₦airaland Forum

May Mr Putin send dem nuclears clears throat may we see sumtin..no peace

Soon we go see pics of Mr BAT and MR OBI crews dem..cruise of a country wereys dem say dey one vote ATIKU people are just heartless wetin em get to offer our country sef

Trash talk..I've learnt Nigerians will always believe anything as long as e dey di person interest

PrinceOfLagos:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/ekpa-was-paid-1m-to-destroy-obis-chances-ohanaeze/%3famp

Naija wey don cast..every election period they will just choose another different breed of politician wey go deceive us with his numerous promises si ya chan gbim se ba nenge kwagh ga..

178 likes fa..hope all of you have your pvcs respectively

Malory:
Everybody is for Obi.

Propaganda believe this politicians at your own peril..

fergie001:
The Nation

Nonsense trash talk as usual did jagaban force u to vote for buhari during his 2 year running in office mtchew

Zelenskyy:
Thïefnubu should be held responsible for to his chaos

He sold Buhari to Nigerians in 2015, with false and fake promises

In 2019, when it was very obvious that Buhari was a colossal failure and many people distanced themselves from Buhari,

Drugnubu still went round the nation to campaign and make more bogus promises to Nigerians again

Now that the Naira redesign policy of this failed government is about to truncate his presidential ambition, he is now speaking and behaving like someone from the opposition...

Nigerians are not Stupid like Thïefnubu Ūrchins and would disgrace him at the polls in 7 days time.

Enough is Enough: Tinubu's APC must Go

U Nigerians are just wicked.. what stops u saying no to buying of votes..PMB is just a stubborn Man with that mumu CBN Man PMB is no saint he might be conniving with Mr BAT but u will never know

Neduzze5:
Use it within Lagos.

I'm sure no banks will accept them because banks are under the purview and authority of the CBN.

If you like, close all banks. Na still Una go suffer am. The President's decision is final.

No political jagabans, drug pushers and Dubai landlords will be allowed to buy votes this time around.

I've attached the list of banks where you can go and deposit your old naira notes after close of business today.

So so fallacious by u..he might be worse bit we'll never know

Dreal1247:
Nobody in his sane mind choses darkness instead of light. Obi Is not just the light. He also bears the light.

What stops u guys from rejecting.. Nigerians too get wahala abi politicians dey force una collect money for votes..

Dialpad:
Obi and his crew think that the policy will only affect vote buying.... no.... it will affect Nigerians in no small way.

Just look at u...reason why old notes should still be in circulation pending when...typical wicked Nigerian

madridguy:
Why are angry rioters attacking commercial banks? That is wicked and callous! These commercial banks don't have new notes to dispense because Emefiele is not going to give them. And commercial banks don't print currency.

STOP ATTACKING COMMERCIAL BANKS

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What's ur actual gain..supreme courts order should be obeyed..i thought the law said new notes can be integrated for up to 5 months
so why is Mr Emefiele enforcing the policy and it's not 3 months yet there is a hidden agenda uotee author=megacity post=120927294]Funny fellow. It is not legal tender!!! It stopped being legal tender on 10th February. The matter will come up again on 22nd and we are all going to wait for the court

YOU DONT GET IT! WE ARE NOT GOING TO ALLOW YOU PEOPLE TO USE BULLION VAN AND CARRY CASH TO YOUR HOUSES TO PERPETRATE CORRUPTION LIKE YOU DID THE LAST ELECTION


Moreover, are not you aware that anything from the Nation Newspaper is likely a lie??

I WANT TO EMPHASIZE THAT I DO NOT BELIEVE ANY NEWS FROM THE NATION NEWSPAPER FOR OBVIOUS REASONS


If those guys tell you good morning, please check your time cause it 'll likely be afternoon or even night[/quote]

Wicked Nigerians everywhere

PureMe01:
theNATION,Tinubu newspaper wan twist the narration to suit their plan even when supreme court never said such but it's dead on arrival. If it's a legal tender,make dem go deposit am for bank nah

Emefiele is doing the good works of the Lord
Agbado urchins have always backed Emefiele looongg before now even as Nigerians have been weeping because of the economic hardship and unfavorable policies from CBN. Instead of urchins to sympathise with suffering NIGERIANs all those times,they rather chose to sing to the praises of Emefiele as the best all because of Thiefnubuu's selfish ambition to be president he can BEVER be. Now,same Emefiele is frustrating their corrupt plan and tears are everywhere.

