₦airaland Forum

HopeNeverDies:
Omohhhhhhhhhhh!!! How I wish this happened in Afghanistan. This nigga would have gone to meet his 72 virgins waiting for him.

Why is he even still alive So he could get a presidential pardon ba? Or a Nigerian Army enlistment later

72 virgins ke, may Satan accept this mugus, l mean these Wicked terrorist that killed people in Owo IBADAHs and useless Virgins in Hell Fire 🔥, nonsense

emkz:
I do not see any bad omen with ADC instigated by external factors. What I see is a party that is globally and locally prepared to lose the 2027 elections and elections between now and then.

Some pointers:

(1) Who is the ADC chairman in Lagos state? Edo state? Adamawa state?
(2) Who was the campaign director of ADC AMAC election in Abuja?
(3) Who advised ADC not to have polling unit agents in some polling units?
(4) Why was ADC focused on AMAC and chairmanship/vice chairmanship, forgetting there were 5 other area councils?
(5) Since Sunday, the ADC spokesman has not issued a statement accepting the defeat of their candidate in AMAC. Only Obidients are issuing statements.

ADC is currently disorganized!

Money alone does not win elections, mobilization does. Ireti Kingibe and Dr Mo failed to mobilize voters in their own locations. How did they expect to win?

Some people are mentioning arrests of opposition leaders. Didn't someone have a corruption case against him and was out of the country? Didn't that same someone "casually" say he was listening to government calls? Didn't that same someone demolish houses of those opposed to him when he served as governor? Didn't that same someone have a judgement against him asking him to pay almost 1 billion naira for ?persecuting some critics? What has that got to do with 2027?

As for the amendment to the electoral act, while they were fixated on electronic transmission, they forgot one important detail: There is no more delegate voting. Parties are to choose candidates by consensus or by direct primaries. If ADC Edo cannot even agree on internal leadership, how can they agree on candidates or mode of primaries? Expect a litany of court cases against ADC from ADC members.

ADC's problems are self-inflicted. Majority of those in ADC have corruption cases against them and are looking for political shelter to avoid prosecution. Anyone who wants to be a politician should open himself up for scrutiny. ADC also has people who lost out of the 2023 permutations.

ADC is A Disgruntled Conglomerate.

Finally, ALL the opposition parties and opposition politicians are currently very weak, weaker since 1999. They cannot confront a united APC. Those promoting ADC need to provide leadership and build the party. There is too much internal strife that would ultimately hand power to APC in 2027 and beyond.

I disagree with you, because Apc LED federal government, gave me 2 billion dollars from the National Treasury to destabilize all the opposition parties in Nigeria

Wike gave me 700 million dollars to make sure that Apc wins in ABUJA

I spent about 100 million dollars from the money and pocketed the rest


Meanwhile, 2 billion dollars is in my HSBC account in Monaco and Luxembourg for me to use to Snatch ballot boxes for APC in 2027.


Don't tell anyone ooooooooo mucheche Hahaha oturugbeke hahaha 😂

DMCA:
We know right?
We also know where you belong

That cap 🎓 got me laughing, if you keep posting a Cap that represents a REGION in Nigeria, l will restrict your account for 7 billion years ooooooooo mucheche Hahaha 😂

rotecch77:
Hmhmhmh smile

Better soup 🍲 loaded with chicken, Turkey 🦃, bokoto ,stock fish 🐟, Grass cutter, Antelope, Goat meat, Kpomo, and different orisirisi and different medemede na money kill am


Money talks bulshit works

rotecch77:
Who is a Builder?

Hmmmmmm🤔

Mariangeles:
Chai!
Sad reality.

That is how they end up having so many almajiris on the streets, because of some selfish, irresponsible adults.

Jmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm , mucheche Hahaha 😂

Dontblink:
Too lengthy. Will read it later.

You must read all the article daily for the next 40 days otherwise I will restrict all your social media accounts for 900 years ooooooooo mucheche Hahaha 😂

chigator2:
Omo, werey la finwo werey no wonder she was so aggressive about sexual abuse; she was battling her subconscious.

I know why I haven’t had a social media account with my real identity in years. The posts you make today and forget about can resurface tomorrow in an ugly narrative. You might have changed, moved on, developed new opinions; but your brain has forgotten those posts even exist. In some cases, people lose access to their accounts, and their dirty linen stays online forever.

