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Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze: 1:30pm On Dec 30, 2013
[b]The rate at which girls change/ transform things
these days is quite alarming.
Before, the sex we used to know is either to bear
kids or just for fun but these days, girls have
turned sex into sports.
Before when couples want to made love, the woman
lies on her back and the man climbs on
top and does his thing and after like 15-20
minutes everyone is satisfied. Nowadays, its no
more like that. The opposite is the case.
everthing is now sports. you have to do monkey
style, doggy style, batman style, spiderman style, sit-
ups, stand-ups, frog style, 69, 88,
carry ups, ah! ah! Guys are we jackie chan or
bruce lee? if we dont last up to 2hrs they will
complain that you are not a man.
Some girls will tell you "carry me up", "hang my
leg on your neck", "put it from the back". Put what
from the back? dont you know what is
inside there? its called "sh*t" incase you dont
know.
The most annoying part is when they tell you to
carry them up.
imagine this fat lady i was with last night was telling
me to carry her up.
Carry who up? do i look like a weight lifter? I had
to leave her on the bed and sleep on the floor.
what is all these?
Girls/Ladies/ Women you people shuld change
oh! God is watching..
[/b]
angry angry

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Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Dyt(f): 1:34pm On Dec 30, 2013
Like u don't enjoy it
Shior

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Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Enegod(m): 1:35pm On Dec 30, 2013
<————— sexuality section please...
*sprinkles holy water on thread* angry

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Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by freda506(f): 1:55pm On Dec 30, 2013
this thread is rated 21
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by physise(m): 1:59pm On Dec 30, 2013
lol@spiderman style gringringrin
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by woky: 2:05pm On Dec 30, 2013
Dyt: Like u don't enjoy it
Shior
jst as you ar enjoying it grin
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by passionate88: 2:07pm On Dec 30, 2013
Na wa o.
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Dyt(f): 2:07pm On Dec 30, 2013
woky: jst as you ar enjoying it grin

Oh well
It's gd to be Spontaneous
Hehehhehhehehhe
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by woky: 2:10pm On Dec 30, 2013
Dyt:

Oh well
It's gd to be Spontaneous
Hehehhehhehehhe
you disvirgin on time grin

sex go dy sweet you like kilishi
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by bishophenry(m): 2:15pm On Dec 30, 2013
if nt for d fact dat this is a forum and u haven't c her i ll say u r nt far from the truth.
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Dyt(f): 2:16pm On Dec 30, 2013
woky: you disvirgin on time grin

sex go dy sweet you like kilishi

Nope
Funny enuf o year 1
Bt no doubt this thing swt die o
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Asable(f): 2:19pm On Dec 30, 2013
lol i no fit laugh guy u don spoil finish
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by sweetestguy(m): 2:22pm On Dec 30, 2013
If ure tired of dem girls,,dias anoda option na! Turn gay,,,or castrate ursef gringringrin
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by bishophenry(m): 2:23pm On Dec 30, 2013
Asable: lol i no fit laugh guy u don spoil finish
pastor asable hope u r nt a gay?
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by shizzle11(m): 2:34pm On Dec 30, 2013
Dyt:

Nope
Funny enuf o year 1
Bt no doubt this thing swt die o
I hear say u get big yansh...
so which style dey sweet u pass? wink
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze: 2:35pm On Dec 30, 2013
angrymore comments before I post my angry baby face angry angry

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Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by shizzle11(m): 2:37pm On Dec 30, 2013
but op me gan dey enjoy dat kind excercise'o..
u need to see d way guy man fey sweat after action gringrin
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by shizzle11(m): 2:38pm On Dec 30, 2013
Andyblaze: angrymore comments before I post my angry baby face angry angry
post her face or "e no happen" grin
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by woky: 2:38pm On Dec 30, 2013
Dyt:

Nope
Funny enuf o year 1
Bt no doubt this thing swt die o
chai
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze: 2:39pm On Dec 30, 2013
Dyt: Like u don't enjoy it
Shior


who doesn't enjoy a tight good odolondolo. What we want is less 'wants' from the possessor of the odolondolo, tenk! angry angry
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Nobody: 2:41pm On Dec 30, 2013
tsk tsk tsk.. spiderman style grin
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze: 2:42pm On Dec 30, 2013
shizzle11:
post her face or "e no happen" grin

are u satisfied now? angry angry

Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze: 2:44pm On Dec 30, 2013
Dyt:

Nope
Funny enuf o year 1
Bt no doubt this thing swt die o

beta pikin, e be like say u go sabi the tin well well angry angry
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Dyt(f): 2:48pm On Dec 30, 2013
Andyblaze:

beta pikin, e be like say u go sabi the tin well well angry angry

Pls sing me dat song
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze: 2:50pm On Dec 30, 2013
Dyt:

Pls sing me dat song

angry angry
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Nobody: 2:52pm On Dec 30, 2013
canine style, batman style
This got me laughing grin grin
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by shizzle11(m): 2:57pm On Dec 30, 2013
Andyblaze:

are u satisfied now? angry angry
Noo!
fake pics grin
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze: 3:46pm On Dec 30, 2013
shizzle11:
Noo!
fake pics grin

what makes it fake? angry angry
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by IAMBREEZY: 3:50pm On Dec 30, 2013
Andy which øne be batman style i ne'er hear that one before o
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Nastydroid(m): 3:56pm On Dec 30, 2013
too much streaming of porn *smh*
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Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Asemo11(m): 4:09pm On Dec 30, 2013
Lol pikin way sabi d tin front page materia

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