Where has the special love long existing between Agbado urchins and Emefiele all of sudden disappeared to?

Thiefnubuu and Ganduje's 22billion naira old notes stocked in Kano for vote buying and bribing INEC officials have turned to papers. Reason Elrufai and Ganduje are both killing themselves over the matter. Keep wailing. U think NIGERIANs are stupid

Let them take the 22billion they stocked to Supreme court. Even courts are now rejecting the old notes
Thiefnubuu is a gonner.


Take it or leave it,the fake love and format thiefnubuu and his crew are trying to scam NIGERIANs with will not stand. This is NOT 2015 when they pushed nonsense propaganda of $1 to #1 to land us here unfortunately.

Anything but APC is welcome to rescue this country from these beasts in APC.desperate for power.

Peter Obi is the next president who will fix all these mess.
Oya urchins come and cry endlessly on my mention

Nigerians are very coded wicked beings..

Why are Nigerians like this. Y'all aren't concerned about those who can't get treatment when the go to the hospital cuz of the ongoing naira crisis but just about about this said politicians..y'all can still refuse to refuse money from this politicians even if the old naira notes are circulating so no excuse of votes buying..why are we like this is so disheartening..we claim to be religious in Nigeria but we very wicked for this our country tueh..may jah save us all.. let's vote for who will take us forward..as for me Sha Atiku,Obi,Tinubu there is no difference..nothing like one is better.. I support non of em..

Buga just that calm down had a feature

This is politics ..they tryna distract the masses..this isn't new but low-key they be in good terms

adenigga:
Source: https:///I-will-Finally-Crush-And-Defeat-Terrorists-Before-I-Leave-In-2023-Buhari

Clownish president!!

Why do I have a feeling you've been zoned already..u don make a move to even kiss her sef? She's probably taking another dick rynna no dey dull yourself..no be every gurl u go bang sef..if she no dey ur game nigga move..

Dollywood:
Lmaoooooooo. I have a confession to make. Have I bleeped up? It goes like this..

I met this girl and we became friends, after a month of talking to each other everybody, I decided to like set up a meet up with her. This girl admittedly said she loves me, and she calls me everyday just to hear my voice. Tbh, this girl is very humble and doesn't like request or bill me in anyway. I do tell her that, girls that bill guys or something are a big turn off. (Yeah, I did chip that mentality in her head), and she even like said, "Boyfriend ain't suppose to be paying bills of any girl when he's not her father". That really impressed me to see a Nigerian girl with such mentality.
So we eventually meet up, and when we reached our destination, the bike man ain't got a change, so she willingly paid our bike money herself with her last card, I guess. So, we went inside and did our usual sexual blah blah stuff but we didn't have sex coz she on her period and she even showed me.
So, fast forward to when we're about to part ways, I noticed she ain't got like t-fare, yeah, coz she used her last change to pay for both out tfare so, I told her not to worry that I'll pay for it. Now, I stopped a bike, and she hopped in. So, I was kind of impressed by her personality, honesty and so on, that I handed her 2k and she even hesitated. But eventually I persuaded her to take it and she took it.
The next day she called and was like "if not that she doesn't wanna waste the bike man time she wouldn't have collected the money from me".


So, what do you guys think?

After wasting my precious time she told me she has a guy..to which I said I pray the dude breaks her heart...I move...

If I handle dah fine babe wey get big boobs wey wear white top ehn she go get herself..just look at those big titties...

Ah ah seriously??

Which bitch provoke u ma Gee..

