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RomanceRe: Chaiiii It Has Happened To Me by andysnoopy(op): 4:47pm On May 03, 2016
marlvis:
cheesy shei yaaaaa sorry ...thank God am different...
I don't know if you are different but I sure do know you are hawwttt
RomanceRe: Chaiiii It Has Happened To Me by andysnoopy(op): 4:23pm On May 03, 2016
I am back from hybernation, met a cool chick I'm already getting to know. . As much as women can't be trusted, we cannot do without them as well.
RomanceRe: Looking For New Friends by andysnoopy(m): 4:19pm On May 03, 2016
@merlissa you can add me also.. +233205849272
RomanceRe: Chaiiii It Has Happened To Me by andysnoopy(op): 8:57pm On Apr 25, 2016
favourboy1:
When i want to create topic i get this has message ''Please wait for a few
minutes before
submitting this post.
Our server is
overwhelmed''.
and your senseless topic caused it.
Abeg it's not by force to comment.
RomanceRe: Chaiiii It Has Happened To Me by andysnoopy(op): 8:56pm On Apr 25, 2016
The neighbour's sister and mother is outside my gate with her. What excuse do they want to give?? What part of kissing is not cheating?? Abi my eyes dey deceive me?? Jesus women can kill. If this girl can cheat then we have trouble ohhh
RomanceChaiiii It Has Happened To Me by andysnoopy(op): 8:45pm On Apr 25, 2016
Chaiiii I have dead! shocked shocked Mo gbe ooo!!! I used to think some stories here an made up but it has happened to me. Just caught my gf cheating! ! Live and direct!! Ohh the shock! The humiliation! ! The anger!! And thank God for the self control n protection he gave to me...

I still can't belive it.. common!! this girl is an Angel! She talks like n angel, fly like an angel, always there for me like an angel.. (you know what that said about "if it barks like a dog, runs like dog, smells like a dog) so she must be an angel!! Caught her kissing a neighbour in front of my gate, after I suspected her phone call and decided to be a smart man for once in my life. She's been having that phone call, they talk in their language, she ends it with " bye gf" and here I'm I wondering how a girl sounds so much like a man!! God I'm so gutted right now, my dogs has been unleashed,she dare not enter the house..

Thinking of what to do with her now??
CrimeRe: Man Chained His Son For 2 Months In Lagos by andysnoopy(m): 12:22am On Apr 25, 2016
I no kuku read, I just relax dedey read commentcomments.

RomanceRe: Please How Do I Break Up With Her ? Her Kitty-Cat Is Too Watery - Guy Cries Out by andysnoopy(m): 12:45pm On Apr 21, 2016
Chaii better meat
RomanceRe: How To Marry Linda Ikeji - By Relationship Couselor, Kemi Ashefon by andysnoopy(m): 12:42pm On Apr 21, 2016
I am stuck in a traffic here.. no fuel so I can't turn on the a/c and when I get home, so sure there wwon't be light. God why all these sufferings na?? Buhari why!!

In other news, who's Linda Ikeji? ??
RomanceRe: Are We Too Handsome, Check My Pix...she Dnt No Whom To Date Btw My Friend And I by andysnoopy(m): 3:00pm On Mar 21, 2016
Sometimes I wonder what goes on in people's head before posting.
RomanceRe: How To Get Any Girl, Regardless Of Her Status Or Relationship With You! by andysnoopy(m): 2:54pm On Mar 17, 2016
You Bleep one girl, all of sudden u r a seduction expert.. The real guys in the field r in churchchurches going from one deliverance to another just to live a normal life again. You have no house,no good job, no money in your pocket and you think you can get any woman in the world because of the little occasional change that comes around. Na joblessness dey cause am...

My piece of advice.
Music/RadioRe: 7 Reasons Why Falz’s Soldier Video Is The Best Video You’ll Watch This Year by andysnoopy(m): 8:10pm On Mar 14, 2016
Falz upgraded from asking Simi Jamb question to lying he's a lieutenant. . The moment the warlord said "Sergeant !! If you like the girl, come and collect her" Simi jaw dropped immediately. . Epic!! Simi will b like, this guy can lie ohh!!
PetsRe: Snap And Upload Your Dogs Here [season 3 2016 Edition] by andysnoopy(m): 2:48am On Mar 07, 2016
My two kids doing ththeir things.. rocky is just so stubborn. Smh.

PetsRe: My Boy Rocky. by andysnoopy(op): 1:36am On Mar 06, 2016
Wow it was funny at the hospital today. I shed tears but thankfully my dog was released back to me by the police. It was almost shot to death and even the locals were saying I put some juju on the dog. Smh. . Africa and our metality.

