₦airaland Forum

anonimi:
Please how is it possible for bad federal, state and local government officials in the legislative and executive branches emerge from among good and wonderful Nigerians?

Even the white akamu that comes out of the black pot is because white pap was put inside the pot first, not so

Hian, you have started again ooooooooo with your savage response mucheche, this is a Ballistic missile from your armory fired from Jerusalem and it hits it's intended targets nawaooo hahaha 😂

Jakumo:
There is wild exultant jubilation all over the land in Nigeria on this glorious day, as this exciting news breaks. Many of us wealth-worshippers had spent sleepless nights wondering whether this billionaire gentleman would upgrade his fleet of private jets by adding another magnificent third bird to the fleet.

Now, at long last, the good news that we had all been awaiting with baited breath has been released, meaning that our worries about there being only two jets in the fleet, can finally be put to rest.

The public can rest assured that no cost has been spared in the purchase of this magnificent flying status symbol, and that only the finest gold plate has been selected by skilled craftsmen to beautify all fixtures aboard this technological wonder, from the flight controls and door handles, right down to the finest details of the cabin décor, including the galley and bathroom sinks, for good measure.

In this day and age, no self-respecting billionaire should settle for traveling first class on any commercial airliner, because such a departure from protocol would mean that a man of great wealth could find himself being photographed lining up for boarding along with lowly peasants who make up the rabble of society. By acquiring a third jet, of which an additional four luxury airplanes MUST be added as soon as possible, observers can rest assured that the natural order of things has been preserved, with the optimistic expectation that eventually, a separate jet will be on standby for travel every single say of the week, Sunday included.

God bless Antarctica.

Shots Fired from Space 🚀 by Jakumo, you have started again ooooooooo with your savage response mucheche, hahaha 😂

Botragelad:
Some people don’t seem to understand that actions have consequences. You can’t keep launching rockets, missiles, and even cluster bombs(recently) into Israel for years and then act shocked when Israel defends itself. If this were any other country, there would probably be a full-scale bombing campaign in response, ask Japan after the pearl harbor attack.

Now imagine what would happen if Israel responded recklessly, firing blindly into Yemen or worse, if Israel didn’t have the Iron Dome and other defenses to protect its citizens. Terrorist groups intentionally put so called civilians in danger, knowing they can later cry “genocide” when Israel fights back. Their entire strategy depends on online propaganda and noisy activists framing Israel’s self-defense as genocide.

The reality is simple. Israel is here to stay. Anyone who fires on Israel should expect a strong response, because Israel will defend its people, every time.
Am Yisrael Chai.🇮🇱🇮🇱

Gbsmsulotey, say CHEEESE, more kulikuli, more bazo..ok.a and dest.ructi...on to all Islam...ic terror..ists group globally ...... Hahaha 🤣

Shellsploit:
Finally enugu agulu otu


Make e no be like umueri general hospital wey reptiles dey follow come do antenatal every tuesday.
Even corpses wey dey the morgue dey fear.

Like seriously 😳, reptiles doing Antenatal, you have started again ooooooooo, huh

anonimi:
How has ebilokan managed his home if he has no clue how to manage the public purse?

You have started again ooooooooo, another EU loaded LASER AK 47 , fired from your armory 🔫 from the Pentagon headquarters in the USA. & It hits it's intended targets..... Mucheche Hahaha 😂

RollinTNDA:
Liposuction to impress one rich man with pot belly the size of 2 storey building

You have started again ooooooooo with your savage response, for posting this comment, your account is hereby restricted from all social media for 500 million years, Mucheche Hahaha 🤣

InvertedHammer:
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Her mom's restaurant in Gudu area of Abuja is still one of the best places to have sumptuous meals.
That's a lifetime investment.

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

chopnaira:
You are correct.

Hahaha, wetin obi, Blanca, Azikiwe, Ojukwu, Lp, , P obidients, Apga do you..... hahaha 😂

pansophist:
it is just name, doesnt mean Nigerians can move there.

Japan is one of the most homogenous country in the world. You will almost never feel at home there. Just visit, study, do your business and leave.

Gbsmsulotey hahahahahahaha Muchechecheche Hehehehehe, end of threat

descarado:
Angel,leave me alone. I was in a mood to irk some people
You should know I wasn't serious
How you dey?

ok, I am doing well jare

The man looks like a Weirdo and a Psycho

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

anonimi:
How are most of us not living a miserable life, especially since ebilokan and APC ended PDP prosperity with their propaganda lies and fake promises

Hahahaha, another 5 stones of David sling from your armory fired from Jerusalem and it hits the Forehead of the Goliath of Apc and the Apc Goliath fell down, Hahaha 😂

anonimi:
How has this changed our global ranking in extreme poverty and out of school children, exporting our resources and ourselves to neocolonial, racist and cold countries?

Gbsmsulotey hahahahahahaha Muchechecheche, this is an intercontinental ballistic missile from your armory fired from the Pentagon headquarters and it has hit its intended targets, nawaooo, you get plenty AK-47 ooooooooo

descarado:
Laz'y Nigerian men.

Housework, they no go do. School run, no way. Cooking, mba.
Some, na women dey feed them in this tinubinomic economy. The only thing left is cho cho cho. Common se'x, them don dey take style bail. Yet, they want to have numerous girlfriends. Low self esteem is a disease. You want to boast you have straffed 60 babes in your lifetime yet na drug you dey use. Shame, shame shame, shaaaaaaame!
Empty drums.

