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Chaii to think you used fancy English words to expose your insanity ... Smh.

Check health section for psychiatric cases abeg.. I can't help you.

Ok guys, what do people do on NL that really annoys you. Keep it coming....

As for me, the following three tops my list.

The Love letter writers; This got to be the most annoying of them all. Common!! first of all, who think they can find love on a public forum?? And to think that most profiles can't be verified. These guys take it to the low and without shame.

Woman Wrappers; These ones will care less if a guy brings up a topic about the cure for aids or how 1naira=1 dollar but immediately a girl posts even "hello" you see them all up in the thread trying to form a meaningful contribution on just "hello" . These set of guys are no different from number 1 but at least they got a little pride. Then finally;

The Seduction experts: These ones have all the keys to opening a woman's heart, they are the love gurus.. They give you 10 tips and you become the ultimate female magnet. But the truth is everybody and their mama know that every woman is different and nothing is a given. The sad thing is the younger folks are the one they are talking to cos I don't think any matured adult male will buy the bullshit and the painful part is our younger folks will be busy learning how to seduce the opposite sex instead of focusing on their studies.

Chisos!! Guys how do you deal with ladies with mood swing?? That shit get on my last nerve...

I didn't hear him consoling Cameroon when the same thing happened to them...

TrapHedges:
So I came back to pH yesterday.. (Saturday) my niece's dedication is today.. So I helped then around the house.. After everything.. Since I havnt seen my home boys for so long.. We decided to go to d mall and grab one or two.. You know!
We got there.. My man bought wah he wanted.. I was good tho.. So I didn't buy anything.. We chilled.. Next thing I Know .. We saw dis hot ass chic.. She was talking with a boy.. We over heard.... "I live at old GRA" my boys was like bro.. She is A1, I told them to not conclude already.. So when she was about going home.. One of my nigga decided to stalk her.. So we followed.. Bro wer she headed was a different thing.. We decided to slow down.. Btw we parked around the mall.. So after a long walk.. Lol bro you won't believe d place dis girl entered.. My entire life I havnt seen such crowdy area.. And d kids there was yelling.. Anti kewe don come!!! Obviously she lived there.. And tat place's nothing close to old GRA


^NOW MY QUESTION IS; why some girls be doing this?

Who is the mumu, you and your friends or the girl??

Click share for op and his goons and like for the girl.

Femi when meet Buhari, punch him on the face. Thanks in advance.
Andysnoopy

ayodotcom:
I have no qualms with d fg paying for the release of the girls.. ..imagining having ur daughter kidnapped, won't u try all possible means to effect her release. ....Life is more important than money

And the soldiers that will die as a result are not people's children?

I think say them say Oba no dey smile??

bbmpin:
There is something called "Newsworthiness"

Before a story is viable you "MUST" factor in the following;
¤ timeliness
¤ proximity
¤ exceptional quality
¤ possible future impact
¤ prominence
¤ conflict
¤ the number of people involved or affected
¤ consequence
¤ human interest
¤ pathos
¤ shock value
¤ titillation component
This poo that you shared is not even worth a glance #crap

Itk from your lists I can tick shock value, human interest, consequence (chop without pay) and the list goes on and on. Una Itk 2 much here

I love Hajiya Aisha Buhari and I am proud to have her as my first lady. Now I'm more than sure that Buhari is receiving sound advice in the other room.

martineverest:
*even ladies that wash their boyfriends' boxers and fetch water for dem will still come here and criticise buhari

*guys that see girls as sex objects,criticise dem and call them 'olosho' will come here and denigrate buhari

* highly chauvinistic nigerian men are d first to call buhari names


smh for nigerians and hypocrisy

Idiot are they the president of Ngr? You guys disgust me. We are talking about the future of a country here please.

If it was Buhari, He would look for the next 20k dollars shoes to buy with it.

Chaiii Rochacha d guy man. Mugu fall guy man wack

All of you crying over money you gave to your gf are just funny..

Ray360:
[b]Only dull men will need all these to yank a girl close to their station for romance. And all you have above are for playboys and not real and responsible Men who know their onion and what they stand for.
I have never wooed or walked up to a girl in solitude to Start tonguing lines. Yet they come flocking around me like Flies over faeces.
I will advise guys to strive endlessly to be a better person first. Work, go to school, get a degree, learn a skill, be ambitious to Keep your head above the Tidal waters of poverty and mediocrity and then certain things will fall in place. No serious woman wants to be identified with a mediocre who has nothing to offer.


ilegend, I am not trying to rub your piece of its worth and shine, I just want you to know that no responsible man with an unalloyed sense of worth need all the above to get a good woman. You said all girls have fish brain! that's utterly wrong.
You shouldn't be absolute about that.well, for those who need your pedagogy in fishing women, your post will be of utmost value to them.