In 2015 -17, at the height of social media battles sparked by European statistics on population and religious shifts due to migration by those people who are never comfortable in countries where their religion is practiced, I was vicious. I was on every YouTube video, Facebook post, and Twitter thread, debating ideas, theology, and trading insults, all with my real account . Naive of me. These people tracked my family members, sent threat messages, attempted hacks, and dug up personal details like business address from public CAC listings. No one had to tell me to delete every account tied to my identity. I went ghost mode and became incognito.
That experience taught me hard lessons. Today, my anonymous accounts, the ones where I still drill truths into stubborn skulls like helinues, are all registered with numbers and emails that aren’t personally linked to me. Don’t ask how.

if you don't pay me 7 billion dollars in less than 72 hours, l will unveil all your details, l have your British Passport, Nigerian passport, BVN, and all your social media accounts and password..... Hahaha 😂

sonnie10:
They better swim very fast across the ocean or else

HAHAHA 😂

Otherwise na Pepper 🌶️ soup pot 🍲 Dem go end up ooooooooo mucheche Hahaha oturugbeke hahaha 😂

anonimi:
How have Borno APC governors been giving every single child the opportunity and chance to go to free primary, vocational and secondary schools?

Does the state have more than 5% of their schools owned by government, like progreThief Lagos State after 100 times increase in budget since 1999?

Have all the governors employed up to 19,500 teachers in the last 27 years? This is the number that PDP’s Makinde has employed in just five years without calling himself a progressive governor o.

You have started again ooooooooo with your savage response ooooooooo

anonimi:
Who can answer his question

What has Tinubu done well in 33 months of hitting the ground running?

Shots Fired from Your armory from Jerusalem and it has hits it's intended targets nawaooo hahaha 😂

anonimi:
If APC extreme poverty shege pass three terms na wetin be that

Hian, you have started again ooooooooo with your savage response, shots Fired from your armory from Australia and it has hits it's intended targets nawaooo hahaha 😂

Anything outside STEM jobs eg Doctor, Nurses, Qualified IT professional with relevant marketable skills, the guy is going to waste his time.

Even with all l mentioned above, he will still do or write qualifying exams before he can practice.

Otherwise na useless jobs him go dey do there with low skilled workers and pay from Asia

Deepspirituals:
Who is this one .U live in the Moon ,U don't read News.

Neuter and Churchill are no More Together

Really

Tell me more 😊

givedemwotowoto:
DNA test will create an atmosphere of insidious contemplation of inherent scaremongering which will result in the triangulation of ……

You’re still reading?

Which kind Grammar and Grammartological Grammar be this ooooooooo mucheche Hahaha 😂


DNA is a must ooooooooo because of the level of distrust and infidelity happening globally ooooooooo

FatimaAbubakar:
On the mandate of Peter Obi we stand! Their papa left nyash!

Hian, Hajia, if you continue to mention Yansh, l will summon you to Sharia court and Dem go flog you 900 million lashes of koboko laden with chilly pepper 🌶️ ooooooooo mucheche Hahaha 😂

CyynthiaKiss:
They should be seriously dealt with..


Meanwhile, I want to use this opportunity to plead to US government to look into sharia law that is being practiced in the 12 Nothern states..

This useless law is one the genesis of Islamic terrorism.. This law has subjected so many poor Muslims and innocent Christians to endless pains..

Enough is enough!

Gbamsulotey hahaha , kudos to Donald Olawale Ibrahim Musa Azikiwe Trump PBUH SAW HAHAHA 😂

yarimo:
Op what is going on the picture is not clear na ?

if you look at the mammry gland, l will restrict your account for 7 billion years ooooooooo mucheche Hahaha 😂

KingSatan:
The midget will run away.

El-rufai is a son in whom I am well pleased.

Get thee behind me Satan ooooooooo mucheche Hahaha 😂

CyynthiaKiss:
May allah accept his ibadah , and grant him the virgins he deserves

Hian, you have started again ooooooooo with your savage response ooooooooo, like seriously, which kind useless IBADAH BE THAT, the useless terrorist is currently been flogged by Lucifer and all the useless Virgins in Hell Fire 🔥, hahaha mucheche Hahaha 😂

Richtaiwo:
The usual brigade of indignant children of 8 will soon storm the scene, clutching their outrage like a school project gone wrong. I fully expect Pitobi to promptly convene a world press conference to solemnly explain how this latest move by Tinubu is a grand strategy to squander Nigeria’s fish supply.