I'm living in Ghana and as a Nigerian, our every movement is scrutinised. After paying for the girls treatment, I was with her family when 6 of the neighbourhood resident stormed the hospital with policemen, their accusation was I'm a ritualist and my dog is offering me protection and blood. I could not belive it! It was like a joke.. The dog is mean quite alright but it was a loving dog during its puppy period and was so close to me that till date it walks into my apartment whenever it wants until people starts coming in. I have one neighbour and the man ( a Ghanian ) is the reason why the dog is still there.there . He loves it so much and care more for it than i do. You dare not enter the compound without a company even if u have a car.. and today my neighbour was the reason the dog is still alive. It's not aggressive to my neighbour and his family and my gf recently visited and 1 week to her visit, she's became best of friends with it. The dog is only aggressive to outsiders but the aggression is too much.

The other day my next building neighbour's children were playing football and the ball flew into my compound, the dog just bursted the ball at that instant. My friend dare not leave their shoes outside because it will tear them to pieces. So that's y it's always on the leach. Thanks to my neighbour I was able to keep it but how long will I keep having problems with the police?? The girl's parents are good people and the bite wasn't a deep one, it would have been trouble.
Thanks for the advises, I will follow suit.. and if it doesn't work.. then I will poison it...
PetsRe: My Boy Rocky. by andysnoopy(op): 6:20pm On Mar 05, 2016
Talking about the devil, it was raining today, I let it out of its chain to move around the house while we stay indoors. 1hr later, noises outside the gate, rushed out to check.. The dog has jumped through the fence to bite a girl. I'm at the hospital as I write this. Smh
RomanceRe: What Happened To Naija Girls? by andysnoopy(m): 6:17pm On Mar 05, 2016
kilode100:
Are you not yanshing them?.. Where are all these stingy men crawling out from bikonu?
How much is common subscription?...
Did you see where he said he yanshed them? Girls of these days, smh.
PetsMy Boy Rocky. by andysnoopy(op): 6:30pm On Mar 04, 2016
This is my boy rocky, he has a temperament issue. It has gotten to the stage where on sensing a strange person or object, he cuts the chain and on some occasion jump past a 6ft+ fence just to attack. I'I've been thinking of what to do to it and top of my mind is disposing it. I need advice on taming his temperament issues. ..

RomanceRe: Guys: If A Girl Slapped You What Will You Do by andysnoopy(m): 9:41am On Mar 03, 2016
This post reminds me of an event that happened last December. A side chick in church busted my house because I stopped picking her calls,unfortunately for her, when she got to my house my gf was around. She called me to open my gate but I told her I was not around. 2 hrs later my gf and I were stepping out, immediately I opened my gate, she jumped up and started shouting. . I calmed her down and asked the problem, she started asking who my gf was??

I just laughed and said "so you came here without calling me and the only thing you have to say is who my gf is" .. The next reply I got from her was a resounding slap in the presence of my gf. I couldn't take it, she had to receive four replies from me. That was my first time of hitting a woman...