HARDESTNIGGAINT:
DEAR GODS

A LADY YOU SUDDENLY CONVERSATING WITH
SHE TELLS YOU, "WHEN I WAS 21 YEARS OF AGE I GAVE MY LIFE TO CHRIST"

RED FLAG, RED FLAG, RED FLAG, RED FLAG

RUN FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT AWAY FROM HER
ASIN DRIFT SO SWIFT AWAY FROM HER LIKE THE SPEED OF LIGHT

SHE HAD HITTEN D WALL ALREADY, GUY MET HER AT D CHURCH, SHE SIMULATES HOLYNESS FOR THE GUY, SHE TRIES SO HARD TO GAIN CONTROL OVER D GUY SO SHE COULD HOOK HIM UP WITH D MARRIAGE AND THE HOLY GHOST, DONT FALL FOR IT, THEY ARE ALL SCAMS

WHEN SHE WAS BUSY FUUCKKING SHE NEVA GAVE A FUUCCKK ABOUT D BIBLE AND SALVATION, THE REALEAST SALVATION SHE NEEDED BACK IN HER PRIME WAS A THUGGISH DICK, NOW SHE PAST HER PRIME SHE CLAIMS TO BE HOLY, HOLY WHOOORE FIGHTING TO WIN A MARRIAGE WAR

ASIDE SHE LOOKING FOR WHO TO GAME AND MARRY, SHE STILL OWN SIDE DICCKS DAT STILL FUUCCCKS HER INCASE SHE WANNA BANG EVEN IN HER DECLINE

IN HER PRIME FROM 18-24 SHE FUUCKS, WHOOOORE AROUND, HOE AROUND, SEX MONGER AROUND WITHOUT HER PRESENCE BEEN FELT ON A NICE GUY BED IN HIS ABODE (SOME EVEN START FUCCKINGS AS EARLY AS AGE 9 )

BUT LATER IN LIFE SHE MUST AUTOMATICALLY MAKE HER PRESENCE FELT AROUND D NICE GUY SO HE CAN WALK HER DOWN TO D ALTER TO RECITE SOME POEMS, RIDDLES, JOKES, SCAMS, GAMES, GIMMICKS, TRASH TALKS THAT D PASTOR'S SAID HE SHOULD RECITES BEFORE HE RINGGED HER AFTER RINGING HER, AND D MARRIAGE SHIT IS SEALED, DONE AND DUSTED, THE CONGREATION WILL BE SCREAMIMG AND SHOUTHING FOR JOY COS NEW MOTHERFUUCKERS JUST GOT WEDDED, WHY D JUST WEDDED BITCH BE LAUGHING HER ASS OUT INSIDE OF HER MIND, WHAT A WICKED SOUL THEY ARE, DONT FALL FOR THEM RUN OR YOU PUMP AND DUMP ASAP

EVEN IF AN ABOKI IS A REDPILLER AND THE ABOKI IS A SHOE MAKER OR THE ABOKI BUY CONDEMNED IRONS AND ALUMINIUMS FROM PEOPLE SHE WILL FUUCCKK HIM AND SUCK HIS DICKK LIKE HER LIFE DEPENDS ON IT, WITHOUT CONSIDERING HOW STINKY D ABOKI SMELLS, THE STUNKS AIN'T HER PROBLEM, SHE WAS JUST ATTRACTED TO THE ABOKI GUY, THAT'S D PROBLEM

(NICE GUYS LOOSES BADLY HERE, IMAGINE NICE GUY GIVING D BITCH MONEY ON A STEADY ONLY FOR HER TO GO AND GIVE AN ABOKI SHOE MAKER OR CONDEMN IRONS/ALUMINIUM D MONEY FOR HIM TO FLEX D MONEY AND ENJOY HIM SELF COS D ABOKI DOESNT PUT D BITCH ON HIS PEDESTAL, EVEN D SHOE MAKING OR CONDEMN IRON/ALUMINIUM BUSINESS IS MORE IMPORTANT TO D ABOKI DAN D BITCH, AND IN REALITY ABOKI DONT JOKE WITH THIER BUSINESS, SO HOW DO THEY WANT TO TAKE A BITCH SERIOUSLY? NEVER)