There is no Ultimate trick to get women.

cheers.[/b]

Who call you here rich guy... park well abeg

shaddoww:
Although I am not supporting EFCC but Nigerians like abuse things too much, most things we do here, we can't try dem outside d shores of Nigeria. U can't insult Obama directly on twitter n not expect to b picked up or u post a false information against d CIA chief n not expect dem to pick u up.

No president gets insulted than Obama... Even his kids are not spared so carry this nonsense comot for here

The dogs rapid growth is just wow... check out the growth that took place in 28 weeks.

This one created that username to troll. . He's a learner. .

BeeBeeOoh:
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/2016/07/immunity-cant-stop-fayoses-prosecution-mrs-buhari/

I thought this woman said she won't meddle into politics. . Her office was even scrapped. Why then is she always in one political news or another

TPAND:
Obanikoro should shut the heck of a hell up. He is not any better than FKK. He shouldn't even lend a voice this time on any corruption saga. If he is indomitable, courageous and fearless as he claims to be in Lagos, we dare him to step his feet into this country.
Imagine the old hag throwing knife attacks from a distance in Buhari's corruption gun fight. Even if others are spared, Obanikoro should not be spared. He and his sons should be made to vomit every penny stolen from our treasury

Tell Aisha Buhari to step her feet in the US as well.

NgeneUkwenu:
Funny! Just check the names of those praising him...smh!

Did you check the names of those bashing him?? Nigeria is done!!

mrkayusfit:
Only Allah knows what really transpired between the woman and her assailants that day. She might be preaching inciteful messages that were too hard to bare. Even tho i condemn the action of the killers, by preaching around a mosque makes her actions daring. It's like an imam coming to preach in a church territory. I suggest the government ban street evangelism so cases like this can be averted in future. It is wrong to go around with megaphone and start preaching as early as 5am when people are resting. Those who blame Islam for her death are just displaying ignorance. We cannot use the action of few to judge the entire muslims. Islam remains a peaceful and tolerant religion.

This Idiot is just trolling for mentions and you have gotten one from me.

First all na God go punish that you senseless and biased mind. Justifying the brutal murder of an innocent woman is just the deepest people like you have sunk. Your type will never know peace. . The woman's blood will be on the killers and their sympathisers (you). Book this space. Idiot

bakynes:
Ok you win.my point is just that its easier for me as an ijebu to liase with my fellow ijebus in Ikorodu and Epe in Lagos because of my Yourba Heritage than an igbo with heritage all the way from Imo but have been in Lagos from time immemorial to lay claim to Lagos. No matter how British a Danny Welbeck is he will still be referred back to Africa or the Carribean and a Bale who is Welsh,his grandparents are English and he is white. Who do you think has a better chance at becoming a Prime minister with a racist white majority voting block.Though am not part of those who claim Lagos. Goodday.

Lol Mr Lagosian, Bale is Welsh while Welbech is English . Story end there. Your analogy holds no water. It's like an Imo indigen claiming Anambara when he knows he's Imo.. he's only deceiving himself. In issues like this there is no Ifs or Buts.. you are, you are and you are not, you are not. We only have right to claim Nigerian. . That's it!!

bakynes:
If you read my previous quote to you i never claimed lagos. I only said its an ancestral home to Yorubas like the Aworis, Ijebus and Eguns.

But the quote was an answer to a question. You were trying to say you can claim Lagos if you want to hence, the argument.

Now you know we all have equal right to claim Lagos, Yoruba, igbo, delta, hausa any tribe.

bakynes:
See i dont want to argue with you please you know the truth but choose to distort it. All the way from Alaigbo down to Lagos in an era when there was no car how did he do it? Did he walk all the way passed through Yoruba villages and settled in Lagos that was nothing in the 1800's. When the british was still fighting Jaja of Opobo in far away alaigbo.
Early record of events only mentioned the portugese merchants trading with Aworis, Egun, Ijebus and Ijaws never mentioned igbos. You are a terrible liar.

My grand father migrated to Lagos, his father brought him to Lagos. They were living in PH before migrating, my father was born in Lagos and I was born in Lagos and we own a family house in Lagos too.. so going by your analogy, your great grand father migrated in 1800s and your grand father, father and you were all born in Lagos, the difference between u and I is just one generation. So if you can claim Lagos, I can claim too.


