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Dayo's sin is that he's already been friend zoned. .

This OP is deranged. . Smh

Smh. OP u c ur life? Follow follow

feran15:
You cant fall in.love with a nairalander here. You have to actually meet in.person for there to be any falling.

Some of them dont even use their real pictures

My brother as in ehhh... people even declare their love for a moniker openly ohh.. IIf NL is truly a place to fish, y restrict urself by opening threads??

Seriously there's social media and then there is NL. Who seeks love here?? Some people even open new threads..

Seriously how do Nairalanders fall in love with each other?? It really beats my imagination. . Upon the whole toto wey dey available na faceless forum members people dey fall in love with. This happens mostly with home based Niggas.. Is it that toto is now scarce like tomato or what!

Lol. Go thru ur personal text and signature, you will see for yourself that you are phony. Stop reading too much of paulkillerman bro.. he's not as smart as he thinks he is.

BoiledHead:
I have been enjoying it even before you were born. I don't have to share my sex life with you. Grow up

Then act your age. Your mates are married with children.

BoiledHead:
Women are for sex only. That's the point. Accept it

At least start enjoying the sex before creating thread...

OP leave this topic to paulkillerman abeg because you are obviously bad at it. The vibe we get from paulkillerman articulating it is not the same we get from you. Paulkillerman will at least Bleep two ashawo or sexy strippers before rushing out here to testify to us but yours is Jerking off after reading his posts and come here to kill the vibe we get from this kinda topics from him.

You are not allowed to post topics like this if you can't even get an ashawo laid... you are obviously a Virgin who just finished Jerking off. At least let me be kind enough to outline the requirements before you try to do a paulkillerman on us;

. Spend money on ashawo
. Stalk a girl u saw at a bar and pay her to get her on your bed while she talks to her bf
. Have a stripper friends of yours introduce you to her other striper friends.. then pay them for three some
. Carry out HIV test on all your catch

If you can at least spend all these money or go through such stress to get some pussy then you will start seeing women for what they are really not but your own stupidity and offcourse speak out of it.

But for now bro.. you are still a learner.

My two cents ohh

He opened a beef thread because those two girls called him a gay and he was chest beating all over but immediately they entered he ran away.

I am suspecting NL moderators ohh... has he been turned to "Why was I deleted?" by lalasticalilala? There is something strange happening on NL .. I think the politics here favor some people if not tell me how a beef thread turned to a romance thread all of a sudden!! Ahhhh a won aye o!! E dakun ohhh .. I think the moderators and some selected few/ topics are in some secret pact bound by their Oga Seun.

Abeg my fellow conspiracy theorists, let us try to decipher this as quickly as possible before we all turn to NL endangered species. ..

Op has issues getting women. Pussy n money are what every adult gets.. stop acting like a village man that just discovered remote control. As you are typing this, people ( male n females ) r having sex.. people are marrying their 10th wife. . So because u just discovered pussy doesn't mean others are not tired of having them.. park well with ur latest discovery.

Festivalofholi:
Of course. I know magas like u exist, dats y i created dis thread.

Lol.

Festivalofholi:
Did u missed d part where i said dey dont want us to send dem pm? R u dat desperate??

Well I'm not single but if I was, yes I will send pm. Get it?

I don't get it when people categorise. You don't send pm and all of a sudden guys that do meets your categorization . Some people pm girls and they are not broke, desperate and have a very high self esteem. Wake up to the real world.. its not always about how you feel.

Only people with sense of humor will get the joke. Good one op

Chaii op so u get small thing? You come mumu join am or na we mumu to dey take ur post seriously? ? Anyway c as u pose like say u get big thing ..

finalboss1:
baby dey want to kill me o ...for saying the truth

They have pet names n u just used ur own pepet name. Are u a womaniser?

Okay make I put mine lol..

DeTrickster:
This is lovely mate. A reflection of how creative we can be as a race, here is a suggestion would u like to do this and earn with it if yes email me and I'll get across to u and we can talk. Well done.

Thanks bro.. I enjoy writing ... will inbox you

38. Here is me before and after. At least there is a reason to thank God in all these.


And that's my story of how one night stand almost put me for wahala...

37. Thank God for money, surgery n bleaching cream.., I now look like this..

37. The next thing I heard was a slap from behind.. it blinded me.. before I could try to get myself... the man emptied the whole liquid on me. I lost control of myself.. became unconscious. . 2 months later,I woke up at the hospital, My friend was beside me, I asked him where I was and he said "hospital", I said "doing what?" And he said "Go look mirror ".. I looked at my hand and didn't believe what I saw, rushed to the mirror, looked at my face and the next thing that came out of my mouth was "but na only suck I suck na"... I was standing there looking at myself like

36. Then he said " No you can't talk abi?? You know what, I won't shoot you but I will give you a mark you will never forget so when you seen any body's wife you will run" He brought out a liquid that's tied in a plastic back and was like " you know what's this? I said "No". Then he said " This is called Acid!! it will teach you never to go near anyone's wife again..."

I've never been so scared in my life.. I started crying, pleading shouting "Oga abeg!! I no know sasay she don marry, she tell me say she dey live with her papa, I no even put prick self na only Tootoo I suck.. abeg forgive me, e no go happen again na devil abeg" like...

35. 6AM the next day, I was still on the bed when I heard a knock, "yes who's that" .. I heard 3 voices at once screaming "open this door or I will break it down".. I was like "who are you!!" "Break it down!!" "Wetin".. The next thing I heard was "kppoahhhh" .. they kicked the door open.. hefty men walked in, one kicked me down, the other slapped me and one held a gun to my neck while I was kneeling and the man was like " So you get mind to shout on me after fucking my wife abi??"
And I was looking at him like..

34. After several thoughts I decided to let things slide. I was in my house a week later when my phone rang.. I picked up..

Me: Hello
Him: You think ill let you go after sleeping with my wife on my bed abi??
Me: who is this?
Him: God punish you!! Watch your back!! I'll deal with you
Me: At this point, I got so mad.. I was like "What is it!! After all you have done to me, you still threatening me.. how would I know she was Married!! Stop threatening me !!
Him: So you are raising your voice at me after sleeping with my wife.. I know your house and very soon, you will hear from me
Me: Bleep it! I can't take it anymore, do your worst.

I banged the phone on him and I was like

AAbeg guys update later.. my phone ba3 is low

33. I decided to excuse myself. I sat down one corner and thoughts was just going through my head " But why me? The tootoo self I no chop.. na only suck I suck.. but guy na wa for you oh !! Why u wear woman cloth self.. na that woman clothe wey u wear na en give that man mind to blow u finish then take supplex finish am, anyway na army man sha.. supplex na small thing where them dey... but guy u lazy ohhhh.. woman pant or not, army or not, that supplex is too much na.. why u gree?.. But who b those idiots wey dey beat me like say I thief . .na their wife I Bleep?? Which kain Bleep self.. only suck.. guy wetin u gain from suckling that big tootoo self.. U see ur life?".. Thoughts was jusjust going on in my head...

32. He started telling me that I should have known the girl is married, that I wasn't careful enough, what if they killed me and I was looking at him like how would I have known she's married when I was with him when I met her, at her gate she told me her parents were out.. I had alot of things to say and I was getting pissed at my friend for judging me already but I just decided to do this....

31. I was just reflecting and crying at the same time and my friend was calming me down.. I paused and looked at my friend dead in the eyes with my teary eyes and was like " Guy u no wetin pain me pass?" He said No.. and I was like " I dey suck tootoo when that thing happened" and my friend was like..

Hey guys okay.. Our story continues. ..

Time for work!! See you guys at lunch..