi: Troll republic.com

Who do you think is more sensible,the OP or the Goat.

Go and ask your Mother!

Romance › Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze(op): 1:30pm On Dec 30, 2013

[b]The rate at which girls change/ transform things
these days is quite alarming.
Before, the sex we used to know is either to bear
kids or just for fun but these days, girls have
turned sex into sports.
Before when couples want to made love, the woman
lies on her back and the man climbs on
top and does his thing and after like 15-20
minutes everyone is satisfied. Nowadays, its no
more like that. The opposite is the case.
everthing is now sports. you have to do monkey
style, doggy style, batman style, spiderman style, sit-
ups, stand-ups, frog style, 69, 88,
carry ups, ah! ah! Guys are we jackie chan or
bruce lee? if we dont last up to 2hrs they will
complain that you are not a man.
Some girls will tell you "carry me up", "hang my
leg on your neck", "put it from the back". Put what
from the back? dont you know what is
inside there? its called "sh*t" incase you dont
know.
The most annoying part is when they tell you to
carry them up.
imagine this fat lady i was with last night was telling
me to carry her up.
Carry who up? do i look like a weight lifter? I had
to leave her on the bed and sleep on the floor.
what is all these?
Girls/Ladies/ Women you people shuld change
oh! God is watching..
[/b] angry

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Romance › Re: Girls Who Pout Their Lips To Take A Selfie Looks Like Pepeye (pictures) by Andyblaze: 1:26pm On Dec 30, 2013

e be like say u don dey take ur drugs these days, skyscraper angry

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Culture › Re: Meanings Of Musical Instruments In Your Language by Andyblaze: 12:48pm On Dec 30, 2013*

I don't know any angry

Travel › Re: Is It Advisable To Settle In The United Kingdom After Studies by Andyblaze: 12:46pm On Dec 30, 2013*

If you get a good job offer that offers you a chance of legit stay, why not! Stay in a country that'll respect most of your 'official' rights, Bruva! angry

Fashion › Re: 124 Million Naira Louis Vuitton Umbrella!! (umbrella Of Life) by Andyblaze: 12:05pm On Dec 30, 2013

Mondisweets: US$780 is N124,000,000 ?

Nope. Its about N134,000

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pictures,memes And Fails From World Famous Online Personality - Andy Blaze by Andyblaze(op): 11:04am On Dec 30, 2013

Lol

Nairaland General › Re: Facts You Probably Never Knew! (Must Read) by Andyblaze: 10:39am On Dec 30, 2013

When you Fart in quick succession, A lion gives birth in Kenya angry

Fashion › Re: 124 Million Naira Louis Vuitton Umbrella!! (umbrella Of Life) by Andyblaze: 10:28am On Dec 30, 2013

fake news angry

Politics › Re: Describe Your Governor's Performance In 2013 In One Word? by Andyblaze: 10:23am On Dec 30, 2013

seriously d don't know what State am from angry

Politics › Re: President Barack Obama High School In Nigeria by Andyblaze: 10:21am On Dec 30, 2013

Brimmie: Abu Mikey.. Yuzedo.. AndyBlaze and all Yaba Left Escapees Finished From There!

Celebrities › Re: Is This Picture For Real? by Andyblaze(op): 9:06am On Dec 30, 2013

professore: @op,what is your mission on nairaland

To confuse you angry

Celebrities › Re: Is This Picture For Real? by Andyblaze(op): 8:57am On Dec 30, 2013

Abu Mikey:

We broke up a few days back

Maybe because she saw my balling photos on instagram angry

Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Majority Of Nairaland Guys Have A Profile Without A Profile Picture?? by Andyblaze: 8:55am On Dec 30, 2013

sweet-tease:
Who told you i want to see yours?

wicked gyal angry

Christianity Etc › Re: Am I A Deist? by Andyblaze: 8:50am On Dec 30, 2013

sкчscrαρεr™:
Hahahaha... You coined that work from your name, innit? So, you also don't like going to church.

I get forced to a lot of times angry

Celebrities › Re: Is This Picture For Real? by Andyblaze(op): 10:38pm On Dec 29, 2013

Abu Mikey:

Nor vex

Oya bribe me with your woman kitten angry

Christianity Etc › Re: Am I A Deist? by Andyblaze: 10:34pm On Dec 29, 2013

u ar a blazeist angry

TV/Movies › Re: Thread For Lovers Of "The Johnsons" On African Magic by Andyblaze: 10:29pm On Dec 29, 2013

At first it was boring to me but it has grown a lil bit, just a little. Not the best comedic series ever but an improved effort courtesy the Nigerian movie industry. I find some of the Characters dry tho like Efe's teacher and his younger brother. angry