NOW WHEN D ABOKI FUUCKKS HER, HE WILL SQUEEZE, FUNDLE, BITE, SUCK HER BREASTS,
BANG D YANSH AND THE PUSSY SO RUTHLESSLY AND YOU ALL KNOW HOW ABOKIS ARE WHEN IT COMES TO SEX THEY LOVE IT RUTHLESSLY, WITH THIER DICKS THRUSTING IN AND OUT OF THIER CUNTS VIOLENTLY

WHEN THE ABOKIS AND D LIKES OF D BAD NIGGAS ARE DONE WITH HER, THEY NOW DUMP HER ON A NICE GUY

(IMAGINE D THE TRASH D NICE GUY IS HAPPY TO WIFE AS HIS 2ND HALF?)

SHE WILL NOW RE-PACKAGE HER SELF AND PRESENT IT TO A GUY WHO HIS DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL FOR HER TRICKS TO MARRY HER, D GUY EVEN KNEEL DOWN TO PROPOSE WITH A RING FOR D BITCH BE IT PRIVATE OR PUBLIC PROPOSING


DONT YOU EVER FALL FOR THIS CRIMINAL ORGANISATIONS THAT AM ABOUT TO LIST BELOW:

LOOSED PUSSY

SLAY QUEENS

BILLING FORMATS (WHEN YOU AIN'T GEEBOY'S CLIENTS)

FLAT, SLACKED, SAGGY, FALLING, WEAK, FALLED CORPSE, ERECTILE DYSFUNCTIONAL, SWEEPING THE FLOOR BREASTS

NON-MOTHERFUUCKKING VIRGINS

EVENING NEWS PAPERS

MAKE UP ARTISTS (THEY ARE CLOWNS WITH THAT MAKE UP, THIER REAL FACE HIS HIDING BEHIND THESE MAKE UP, A REAL BEAUTIFUL CUNT DOES'NT NEED TO PAINT HER FACE COS SHE KNOW SHE BEAUTIFUL, SHE DONT PAINT FACE WHEN SHE HAD NEVER EVER HIT THOSE WALLS NOTE THAT, ONLY WHEN D SAME BEAUTY BITCH HITS THE WALL DATS WEN SHE PAINT FACE WITH EMULSIONS LIKE D REST OF HER PREDECCESORS)

PARACHUTES EGOISTICAL CUNTS (YOU GOT TO BUST IT NIGGU)

600 YEARS OLD MAGAZINES

SINGLE MOTHERFUUCKKERS

BROKE SNITCHES

SHOPPING MALL STALKERS (FOR QUICK FLEX FOR THEM BITCHES BY A NICE GUY, THEY KNOW YOU OR THEY DONT KNOW YOU, THEY ALWAYS FEEL ENTITLED TO WHAT YOU OWN, BEWARE OF UR BEHAVIOURS AROUND THEM)

SOCIAL MEDIA WARLORDS (FOR TRAPPING SIMPS)

CHURCH GOERS

LAZY AND JOBLESS IMAGINARY CELEBS (SEEKING FOR WORSHIP INSTEAD OF PUNISHMENTS)

ENTITLED MONGERS

DRUG DEALERS

ALCOHOLICS

CHAIN SMOKERS

TATOO DRAWERS

HERDSMEN

PSYCHOLOGICAL TERROSISTS

BUSH MEATS

AN SO ON AND SO FORTH
ALL DEM BITCHES DONT BUY THIER SHIT


STAY RED PILL Y'ALL

THE GAME IS TO BE COLD AND YOU SOLD

IF YOU SELL AND SHE BUYS FROM YOU
(PUMP AND DUMP)

IF YOU SOLD AND SHE NEVER BOUGHT IT FROM YOU (MOVEMENT BROTHER)

STAY GANGSTER

She'll leave my house immediately

Na waoh..I avoid married women like plague..b4 me sef no go want may one homie go dey kpansh ma wife..na there kasala go burst..

These fulani people sef ur livestock destroyed someone's farmland and when they complain u killed them..who do us this thing..as usual PMB will keep a deaf ear...

You for no send am when he hala u..u for waka fast fast....(tallest)...

Na waoh 9ja which way...