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This kind of lady be like
*After 4 rounds of marathon s*x *
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Wife : Only 4 round and you're already weak, i thought you were a real man, or is that the best you can do ?
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D!ck: ......

dingbang:
what does it profit a guy after cleaning so hard and the girls pussy turns out to stink like rotten fish?

Chai... you wicked !!

We start to practice our sexy voices
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Basically try to sound like James Earl Jones. Why ?, becuase no voice is sexier that the voice of Mufasa

7: We take energy drink
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For those that need it

6: We put on our best underwear
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To look sexy when we eventually disrobe

5: We shower, we shower hard
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Can't afford to be smelling when the deed is being done

4: We shave
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Don't go and injure someone's daughter with your pubic hair that feels like hair brush

3: We do push ups
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Last minute attempt to look sexy

2: We brush, we brush hard
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Unless you want her to turn her head 360 just to avoid kissing you

cc: Wristbangle, HungerBad, Lalasticlala, royalRoy, tosyne2much, classcaptain una wehdone sir(s)
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1: We clean, we clean hard

can't afford your house to be smelling when getting down

divinehand2003:
How about our own super militia NPF dare-devil crazy ride?

savage you are !

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settingz007:
So where should he worship Jesus?
AT the museum?

This one weak me !

*Amazing fact*
Scientists have proven that "minding your own business can make you live longer"

cerowo:
Jst 2 read comments

fine girl, relax let me get you akara and bread !

luckyz4rea:
How could you have said nobody knew except you and the boy?

Where is the place of our Creator - God with supreme authority over everything?

HE knew first the boy would do it long before you saw the boy!

Yea Sure !

Emenandez4lyf:
I bought a fez cap and forgot to remove the label. I worn it to a junction and guys were staring at me. When i reach my house and remove d cap, i nearly fainted.

lol.... my guy i feel pain, something similar happened to me some time ago........I was going to church and was already late, so i wore my clothes and tookoff (na trek i trek oo) on reaching the church, na so person tell me say my zip dey open, and na even girl tell me !
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i was like...

walexzee11:
Dad caught me jerkin-off... I was so embrassed

so what did dad do ?

Ok mine, i caught my landlord's son (about 7 to 8 years of age) with a bottle water container filled with sand, so he was just playing around with their dog and i was watching from a distance (cause i love watching dogs play) so the next thing he started looking around to check if anybody was watching him, but he never checked the direction i was so he didn't see me, the next thing he opened wide their dog's mouth and took the sand in the bottle to empty into the dogs mouth..... i immediatle shouted his name from where i was, you need to see how shocked the boy was that the bottle even fell out of his hands to the ground, after that he ran inside....... I never told his parent because if i did, lol... them for kill am , and nobody knew about these except me and the boy

Nice Pics !

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faoz:
Those who u want to reduce there salary are the one to sign it into law bro...... No be only u get dat mentality

But as a president, i make the rules......... if them wan do gra gra, i sack them !!

If i become the president of Nigeria, first thing i will do is to cut the salary of all political offices, and pay them like normal workers......i think that would reduce the rate at which people fight and kill for political office positions

My one cent !

Airforce1: "Shisha" is nothing but just a flavour

Aswear this one weak me,..........strawberry flavour ni, banana ko !

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