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It's Friday and I just feel like spending it on NL . Enjoy my story of how a one night stand almost landed me in trouble.


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Natascha:
Hi Guys!

I need advice. Should I end this relationship? Should I remove my belongings? Or should I just come and collect my things? Or must I just forget and move on?

Last year, I moved to another part of the country. It was for work. In the North, we were building Solar Projects. I was renting a place of my own. The project was concluded November 2015. But we have another Project scheduled for later this year.  My rent expired. And I decided not to renew since Im coming back home till we hear of the new developments. A very good female friend offered that i store my belongings at her place.

Shes married with one kid. My age. She have a very big house. With plenty of space. She even said i can crash there when i come back.

So i left all my belongings and stuff there. I trusted this woman. She was supporting me in all my hardships. Becoz i knew i must return. So theres no need for me to travel with all my stuff and then return with it again

She told me that someone stole my parfume. Mind u, its not just any parfume, I have Gucci, Tommy Girl, Dior, Guess etc. And i left it in my toiletry bag. She said someone stole my stuff but she will buy it back. I dont believe her. I think she is the one using my expensive parfume='(

Now, this is the part that led me to assume that she is the one who took my parfumes

Last week, i went on whatsapp. I checked her profile photo. Low and behold. She was wearing my clothes and my leather thigh high boots!!!! Yes, without my knowledge. Its the stuff I left at her place. She did not even ask me. Chai! See this girl oooh.

I was mad! I was so furious! My head was on fire. Chai!

I asked her what is happening here? Why are you wearing my things?

U see, i know my clothes very well. My taste in clothing is very different. I recognised my boots and clothes instantly when i saw that photo. She was with another girl.

Her whatsap status was : " thanks for the nice weekend my beloved cousin. Next time its all on me"

I asked her why are you wearing my things. She said no, she was only taking photos and posing for the camera!. How stupid does she think i am? Thunder fire her yansh!

That status and photo showed that they were having a night out. Just not posing. Damnnnn. The location of the photo is not even close to her home

Now I want to know, Am I being petty and childish? Am I overreacting and being dramatic?

I feel like to end this friendship. I feel that, all these while, maybe shes wearing my other things, maybe shes using my stuff.... I need advice :-(

I wan been comment but I. Comment my reserve. .

misspicy:
This guy done old for the game


but this style works once o,no repeat am

That is the koko. The style only work once. If them catch you again, question will be " Is your house a hotel?" .. Na the koko be that.

End of story

21. After everything, you decided to be a serious man for once in your life and be responsible for every condom you use.

20. You got angry and try to be aggressive but got your face rearranged ...

19. So you decide to man up n go to her house to plead after she has refused picking your call but you meet a boy like this telling her sorry in her apartment

18. And you start missing her and telling all your friends how you have messed up and those that were envious of ur relationship we be laughing at u like this in their head..

17. You decide to tell your best friend that your gf has broken up with you after that day in church, with the prayers, advice and everything and he will be like..

16. Few days later, you have started missing her and you log on to NL rromance section and create a thread on " how to get your gf back" but after series of mumu replies and yabbis, you b like..

15. You blame yourself that day but get over it the next day and be like " I'm a guy,I'll survive"

14. She'll give that last sexy look mixed with tears and be like " I'm leaving u,it's over"

13. That's when she starts crying

12. And she decided to start nagging. "Why can't men be trusted.. even you too, you are a dog. Oh God why me" and you be like

12. In your head you are like "Eiii gbege!!"

11. After asking her what is wrong like 30 times, she decided to answer with " so you've been cheating on me with tears in her eyes"

10. But you decided to act like nothing happened, you in your house and you like " hey baby" but her face was like

9. You inside your compound, you look up and saw her looking at you like

8. After church they decided to have one final prayer with you outside your gate b4 you go in.

7. You told your buddies to put your relationship in prayers cos it's about crashing and they decided to stretch forth their hands on u in prayers.

6. On the phone with the girl and she told you the condom is in the wastebin in your toilet and you know your gf will definitely find it.

5. You decided to say a little prayer b4 calling her

4. You are in church but you are still not comfortable and you decided to call the girl and find out how she disposed the condom.

3. After taking 5 steps, you realised you didn't dispose the condom yourself and you are thinking if u saw the condom in the toilet bowl after doing ur thing in the bathroom .

2. Before getting to your junction, you met bae on the way and she's on her way to your house. Okay here's the key, I'll meet u after church

Okay it's so many really funny picture events here so I thought I'd put up my experience in pix.


1. On a Sunday morning, you decided to go to church after several rounds of sex the previous night and successful discharging of the girl b4 bae visits.

Name checkers repping from France!!! it's Yolllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooba again!!! Back to back

HateU2:
Sharapppp

I hear

naughtynaughty:
and u joblessly read d 22 pages ooo
Smh
Who is more jobless?

Mumu i don't have to read through

Page 22 of two misbehaving flats.. Good job eyin boys.. derailing so on point

Lol the girl is the broke one here... Ur lamba na old skull lamba