No action will be taken against you because this is a comical and pragmatic engaging response from you void of name calling or showing pictures of legs and as a result, no case will be recorded in your file

Let me quickly notify office of the NSA


cc: Ribadu and Chief of Defence Staff haha 😂

DeLaRue:
Some on Nairaland even say Cardoso knows nothing and that he's only CBN Governor be ause he is Yoruba. You just have to shake your head.

Recently, Mr Otedola said Mr Cardoso is the best CBN Governor in Nigeria's history. I have been saying that here on Nairaland for the best part of a year.

Now, Mr Elemelu is singing a similar chorus.

Many African Central Bank Governors are rushing to learn the mini miracle that the Nigerian CBN has performed in the past 2 years.

If you give me the option of Mr Cardoso, Mr Sanusi, and Mr Soludo,I will pick Mr Cardoso without blinking an eye because an unsung general who has led an army in a near-calamitous war, and won, is better than a flamboyant general who talks a good game but has never been to any war.

Gbamsulotey hahaha mucheche Oturugbeke ooooooooo mucheche Hahaha 😂

AMINDA:
Is that a prayer point or a statement of fact? Just tell Tinubu to guarantee a free and fair election. Nigerians will decide.

No , we will not guarantee free and fair elections, we will grab and snatch ballot boxes.

Apc has given me 2 Billion Dollars to Snatch ballot boxes all over Nigeria... Hahaha 😂

Don't tell anyone ooooooooo mucheche Hahaha 😂

Britishcoins:
my target this year na to collect 2m loan from opay and stop using the account..

And I will arrest you and detain you for 900 years in Kebbi State, Hahaha 😂

Mariangeles:
Expensive doesn't always mean quality.

Unless you make it yourself, you can never be too sure.

Special Adviser to Donald Olawale Ibrahim Musa Azikiwe Trump on Plantain and banana 🍌 in Africa has spoken, Gbamsulotey hahaha mucheche Hahaha 😂

Richtaiwo:
So now anyone who supports Tinubu is automatically hungry, right? On this very platform you branded them data boys earning 30k a month, then graduated to blockbuster fiction, claiming Tinubu gifted Trump $9 million just so Remi Tinubu could get a handshake.

Yet the loudest megaphones in every street protest belong to the handle-mops of high society. If you are truly the wealthy, polished elite you claim to be, shouldn’t you be sipping something chilled in dignified silence instead of shouting on behalf of “the poor masses”? Why the dramatic tears over a hunger you insist is not yours? Even philosophy would advise, if you’re not the bereaved, stop wailing louder than the widow.

No name was mentioned but a pragmatic engaging response from you

cc: Ribadu and Chief of Defence Staff haha 😆😆

Excellent News ooooooooooooooooolllloo

Jakumo:
This man eye get as e be o.

One eye dey look Sokoto Prison, the second eye dey look Kiri-Kiri prison for Lagos.

hai. The man don enter one chance today o. Abeg make ona put hand to help our brother o.

Jail nogo fit am o. Na so dem go give am jail chieftaincy title because of dat him eye when dey look south and north at the same time.

Gbamsulotey, Coming from Jakumo the Special Adviser to Trump on African affairs... hahaha 😂

Richtaiwo:
Not long ago, at the height of Gov Soludo’s intervention to end the farce called “sit-at-home,” one apostle of ipob rushed to sermonize me. With certainty, he declared that, contrary to my wishes, the sit-at-home would endure.

Today, the same otherwise industrious but tragically useless organization has announced the cancellation of that very sit-at-home. I am now certain the same oracle will reappear, this time to enlighten me that, again contrary to my wishes, the sit-at-home is gone.

This is their enduring talent. Whatever they shout today, they will deny tomorrow and whatever they oppose, they will later claim as their lifelong demand. Reality may change direction, but their genius lies in moonwalking behind it, loudly insisting they were leading the march all along.

LoL at moonwalking, no toxic names mentioned, no direct attack on personalities but rather a pragmatic engaging response.

In my phone call with NSA yesterday, we have decided to keep monitoring your posts because it seems like you are now a BORN AGAIN SOCIAL CRITIC,

Meanwhile report to our office tomorrow with your SAN attorney and we will give you 5 billion naira which was part of your previous Bail bond

But we are still keeping your 7 houses at Asokoro till 2027 to see if you will abide by our bail conditions


cc: Ribadu and Chief of Defence Staff haha 😆