₦airaland Forum

crackhouse:
What is the meaning of SAT

dalass:
Na karma

dalass:


That Adetshina girl head too strong abeg

Nonexisting1:
Coming from the HIV Republic, I hope she is okay.

LOVEGINO:
She deserved more flogging

GanagiBitrus:
Thank God for free 3pts from Libya & Rwanda losing today.
Else we for dey do calculation & permutations on how we go qualify.

Exceed15:
Mehn.. u r my direct opposite o

Exceed15:
I can't stand or watch people eat draw soup .. it does something to me I don't like.

Nazgul:
Can someone please explain to me why MFM, Deeper life and chosen church don't make use of drum sets?

And I noticed that their women aren't allowed to put on make up, ear rings, perfumes...etc.

The funny experience I had was in one MFM church I visited. I noticed that they were using their keyboard to play drum and I was like why not just buy the drum set. The guy who invited me there told me that it was against their doctrine.

And I was like so beating drum is a sin but using keyboard beats isn't abi?

Aren't Nigerian churches wonderful?

diamond68:
🥴🤣

diamond68:
and you would get the same treatment if I catch you abusing Nigeria ☹️☹️

Nigeria we hail thee our old and native land though tribe and tongue may differ in brotherhood we stand 🥺🥺🥺🥺

diamond68:
that decrepit old hag was married to that Yoruba man for like 30 years with children and still turns around to call Yoruba ofe mmanu 😳🥴😄

APOPTOSIS:
Leaving Nigeria

Tallesty1:
Two things that happened recently in Bayelsa:

Man A wanted to relocate back to Nsukka, so he started selling his properties and belongings. Meanwhile, his wife was busy planning to “Japa” and he had no idea. Only his first son, who was her favorite, knew about her plans.

The woman took all the money and fled. People thought she was missing, and her family in Nsukka was already giving the man a hard time, say make he find their daughter for them. Months later, when the son she promised to bring over finally reached her by phone, she told him to “face his life” and stopped contacting him. The son then opened up to his dad about what had happened and later committed suicide.

Man B had a wife who was sleeping around like a rabbit. The mumu wouldn’t divorce her. Las las the wife hired people to kill him and kill him they did, they attacked him brutally. The news even made the papers. When the police called the wife to identify her husband she looked at what was left of him and casually said, “Yes, that’s him.” No tears, no emotion. The next thing she asked for was the key to his shop.

A policeman got angry and arrested her as suspect in the man's death, this triggered triggered an investigation. The deeper they went, the worse the story became. Soon, the Igbo chairman was invited by the police and told that some big people wanted the case dropped; and it was.

End of story for the man.

Women kill men all the time, but no one talks about it enough. Read Purple Hibiscus and see other ways they do it and go unpunished. Nigerians rarely bother with autopsies.

As a man, you’ve got to look out for yourself because no one else will. Don't wait until you're sick before you get a proper medical check-up. When they diagnose you with any illness or warn you of something likely to happen, ask the doctor what could have caused it, because some of these people will kill you slowly and then blame it on the life you led as a young man or the alcohol you drank.

We have a case at hand as I type this and he is alive today because someone suggested he stopped eating the wife's food.

LeeSmart:
Chief of Defence staff Christian
Chief of Naval staff Christian

Nonexisting:
Ladies Gentlemen and gentlemen, brace up for a new world order. I hope it's not of the devil though because whenever it looks too good, something in me always tell me to be more careful.

soullove1881:
That's what media wants you to know.
They wanted us to believe they are all Muslims.
But for your information,

IGP = Christian
Lagbaja = Christian, the current acting COAS is also a Christian.
CBN Gov = Christian
Minister of finance = Christian
FCT Minister = Christian
Minster of works = Christian
Senate president = Christian
Etc.

It's obvious that Tinubu only used northern strength to get their attention and votes.

What matters now is for them to put this country in order cox 2027, this his yeye calculations might not save him from losing that seat.

TheChameleon:


Future Obidients... always trying to bully till they meet the bigger bully e.g. Reno Omokri or Dino Melaye

Nazgul:
The conversion fee isn't even the only problem you'd have worry about. You'd loose your boot for ever cos the cylinder would be kept there. Meaning if you're the type of person who uses your boot for packing groceries, refilling your gas cylinder, keeping of fuel gallon...etc, whenever you go shopping, you'll have to make do with your passengers back seat.

And if you get rammed from behind by another vehicle, you certainly would survive cos there's definitely going to be an explosion.

Finally, from my experience with cars, any conversion that wasn't done by the manufacturer would definitely give you problems on the long run. This is why cars with right hand became bad market in Nigeria cos some people who converted theirs started noticing problems later on.

Buying a car that was built to run on CNG by the manufacturer is much safer than buying a petrol car and converting it to CNG.

Shellsploit:
Buy tokumbo 4plug diahatsu hijet (korope) and have rest of mind.



Speaking from experience