₦airaland Forum

RedBenson:
I'm 4. My dad calls me Junior. Aunty, how are you?

poor boy# yo mama got u straying into peep biz and getting your nose in a place it dosent belong# come here lemme give u a hug......aunyy loves you now come get some ninja turtle pant I got u

RedBenson:
When did you start being naughty?

*looks around* how old are you boy??

Poor boy he wanted to give her 3k on d first sex date!!!!! And perhaps split 3k for two more sex but the greedy girl cornered my guy and took d whole cash ## dude is pained cos his hard earned savings is gone and in his very before* the puzz he worked so hard to straff turn smart on him



#typicaluyobabe#. Uyo bri bri

coogar:
odin forbid!
that task is your forte. patronising the weaker sėx to get your napë rubbed is the main objective of any skët-saving captain.

you remind me of a folklore i heard about years ago. there was this dude(i was told) on this forum with your attitude. he would defend the womenfolk to the hilt. he even confessed to having washed undies of his partners in the past & reh reh reh.

few weeks after his self-confession, about a dozen chics bombarded his email begging him to have their babies. some of the dozen chics included married women & a 44-year-old tpia. as far as the dude was concerned, it was mission accomplished.

few months later, same chics came on NL to cry how they have been scammed by the dude. half of them withdrew their students loans & personal savings to consolidate their union with this dude. in the end, they got burnt with multiple gnashing of the teeth.

the brainless bimbos consigning your comments & copping clïtoral erectiöns with your comments don't deserve my pity. don't get me wrong - i ain't saying you are a scammer & even if you are one, it's not my intention to knock your hustle. the whimsical coogar just wonders if history will repeat itself......scratch that, the cynical coogar wants history to repeat itself.

cougar ........

maaft:
I pray my future wife is as beautiful as you are. ma'am

thank u darl# blushing@

He is getting older

Giving birth to his kids and always working hard to get back in shape for another baby making session

Poor man# this is a clear case of chop alone die alone
He waited for his mates to fall asleep before embarking on this prisonbreak mission#

D hole for big pass that one sef if only him been involve his cell mates


Chai!!! [size=8pt][/size]

My guy son enter voicemail

Lovechyld101:
How Can you call that classy look agbero* lo0k they are the best couple here so far I have click the report button here for yOu.

quoting you # dreads isn't my thang! Hence the word agbero*next time stay on the subject matter # thanks

MrFixIt001:
I won't dignify you with a response cos you are a lady! My momma raised a man!

so much respect bro!

Was trying to buy you out ......you are one hell of a man!!!

MrFixIt001:
Must you comment? Can't you just view and waka pass if you ain't interested in making friends...Imbeciles like you are d reason why people like me don't wanna relocate to Naija!

shattap dia my friend,ni*-ers like u can't survive in Nigeria.....

One more trashy line from you bout my country imma gonna whoop your az*z verbally!!!!

I'm a lady......

So much for making friends....con man wanna be

Basket mouth agbero*look is killing his wife beauty!!!

ÀY and JULIUS look helpless grabbing tall ladies #


Beautiful ladies

Pretty Steph.....but the husband looks like a con man #
Even wirh glasses he look more like

hardywaltz:
Abeg make I hear word isn't he a greedy fellow? go and threaten the Brits that have given him a persona non garanta status in UK.

it is he

Witches need some spanking joo# you are lucky slaps don't work on WiFi else I'll slapped that demon outta you

freecocoa:
Make the eye wey I take see you no blind o, I'm so happy seeing this username again, how I miss the old gang. How have you been?

free cocoa so glad to see # what happen to the gang? Idowu,iya etc

annawhite:
Y'all forget
Love Machine
Vibrators

what's d heck is love machine
Romance machine


D*i#ldo
V*I*b*r*tor

Y'all forget
Love Machine
Vibrators

donsalvy:
Gold abi? But the streets of heaven are paved with gold. If I sell any of these good things and then bring the tithe to the church with a cheerful heart, God go reject?

God can't be mocked young man by paying tithes we r carrying out our christian obligations # can you afford God?

gabriella4691:
;DUuummmhh.all dese story abt virginity.hapi 4her sha.but d tn abt d holy spirit tlln her 2marry muslim.well gud 4her bt we r waiting 4her 2cm back afta 5yrs 2tll us buriful story of her marriage.wish her well

wait o I didn't even read the story !so the holy spirit gave her the grace to sustain her virginity and she in turn gave it to an uncircumsised Philistine*
To hell with her fake Dr Sandra virginity

Lord Jesus help him.......is he rocking a human hair too??

Good for her tho!! ;DBut marriages like this takes the grace of the almighty God to keep it intact #after first and second child ...bride will get depressed thinking she has missed a lot by accepting to straff one blokos for the rest of her life and would probably begin to wish she did this differently# forgive me lord Jesus #

#thinking# why dem dey cross less,shift side ways to bring out hips

jayedu108:
Are u one of dem cos u sound like one stop pretending!

go to the kid section....do I look like barney

ITbomb:
I don start to dey fear you sef

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahah

Marine spirit no dey waste time for poor peeps

It bomb u be otondo I swear...marine spirit ke!

Can we use it to peel melon

pendusky:
Has anyone else had an issue with their gps radio randomly turning on. I am sure I'm not accidently pressing it cause I just see the icon turn on in the status bar...I wouldn't have problem with it but its draining my battery fast.. though I am Making a research on how to disable that permanently but does anyone have any solution?

da top techno ado duok!

SmooshCHN:
I sleep in the day, and active at night. Any meat for me?

wizard alertz!

#strolls in #looks at the broke poster

.......shake my calabar bumbum and walks outta the thread#

Sweetlemon:
I guess you are female.

Take my advise and get an official document. Thank me later.

official Document?is it a temporary contract
Men tend to act silly sometime but in this part of the world#the traditional rites is very very important....cos even the greedy family members would tread carefully incase of any unforseen circumstances

BananaBender: You taught me well, madam ashawo.

I taught u well banana Bender#schooled u on how to be a decent girl yet u have simply refuse to change your ways#what do u expect me to doi can only take a horse to a river but not force to drink water

Keep bending bananas........no waahala but my advice is #stay off married bananas..karmaisabitch