Argue with your keyboard.

Hian, Yellow pawpaw iron lady, l will report this your post to your Oga , let me forward this your message to your Oga via Whatsapp

Softmirror:
The intercourse shouldn't exceed 15minutes but pre-intimacy can last forever especially eating, sucking and licking, and I mean the clitoris, the vulva, the labia, the nipples even the a......s. Men don't deserve such treatment the penis is not designed for such only for penetration. 😁

Like seriously, wetin you dey eat, suck and lick

anonimi:
Election riggers are not the only fraudulent people, those who rig erections and fake orgasms are equally fraudulent. Maybe they are even more fraudulent

Hian, rig ERECTION, FAKE ORGASMS, ballot snatchers headed by Wicked Wike the Land grabber of Abuja, hahahahahahaha Muchechecheche

anonimi:
In this ebilokan continuity of APC shege, should we not be careful about using such drugs when food is so expensive just like everything else

Hian, another EU loaded 2025 EDITION OF AK-47 , fired from your armory in the European Union headquarters in Brussels and it hits TARGET... hahaha mucheche

Dogalmighty17:
Harder harder from who? Country is hard then I'll still come and suffer myself on top you? Say wetin?

My rule is 4:40. I can cum in 4 minutes but if you want we can go for 40 minutes. If you don't cum within that period, you are on your own.

You must be arrested for cumming in 4 Minutes, henceforth you must cum, continue to cum in 40 hours....... hahaha, eats lots of watermelon 🍉, bitter kola, reduce sugar intake, exercise as much as you can, avoid alcoholic beverages, eat almonds, groundnut and relax before you enter the garden of Eden of your wife ooooooooo, this advice is for you if you are married ooooooooo mucheche

anonimi:
If this is true then why are we not at N300/$1 despite having $84 billion in subsidy savings and $3.3 billion Afreximbank loan?

Who is fooling who

Hian, you have started again ooooooooo with your savage response mucheche, this is an old SOVIET UNION SCUD MISSILE from your armory fired from the Pentagon headquarters in the USA..... hahaha 😂

Kukutente23:
Before you make comments, always take a minute to read the info in the Op. Nigerians generally have a bad reading culture but this one is not part of that. Iunderstand that you're in a hurry to defend a politician because of the hatchet job he's doing for your political gods. But you should be even tempered enough to approach things the right way.

Gbsmsulotey hahahahahahaha Muchechecheche Hehehehehe

anonimi:
She remains a Nigerian and a black person, irrespective of her acquired nationalities and passports.

Will we ever be wise enough to do everything in line with Enlightened Self Interest (ESI), so we stop being an inconsequential lot that births children to slave for others

Another SOVIET UNION scud missile from your armory, fired from the Pentagon.....

Hahahaha

ednut1:
She has italian and Australia passports. We reject her as a Nigerian. She should be dealt with well . Alot of online quacks are giving medical misinformation. Just like dr sebi who claimed to cure hiv 🥱

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, you are harsh ooooooooo, you must accept her as a Nigerian ooooooooo , mucheche

Kajaard:
An exposed breast can never be unexposed

But that Ibom Air hostess is too old to be an air hostess na

Hian, for mentioning her mammary gland, l will ask DSS to detain you for 500 years, hahaha 🤣

MufasaLion:
DO NOT TAKE A NGERIAN WOMAN ABROAD. YOU WILL REGRET.

You have started again ooooooooo with your savage response, mucheche

Kaliningrad:
🇺🇸 United States Of Americrash ✈️ ⚰️

🇺🇸 United States Of Americrash ✈️ ⚰️

You no dey taya for America news, like seriously, wetin America do you

NiceLegs:
My dear. It has not been easy.
They are my Uncle's (They are brothers. Both siblings to my mum).

Well, the one in his Fifty's managed to buy a Land in Nigeria in 2020. But when he was brought back in 2022, we had to sell the land to raise money for his treatment here.

Apparently he never owned a house in USA. He bought a house in USA early that 2022 but they said he was paying something like mortgage for the house so it was not really his own. They took it back when he fell sick. He came back with Nothing. It's very sad.

As for my other Uncle. The one in his sixty's. His wife is using her health insurance to treat him so far. Does he have any property in his name is what I don't know of. But I know that the wife has a land she bought in her name in Nigeria some years back.

Hmmm...the matter tire me.

My dear.
This ordeal has made me see life in a whole new light.

I'm drained. Both physically, psychologically, financially and emotionally.

Sometimes I look at my Uncle's USA Passport and I ask myself...

"What's now the point of it all?"

USA is not a good place to live in.

It is not about USA been good nor bad to live in, it might likely be the CHOICE ( s) they made on Arrival to the USA, we have millions of undocumented and documented immigrants living successfully in the USA and in different parts of the Western world, USA is still a good place to achieve your dreams regardless of what people are saying ooooooooo, as far back as 2006. , l physically met several successful Nigerians and other Africans doing well and have carved a NICHE for themselves in different fields of Human endeavor in North America, so Yes, North America is a good place and l have no regrets moving to the Western world, don't let what befell your Uncle's, discourage you, VAMOOSE to the USA if you can ooooooooo,