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Chai... This will be on front page soon.

Nairaland now hires premium writers to write for them

Fake story everywhere.

Must we over stress things?

For those saying the head is used to cover the brain... Does that even make sense to you? How do you teach that to a child? Prior before the invention of carriers, don't you use your head to carry loads when your hand is tired?

If the hand can be used to wash clothes, why can't the head be used to carry load?

Or will you teach the child that clothes is watched by washing machine and not hand too?

How do you want somebody like Buhari with the brain of a Kindergarten to understand this?

This is me anytime I see a maths problem

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Whats special about this one now?

Grayoso:
I love this. The hunter becoming the hunted. Igbos don buy bad market. With Aunty Kemi they sowed the wind not knowing they will reap the whirlwind.

By the time Madam Olunloyo is done with Kanu and IPOB even Igbo Nairalanders will be begging for mercy on their behalf.

Nkita lacha gi anya dia.

@ The topic

I don't blame the unbridled prostitutte called Kemi Olunlomumu. I only blame the IPOB followers who give credence to the mad woman by following her and replying all her topics.

Kemi Olunlomumu who gave birth to a son that looks like an imbeccile or something that drank birth water in her mothers womb. The boy pretty much looks RETTARDED.

It is also on record that Kemi Olunlomumu has failed in everything in life aside looking like a mad woman. Her father paid so much to put her cursed daughter through pharmacy school. She left school and was sleeping around with drug dealers in maryland. There was evidence that she was one time injected with a drug that disconnected her brain and had her expelled from school.

She tried her career in blogging and failed woefully too.

She tried to become a radio presenter and it was an abysmal failure.

At a time in her life, she became very suicidal.

The only reason Kemi Olunlomumu is trying to catch cruise with Nnamdi Kanu is because the powers that be wants to crush her so hard due to speculation of Abba Kyari death.

Kemi took a gamble with the news and it worked for her. Infact, she never knew Abba Kyari will die. She was thinking it was Buhari that will die.

Her gamble paid off. Off course who else mummified her if not some of these IPOB guys that don't think critically most times!

Believe me when I tell you that Kemi's days are numbered. Abuja is targeting her already.

Attached is Kemi Olunlomumu's son that is pretty much rettarded in my opinion. Does this needy child look like something a sane human being gave birth to?

This is the woman IPOB engaged and she now INSULTS THE NOBLE IGBO RACE. She even called her tribe "THE DUMBEST ON EARTH."

This is very much a scam! All these SOB stories are already popular on Nairaland. My friend is a good man and tailor... blah bla bla... who asked all those? Or are you trying to manipulate peoples emotions?

If you wanted to help your friend, why not give out his number here? What do you mean by you don't want him to know you are helping

Why do people need to speak to a midwife? That same midwife can be your wife in onitsha while the doctors account number can be your own! Nairalanders are smart oo.

If I may ask, why don't you want to give out your number if the business you are doing is legitimate? Are you not aware people can still patronise you from online? You are just too shady.

The reason you may not want to give out your actual number is to avoid GOOGLE CACHING IT which will burst future scams. I am certain of this.

Just for the benefit of doubt, I will advise anybody willing to help to never send money to any damn body. Do visit the hospital by yourself or send someone in Abuja to go there and verify.

Speak one on one with the pregnant woman and then ask how one can help... I believe thats the right thing.

N.B

I just googled grace and George maternity Mpape abuja and nothing came up

I also google hospitals in Mpape Abuja and its not listed there? Watsup?

OP issa thief.

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Can you imagine?

Who sent you to a private university? Like I will open my app and transfer money to you? Because you are who...

Mtcheew

Beech plesse........

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Your uncle has a child from a broken home

You are a child of a broken home

Your step mom is without child

You called her barren

You have siblings from different men

Your biological mom is a community fowl bearing children with different men, a drug addict and an Ashawo

I have a question:

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR BLOODLINE? ARE YOU PEOPLE CURSED?

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Na im be say Tinubu don catch am

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