So you better stick to Ogun state while I stick to Imo state because that is truly where we are from. 90% of people in Lagos are like us.. So get off your high horse and stop claiming what doesn't belong to you. You are from Ogun state, compare your state to that of Anambara and leave Lagos out of it. Ogun state has so many great men, I don't know why you guys are hell bent on claiming Lagos.

bakynes:
Hahaha for your mind. Igbos started migrating to lagos in bits after the almagamation and in mass after independence. Do i look like a fool to you do you think am talking abt 1970 am talking of the slave trade era( late 1800's) when there were no cars. Besides i dont claim lagos.

So your great grand father migrated to Lagos in 1800s? Well going by your analogy, there are some igbos who have their grand father, fathers an a family house in Lagos too. I happen to be one and my family house is at Shomolu, Oshineye street. So should I claim Lagos?

bakynes:
You want me to answer your question i will answer it. I am ijebu from the Ogun state part not the Ikorodu or the Epe part. If i tell you my history you will tell me to claim lagos. My great-grandfather was the one who migrated to Lagos through the Epe axis. He was a fisher man. My grandfather, father and myself were born in Lagos. We have a family house in Fadeyi very Old house we planning to renovate now. If you like believe,if you like dont believe just told you the truth.

Do you know some of the igbos have great grand fathers who migrated to Lagos, grand fathers and fathers who lived all their lives in Lagos and have family house/houses in Fadeyi as well?

Should they claim Lagos as well?

When you love someone, Death can only do so much. I do look forward to sleeping cos my late mum will always be there chilling out with us like death never happened . It sucks wwaking up at first but you will soon get used to seeing her always cos she's still in you heart and will always be. So forget Death abeg!!

I feel your pain bro. I was a stammerer myself and mine was crazy as Bleep. At a time, I totally stopped talking but the funny thing is when I speak to myself the words just flow out so I got to realize it's a psychological defect.

What did I do?

First I started practising my own way of talking, how to put words together, how to purse and allow air flow in n out my lungs, overcoming the difficult alphabets and looking myself in the mirror while talking. I realized that even people that don't have that problem communicate not only with their lips but with their body as well, they use hand signals, shoulder shrugging, eyebrow raising and I realized stammerers only focus on what they want to say and forget that saying things can be fun. It goes with emotions which express themselves in our body movement and as such you see anxiety in a stammerer when he's making a statement because that's what goes on in his head.. So I decided to master that act as well..

I also decided to start talking to authority figures around me, have a conversation with them like they are my pears and also in special gatherings, I strike up something interesting with a total stranger.. Sometimes it goes well but sometimes it goes blahhhh.. but the fun of it is I was building confidence.

Then I joined a meeting, started by always making a statement and I think that's where I got my miracle. The members were matured, they allowed me time to speak, discussed the topic I raised and sometimes quote me in subsequent meetings. That really boosted my esteem, I started feeling I had a voice and started using it as well. I contested to be the secretary of the association and thankfully I won, and the experience of reading minutes to 300+ members and giving information as at when due helped as well.

I also started sharing testimony in church and so many other social activities while still stammering. People noticed and got used to it, I started healing and I can tell you that today I have a nickname among my peers for being a talkertive . I will also be made to present a case on official visitation on behalf of the association and I will do it without mincing a word.

So my dear, my advice for you is to stop feeling sorry for yourself because the way you carry yourself is how people will carry you. Enjoy life, don't be violent about your situation but work on it, don't hide your voice, study how straight talkers talk and learn from them, show the world you have a voice and thank me later.

All these people advising you to change your phone number reareally need to shove it! Men are naturally made to be strong emotionally and if you happen not to be strong, changing your number as a quick fix to your emotional problem will be nothing but a short term solution.

The girl in question is cheating and is a serial cheater.. The advice for you on situation like this is to move on to the next girl... No matter what you have invested in the relationship, it still doesn't change the fact that she is not your wife! So stop acting like you have no choice!

You are lucky that you discovered this before marrying her.. A cheat is a cheat, killing yourself won't change her!! She even brag to her children that a man once died for her in the future so quit being a mugu and man up!!

The joy of her calling you while you are in a relationship is enough punishment for her.. so quit acting like you have no choice man... You do!! And the fact that there are more beautiful girls with values should be the encouragement you will need to put your life in order man!!

Man up!!