After that I went to the police station to make a report. . They called her to settle us but she thought she was to be arrested so she ran. I've not seen her since then.. but my gf still calls me "wrong meat" since then lol. She said I ate the wrong meat. Women have a way of treating u when they catch you cheating.
Forum GamesRe: Arrange These Words To Form A Sentence by andysnoopy(m): 9:19pm On Mar 02, 2016
My mind is a mess that I can't escape.
RomanceRe: Top 10 Signs He Is Only Keeping You For Sex by andysnoopy(m): 6:30pm On Feb 24, 2016
nani212:
Some girls are not good for any other thing but sex. They lack basic reasoning.
Most girls lack basic reasoning. My Gf, Mum and sisters apart grin
CrimeRe: Police Intercepts Hard Drugs In Kaduna (Photos) by andysnoopy(m): 6:34am On Feb 16, 2016
PeinDanzo:
Bro, I Thunk there is something wrong ith the left side of ur braine, u ri obosly ret..ard .bro ,u mad? 1st, india to cum to were? Weed com fart mad in china bagged ghana mosgo lyk rice ..Weed is UNWANTED PLANT, not DLUG, bro, recaive sence!!! smiley
But you smoked it b4 typing thistle
SportsRe: Lionel Messi's Controversial Penalty Kick by andysnoopy(m): 1:31am On Feb 16, 2016
goodfornothing:
Are you saying you don't know the difference between forward and sideways? huh
It's simple. Check the penalty spot and where the ball is, is it forward or backward?
PoliticsRe: Possible Locations Of Chibok Girls Identified - Nigeria Air Force by andysnoopy(m): 8:40am On Feb 13, 2016
They already snitched on themselves. Hiding and changing of location things for Boko boys.
PoliticsRe: Murray-Bruce Reacts To Allegation Of Flying 1st Class by andysnoopy(m): 1:53pm On Feb 08, 2016
olakan22:
his like no dey watch proceedings now. Na anything them here them go they shout. The other day Ben asked his facebook followers to urge their senators support a bill he sponsored... I can't remember vividly but it's either basic education or health. He even explained it self. Naija's problem is Naija's mindset.
My brother the thing tire me I tell u. Imagine half of our senate actively engaging the populace like this... Nigerians deserve the kind of leaders we get.
PoliticsRe: Murray-Bruce Reacts To Allegation Of Flying 1st Class by andysnoopy(m): 11:00am On Feb 08, 2016
Jaymaxxy:
People voted for him in order to contribute at the level of the red chamber not on twitter. How many bills has your twitter senator sponsored? How many motion has he raised? How logical are his arguments in the chambers? What has he done with the constituency allowances given to him? These are the yardstick to know a performing senator, not by reducing yourself to an e-rat!
The job of a senator is all that you have listed plus connecting with his constituency first and Nigerians as a whole second and I think we are talking about him because he is doing it well.. I watched him on YouTube the other day actively arguing his stand on an issue and he really made some really really good points and he was firm as well when Dino tried to interrupt him. So before you accuse someone, you should get your facts right.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Transforms A Madman Into A Responsible Figure (Photos) by andysnoopy(m): 10:24am On Feb 06, 2016
The first pose and the last pose are still the same. The only difference is the middle when they are giving him a haircut and he had a needed bath at the last pic and the pastor or one of the church members gave him a suit for picture and promotional advert. Anyway at least the man got a needed break from being mad. Good one.
CrimeRe: Man, 25, Kills Wife’s Lover; Another Poisons 4-yr-old Son by andysnoopy(m): 9:47am On Jan 12, 2016
Eiiiyaaaa
RomanceRe: Why We Want To Marry Virgins by andysnoopy(m): 10:38am On Jan 08, 2016
professore:
So I'm actually engaging an intellectual fellow in an arguement,on top of that u are mature,what a great feeling.....Now let me make myself clear on my point,virginity is the pride of a woman as we all know,how can someone lose such a thing that is more precious even than diamond out of curiousity even to a boy that will openly brag about it in the mist of his friends after breaking up with her?so why should her future husband come with his pack of friends to prostrate to such a girl,for what? And to the issue of sugar daddies,some parents are poor and their girls need money even for such things as school fees,I have seen a case where a man is asking a girl for sex in order to assist her with her fee,if she was a virgin,I'm sure she would lock herself up in a room to think if she should do it or not,in this case it is situation that has put her in such a tight corner,so to me I can understand such girl and not just someone who makes her self unclad just for no reason but fun,thanks.
"Virginity is the pride of a woman" is an old lie men use to put down unsuspecting women. It's like saying "A woman's education ends in the kitchen", all those cliches are there for a reason and thanks to some really great women like the current Minister of Finance, Okonjos, Genevieve, and so many other inspirational African women today, they are proving time and time again that Virginity is nothing but a personal reaction to how an individual woman feels about sex and has nothing on her pride as a woman. It's her choice to be a virgin or not jut like it's a man's choice as well. It's so interesting how we feel about this topic and I for one don't really care about her being a virgin when i'm looking for things to be proud of about her. It's funny how a man that spends half of his salary every month on ashawo will be looking for a virgin to marry because he needs something to be proud of.. Lmao!! Well like one knucklehead said to me earlier on this thread "I'm doing it for the likes" Maybe!! but it's just how I feel.
RomanceRe: Why We Want To Marry Virgins by andysnoopy(m): 9:01am On Jan 08, 2016
professore:
Thank you for not having problem with all but my second point,but did u mean a girl who lost her virginity for fun is sensible to u?believe me someone who lost her own to a sugar daddy can be understood and pardoned but not such a girl who lost her own for fun,sorry to say,it is obvious if u were a girl u would not keep ur PRIDE for ur husband,lastly,in my thread,I did not say guys are free to engage in premarital sex,I may still find time to address those elements (yes boys),thank u.
First of all I appreciate your response without hurling Insults, it's refreshing to see argument going on online without personal tantrums. Well my point still stands and it is - a woman has right to her own body - and that is one fact that we shouldn't neglect. Ladies break their virginity for different reasons. Some for a serious relationship they had at their young age, others out of curiosity and while some were abused.

But to me i think the worst way is to lose it to sugar daddies because of money and that is what i find disturbing with your post. It's obvious you see nothing wrong in women selling their body which is very bad. I have nothing against a girl that wants to have sex and had it but it's a different thing when they do it for money.
RomanceRe: Why We Want To Marry Virgins by andysnoopy(m): 12:43am On Jan 08, 2016
oshe11:
u jst sed dis 4 likes and ntin more, shioooor!




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RomanceRe: Why We Want To Marry Virgins by andysnoopy(m): 12:14am On Jan 08, 2016
" They have high moral standard: while some girls trade their pride just for a guy who bought them suya,or who sends them recharge cards,or more painfully,just for nothing all in the name of having fun,these set of gilrs know what they are doing and they are keeping themselves for someone who will take them home to mummy."

I have a problem with your second point. Do you want to tell me that an adult girl that decides to have sex cos she wants to or as you put it "for fun" is worse than the girl that sells it for suyahuh That is the problem with men right there and myself included. We have found a way of concluding that women don't have right to their body and I think it's wrong because it's totally acceptable for us "men" to look for the nearest hole to stick our dick in with the slightest of urge.

My 2 cents tho...
RomanceRe: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by andysnoopy(m): 4:26pm On Jan 03, 2016
Lol my own. ...

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