Imanuelle:


Well, how I solved mine was not rocket science.

I went to the Neco state office to make enquiries, they told me they had already sent all results to the schools. I had been to the school months before tho, so I insisted that they hadn't sent it, I really wanted to be sure, then they showed me a page where someone signed for that of my school, I snapped the page and took it to school.
I printed it and took to school, the persons continued to deny until I went straight to the principal and showed him the page, then the inquest began.
The previous principal had collected it and locked it up somewhere.

Imanuelle:

Hi

Imanuelle:
Hello friends, pls I'm a final year student of. Uniport,
My final yeAr verification by d 30th of march, i have every necessary documents except
My neco result certificate, i have been to several neco offices, several times, dey keep saying thesame thing. NECO has not printed d certificates. I wrote the afore mentioned exam in d year 2007.
I have spoken to my HOD, but all he said was dat he can't help me, and dat I'm on my own.
Failure to provide dis certificate could be disasterous.
Please, nairalanders!!!, what do i do??

vamsexy:
They are just five foolish biafruad states and dey can cut and go and die....we hv alrdy told dem so,so I don't knw wat dey ar waiting for.dey will remain last citizen in dis my beautiful zoo...even cow,dog monkey will hv more value to dis our zoo wen we are through with dis blood sucking gays of a people...dey cos problem we are facing now....only dem prostitute,1st born alwayz bastard,currupt foolish human race....thieves...name it. Dis adorable zoo will be wayof beta dan dos so called bastard igbos....I jus can wait for signal to be given so dat we can push dem out of our beloveth beautiful zoo called NIGERIA.Igbos can all die for all I care.let's deport dis bastardz out of our zoo....I jus luv hating dem n won't stop.datz y I luv fucking der women like a LovePeddler and dump dem like a public pit toilet...but I regret fuckin dem dou cos no swtness in der,I jus Bleep dem jus to express my hate for dem...alwayz fuuckin for free o. I can even by tom tom let alone give dem anytin...dey luv to be fuckd like a dog for free....jus wish dey were neva part of dis beautiful zoo....let dem go away o,imo,anabra,ebonyi,enugu,abia...datz d biafruad dem dey shout for like dis o...dey won't even be noticed wen dey are all gone....I pray for dat day to come wen dis evil nations called biafra will leave our so amazing zoo for us...God bless Nigeria d expensive and glorious zoo........can wait for biafrAaa to come to pass.

PenSniper:



Because i refuse to support or cover up those whose God is their belly or how, lady pastor/evangelist ?
Tell me how or forever keep quiet.
God will not forgive those who profane His name/desecrate His Word which He elevates over and above His holy names.
Is invoking the name of Christ and asking people to pay for unsolicited sermon and prayers part of Gods' injuctions for christians ?
Lady pastor, if anyone needs repentance, its you and your fake fine-bara pastors that you support.
Endtime pastors of deceipt.

PenSniper:



Your sins will surely find you and your ilks out for impugning, denigrating, maligning and commercialising the Holy Name of the Christ.

You are a despicable lot who worship and love money more than God.
The fear of God is not in you hypocrists.

PenSniper:



Yes, CHRIST IS REAL alright but shameless and jobless ibo fake and 419 preachers should stop deningrating the holy name by preaching in buses and asking people to sow the seed for the word and for prayer. They are rogues.

Some preach and claim to represent phantom and phoney orphanage homes with photoshop images to deceive people they gather the money for helpless victims in dire conditions.
They are rogues that should be stoned.

These criminals are ALWAYS IBOS.
They invoke the name of CHRIST under false guises to defraud the gullible people in commercial and luxurious buses.

Sincere4u:

Aspirations and desires. The target of a lady with respect to the kind of man or qualities of her dream man can make it difficult to find the right man that meets her expectations. The higher her set criteria/target, the more time it might take. 24 in age, is not even a factor where love is concerned, it could well happen to a lady in her thirties or even before she clocks 20.. Age is no barrier except the more a lady ages, the more worried she gets and ultimately keeps watering down her criteria. At times it gets so bad she wouldn't mind any guy at all....even guys she could never have taken note of couple of years earlier.

Sincere4u:

Whaaaat?, in this modern times. Marriage without prior relationship could be suicidal. All you need do is to set the boundaries of a well defined relationship/dating/courtship.

Sincere4u:

The only university of Nigeria, Enugu campus(UNEC) and by his grace, I'm a super Lion of many years standing. You like it?.

Sincere4u:

Yes my lady, i really get it. My school stood no chance at all. Any 'searching' Bachelor should go do research in UNIPORT. That's where we are guaranteed the best research results. No doubt about that.

Sincere4u:

Yes my lady, i really get it. My school stood no chance at all. Any 'searching' Bachelor should go do research in UNIPORT. That's where we are guaranteed the best research results. No doubt about that.

Sincere4u:

Research shows that all UNIPORT can boast of are beautiful ladies like the person i just quoted.They are truly the first in that regard.

Sincere4u:

hahahaha, but seriously which time UNIPORT don even show among the top 5 in Nigeria?.
You'll agree with me this story sounds like something from tales by moonlight.

Sincere4u:
I'm not even sure UNIPORT is among the best three in the SS/SE.
This is one of the funniest and most misleading posts in N/L.

PecE2Make:
See how they listed the universities as if once you graduate there they will offer you a job. me am comfortable with the Rivers state university of science and technology where i graduate because it offered me a good job. what else?

Gentle2015:



...That is how I was scammed. Couldn't dance well throughout after I was told that #10 was the bride price out of the #850k I dropped. I took responsibility for everything both from my side and my in laws. My expectation was that I will still have my #850k back and won't mind spending more for the main thing. I felt depressed later and even took it on my wife for few days. Seriously, I felt cheated and this took toll on my planned honey moon trip.

Be careful, there is nothing like returned of bride price

wrongnumber:


I was watching a talk show on tvc this morning and a marriage councilor talked about an igbo lady that cried to him saying her dad wants a millon naira for her bride price.

She further said her dad should even give her free to the guy because she has aborted 3 times gor the guy and she will be the one to lose should the guy leaves.

I pity igbo ladies.I honestly do.

kenex4ever:
Uniben not doing rag day does not change anything. Many federal schools do it. Uniport does it but I never participated in those days not because of my MEG505 but because I can't imagine myself doing it. It's just part of sug week celebration.

kenex4ever:
Uniben not doing rag day does not change anything. Many federal schools do it. Uniport does it but I never participated in those days not because of my MEG505 but because I can't imagine myself doing it. It's just part of sug week celebration.

witnezHD:
idol worshippers *^▁^*

EbolaParasite:


I have heard this story too and it is all lies. The version i heard involved a white man. Nigerians can lie sha. This shait never happened