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Dear seun.

For sometime now, Nairaland has not been sending Gmail to our Gmail addresses. I don’t receive PM’s anymore even when I get a notification on my dash board here on Nairaland.

I tried creating new account, I did not receive the registration link from your site to my Gmail address.

I tried deactivating my account, no deactivation link was sent either. Seun kindly fix the bug, so that we can keep enjoying this wonderful platform. Thanks. GoodMorning seun

Dear seun.

For sometime now, Nairaland has not been sending Gmail to our Gmail addresses. I don’t receive PM’s anymore even when I get a notification on my dash board here on Nairaland.

I tried creating new account, I did not receive the registration link from your site to my Gmail address.

I tried deactivating my account, no deactivation link was sent either. Seun kindly fix the bug, so that we can keep enjoying this wonderful platform. Thanks. GoodMorning seun

cc seun

Dear seun.

For sometime now, Nairaland has not been sending Gmail to our Gmail addresses. I don’t receive PM’s anymore even when I get a notification on my dash board here on Nairaland.

I tried creating new account, I did not receive the registration link from your site to my Gmail address.

I tried deactivating my account, no deactivation link was sent either. Seun kindly fix the bug, so that we can keep enjoying this wonderful platform. Thanks. GoodMorning seun

Ok

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Money mule on the beat

Interesting

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Originalsly:
Hmmm .... I'm not surprised your book is doing well on Amazon ... judging from this write up.... so interesting... captivating ... enlightening... the imagery while reading is like watching a movie on UHD! ... you got what it takes to be a very good author. I'm sure many here have been imprisoned ... but who ever wants to let others know?... let alone write about the experience? Thanks for having the balls liver to do so and give us a personal peek into prison life. I love that you went with a goal in mind ... and a plan to achieve that goal ... remaining focused and be able to figure out ways to get over hurdles along the way. I guess the biggest lesson you should learn that the more structured a country is the more you have to know and abide by the rules and regulations or face the consequences.
Can't wait for you to share another experience!

Thanks for the kind words, really appreciate

Savedday2:
Tanzania prisoners are oftentimes taken to service dogs and being that you are a 9ja girl is a better mate.

Auntie, don't be forming, kindly call the guy and accept the offer. To be honest, he will pay you real good.

Don't be claiming with your sister's car, you don't know she got the car.

A word is enough for the wise!

You should advice your sisters too, they will love the offer

Tunde835:
Maybe you fetish sleeping with the dog in your mind.

Maybe you should drop your phone and go hustle like other men

Tunde835:
What's the pointg of this trash you wrote.

It wasn’t sent to your inbox or dm, you clicked on the title and read through it.

I wasn’t trying to make any point, it's not a debate or argument. It’s a just a short composition of my experience.

It’s either you don’t understand my write up
Or
You an online troll. Whichever way, goodbye

[quote author=Chronosvineberg post=126223038]My guy are you back?
Best author there is, let me read abeg

My gee👋

youngsahito:
Your two eyes don see shege for this world.

Shege banza pro max

Jeon:
Whatever you say darling.
😊

🥰🥰

Jeon:
Yeah, at least I will have full concentration and that will chase the unwanted attentions.

😉

To your tent oh Israel

Jeon:
Lolz, why will I do that?.
Caging myself and denying my time,freedom and happiness for Marriage and man?.

So funny.

Oh I just checked your profile and I can see you reping rainbow 🌈

Jeon:
Y'all should learn how to leave men alone and see if you lives will not change for better.

Thanks, are you married ?

Is your husband a man ?

If you are married to a man, I guess you met him somewhere or he met you somewhere and dated for a while right ?

I have plenty questions to ask you but then. What do I know

MrsTwrite:
Nice script.

Call it whatever you want. This life sef na script

Wallade:
You are a good writer, maybe you should also think about Film Writing or Novel writing.

I had to look at all your posts to get a better understanding of your person.

Sorry about that Tanzania prison thing. I think you are a wiser and better person now.

Tinder, hookup and dating sites aren't really the best places to meet a potential suitor or the right men.

Big ups on your brand building and I wish you all the best at your future endeavors.

Thanks for the kind words. I don’t write commercially. I enjoy documenting my life experience cos my life seems to be a drama lol

After serving 2 year prison sentence in Tanzania(You can see the full story here https://www.nairaland.com/7822614/crazy-story-tanzania-prison), I landed in muritala Mohammed international Airport Lagos, Nigeria hoping to restart life from the scratch. I drew a blueprint on how to kickstart my rebuilding process. It wasn’t easy at all, one year later, I was up to date. I had cleared up some of the mess I was in.

But something was missing, I needed a soul mate (BF) to complete and fill up the missing puzzle in my life. Since I was a fearless kind of woman, guys really get intimidated to roll with me.

So opted for the infamous online dating apps, on a Saturday morning after having breakfast, I downloaded the first and the last dating app. Tinder was the app I downloaded, been a pretty lady, guys swiped right and I got a lot of matches(if you know how tinder works).

After 5 minutes, I received the first message. I opened it and I was welcomed with a joystick pic(John Thomas). It was big and nice but I wasn’t interested, I can get JT anywhere on my street. I was in search of real connection and not one night kinda thingy.


After 30 minutes my inbox was full with a lot of “how much for a night”
“Do you want to see my JT”
“Let’s meet tonight” etc.
That is when I realized it was an app meant for the oloshos(working girls).


So I had to delete all my pic and subsequently delete the app, before deleting the app, I got a text from a gentle man called Femi, we exchanged contacts and deleted the app. Femi was a good looking guy, talks really well and wasn’t intimidated by my persona.

One week later we met on the island, in a very cool cafe. Femi drives a Range Rover, I drove my older sisters range rover velar too, so it was a Range Rover date 😉.

Femi didn’t see me leave my car, but been a girl who is 3 steps ahead of every one, I saw him leave his. We had a long talk.

In the midst of our long conversation, I could tell Femi never used a personified term, so I could tell this guy was arranging me for someone else. So to clear the air, I asked him “what are you really looking for” and to my greatest surprise he said “looking for a pretty lady to sleep with my dog”


I couldn’t comprehend the sentence, so I had to ask again to get more clarity, he repeated himself. I almost gave him a dirty slap but one spirit in me said “Calm down and play along”


After having the drinks, he called the waiter to get the bill, when the bill got to the table, I quickly collected the bill from the waiter and I paid for my item. (To avoid this guy using my destiny lol)


Now it was time to go, we walked to his car, before entering his car, I brought out my car keys and unlock it. When my car beeped and flashed, he was surprised to see the car I came with.

He quickly apologized for his stupid request. I walked away,I drove to a hotel close by then to my estate, to avoid been followed.



(For those asking me to continue the story. This is much that I can share)

THE END